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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    778
stink rink said:
So correct me if I'm wrong but here's where it's at on Day 9 Post-Simmons:

  1. Mauro and Sylvia were pissed at Jon for shaking their baby when he meant to shake Vance and Letty's
  2. Simmons has been kicked out for writing creepy shit
  3. Letty and Vance (mostly Letty) have been exposed for shaking Jon and Simmons' baby first
  4. Jon locked himself in the bathroom to cry, came out and talked to Jet in secret
  5. Mauro is talking to Jet in secret
We are left with 7/8
  • Vance and Letty have targets on their backs for being double crossers
  • Mauro is probably gay judging by how he acts like a black woman when arguing
  • Sylvia is an annoying trailer park Karen
  • Damiel is useless and unfunny
  • Josie is just trying to get by, possibly crying in he kitchen
  • Jon is damaged and we don't know how he's gonna act next
Josie has been accused of draing loli/pedo guro on deviantart
  • No drawings depict children in any obviously erotic way
  • The bad ones were drawn ~4 years ago, when Josie was 17
  • Most likely just edgy teenage shit
Simmons published a book where he detailed how to have sex with campers at summer camp
  • Sam read some passages before kicking him off the show, they were pretty fucking weird ngl
  • Also posted a child on his IG and tagged it with many suggestive hashtags
  • Nothing specifically stating that he's attracted to children
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Ah hah. This is the post I was looking for with a summary of events. Thank you.
 
There better have been some really sus shit in Simmons' books to justify creating this situation. If it turns out Hyde unilaterally kicked him off because he was retarded and jumped the gun, a lot of people are gonna be annoyed.
 
Kornheiser said:
The whole premise shifted after the show started and the contestants are still mentally children.
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Someone else referred to this as reverse stockholm syndrome - Sam and team invited these retards in, and after 6 hours observing them he realised they were all actual children, despite some being closer to 30 than 18. At that point the crew became de facto parents, and realised they couldnt milk tts for 6 weeks if they did even half the stuff they had planned.
 
Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
I like Jon, but this is peak homosexuality. What's the point of TTS if you're going to censor anything that will hurt their feelings? Might as well add a generic sound effect that goes 'Person X was superchatted hugs ❤️'
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It's a delicate balance of push and pull.

Yes, you want people to leave at some point, but too early, and no one will watch (and pay for fishtoys, season passes, and votes).

It's why they're going to have Jon remain as long as he can - he brings in viewers with idiotic displays and makes contestants think briefly of leaving, but they have to rein him back in to make sure he doesn't go overboard.

Money is the thing here: a nice, fat, continuous stream of money.
 
The fact that Simmons went from CCP plant to sissy hypnotized femboy kiddy diddler that is starting an Onlyfans in just about a week is hysterical
 
RobotGentleman said:
There better have been some really sus shit in Simmons' books to justify creating this situation. If it turns out Hyde unilaterally kicked him off because he was retarded and jumped the gun, a lot of people are gonna be annoyed.
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Nobody is going to bat for those accusations even if Simmons is innocent. Sam is capitalizing off the crumbs he can find because this show is boring otherwise.
 
Ridley said:
It's really gay. The gravity of this concept's failure pushes Sam Hyde fanboys onto their knees. They understand now that their surrogate debtmaxxing dad will never be as truly edgy as anything in the 1990s or early 2000s.
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Can you name a show from the 1990's and early 2000s where a gay fat man tells an autistic man that he is retarded, he should shower and brush his teeth?
The guy got berated for hours about being retarded, there isn't a piece of media like this, except for bum fights and gmod griefing videos.
 
curbside2 said:
Sam has been going full demolition since a deal fell through the other night. He was supposed to be out till 10:30 but showed up angry as hell. Jon caught a beating for this and I think Sam has felt bad ever since.

The fallout is that Sam doesn’t really seem to care anymore about dialing it back since there isn’t going to be a TV / Amazon / whatever the fuck he was angling for deal. Seems he was delusional after his recent YouTube main stream success. He’s never getting that adult swim money.

The moment he screamed nigger in Simmons face I knew things were going to change fast. So now you have Sam showing up literally every night since like a wrecking ball and then Jet scrambling to clean up the mess. This has led to the actual sharks to lay off and even start playing good cop. There is basically one shark left and it’s pissed off sam.

Then Simmons turns out to be a closeted tranny pedophile and Sam spends 24 hours planning his revenge. He told people he was going to do so and everyone wrote it off as ironic humor. What does Sam do? He sits there and reads Simmons book until he finds that Simmons jotted down his worst fear. Sam then makes Simmons relive his prior trauma while the whole world is watching.

This was so aggressively nightmareish and over the top they almost lost half the cast in one night. It’s worth remembering that this is Jets project. But not even knew several of the orders Sam barked at the cast members. Letty caught Jet off guard when she told him she wasn’t going to be watching the baby any longer.
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agreed, honestly i genuinely feel like i am watching something truly unique here that will be remenbered as a landmark of internet culture in the future, and i agree with you that sam is a sinking ship, he is the kind of guy that will only get the attention he always wanted long after he is retired or even death, it doesn't helps that he is legit a very scummy figure that had a borderline legal relationship with a 16 year old and a lot of other weird shit including projects that could be legally considered scams. so my opinion on him is pretty much on the middle between the "he is the best comedian of all time" and "he is a pedophile piece of shit with an inflated ego" camps. he is a genius but an insane one
 
If you don't yet see why Jon should be bullied just continue watching the sterilized piece of shit. Tomorrow as usual, wetawd will continue to walk up to Vance and Daniel, hit/break shit, scream all day and intimate people.
 
Ridley said:
Nobody is going to bat for those accusations even if Simmons is innocent. Sam is capitalizing off the crumbs he can find because this show is boring otherwise.
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The show is absolutely anything but boring and you don’t have to be a contrarian faggot just because you’re on the farms.
 
RobotGentleman said:
There better have been some really sus shit in Simmons' books to justify creating this situation. If it turns out Hyde unilaterally kicked him off because he was retarded and jumped the gun, a lot of people are gonna be annoyed.
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You missed it when Jet was talking to Jon through the bathroom door and said they really looked into Simmons's shit and determined that he was a weirdo.
Then later on Jet told the others that they were getting inundated with e-mails, tweets and TTS about Simmons and they were filtering it all out until they looked into it to see if it was real or not.
EDIT: Plus Sam said they bought 8 copies of his book and were going to hand them out until they actually saw what was in it.
 
Ridley said:
It's really gay. The gravity of this concept's failure pushes Sam Hyde fanboys onto their knees. They understand now that their surrogate debtmaxxing dad will never be as truly edgy as anything in the 1990s or early 2000s.
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They fucked this up at the start. If you bully autists like jon / josie too much they will just break down and fuck off.
You either have to find those rare autists like chris chan who just keep coming back no matter what or get absolute psychos who enjoy the crew tormenting the other contestants too much to care about them also being fucked with.
 
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