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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    778
Jet asking Damiel if he has something he wants to do off camera. This competition has no integrity left and is nothing like what it was advertised as, I'm sort of insulted as a viewer and I would be livid if I were actually competing against someone like Damiel with all this favoritism from Jet. And you can't even make the argument that the Damiel favoritism is strategy or part of the show anymore.
 
keke said:
Are you deliberately ignoring the images of female children he doesn’t know IRL that he posted with creepy hashtags, one that Sam showed and quoted?
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Dude read the thread, I've debunked this shit like 3 times already, it was a funny costume with long legs, the kid's body isn't even visible, the allegation is a joke. Gonna move to the Sam Hyde thread, since people complain that I derail this one.
 
grapeshark77 said:
The "rules" of the show seem to have gone completely out of the window - I know it was already very loose anyway but having someone eliminated then returning / someone randomly tossed is not great for morale. Hopefully now that the site's back up they can focus if everyone doesn't bail.
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Loose would be an understatement. Jet's been undermining the whole competition since day one
 
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this screenshot made me cackle for like thirty seconds straight I don't have an explanation as to why.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Vance continues to give Letty advice about how to get closer to the other fish and says the other fish were poking fun at her for reading the Bible. He implies she should stop reading it to Jon. She pauses and responds that she like reading the Bible to Jon. She concludes she will talk to Sylvia and Josie more and that she doesn't know how to talk to Damiel.

Sorry for all the recaps, I just want every person who missed this shit to get some clarification, I still cannot believe we saw this live and it's not actors.
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I appreciate it. I'm too lazy to make a setup where I can watch more than one cam at a time.
 
Holy fuck the clip of Sam grilling Simmons makes me uncomfy. The topic and then the baby screaming reminds me of Eraserhead somehow.
 
This Is Violence Now said:
Dude read the thread, I've debunked this shit like 3 times already, it was a funny costume with long legs, the kid's body isn't even visible, the allegation is a joke. Gonna move to the Sam Hyde thread, since people complain that I derail this one.
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simmons you got back on the internet pretty quick man
 
In other news, the crew bought Josie a new bouncy ball, and she's trying to figure out how to inflate it, seemingly oblivious to everybody else's emotional shellshock.
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grapeshark77 said:
The "rules" of the show seem to have gone completely out of the window - I know it was already very loose anyway but having someone eliminated then returning / someone randomly tossed is not great for morale. Hopefully now that the site's back up they can focus if everyone doesn't bail.
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You came to watch a show by the Hyde crew and expected even the rulesets to adhere to order and reason
 
Lokenstien said:
While I'm sure Sam's disgust was true and genuine, I'm sure that a bigger reason for kicking him off was because of possible lawsuits. I don't think the legal liability is because of possible Simmons crimes but because he might have a case for false allegations and defamation if he was left on.
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He also did mention that constant TTS referring to the alleged pedo shit isn't a good look, even if they filter it out. If they kept Simmons and he kept deflecting or ignoring, this would've literally turned into Pedotank.
 
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