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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    778
Just read a comment on the chat that said "Now would be a good time for Frank Hassle to arrive"

I know this is a serious and sad moment but that made me laugh so hard, I wanted to share it with you all

They should sic Hassle onto Simmons as he's leaving.
 
So correct me if I'm wrong but here's where it's at on Day 9 Post-Simmons:

  1. Mauro and Sylvia were pissed at Jon for shaking their baby when he meant to shake Vance and Letty's
  2. Simmons has been kicked out for writing creepy shit
  3. Letty and Vance (mostly Letty) have been exposed for shaking Jon and Simmons' baby first
  4. Jon locked himself in the bathroom to cry, came out and talked to Jet in secret
  5. Mauro is talking to Jet in secret
We are left with 7/8
  • Vance and Letty have targets on their backs for being double crossers
  • Mauro is probably gay judging by how he acts like a black woman when arguing
  • Sylvia is an annoying trailer park Karen
  • Damiel is useless and unfunny
  • Josie is just trying to get by, possibly crying in he kitchen
  • Jon is damaged and we don't know how he's gonna act next
Josie has been accused of draing loli/pedo guro on deviantart
  • No drawings depict children in any obviously erotic way
  • The bad ones were drawn ~4 years ago, when Josie was 17
  • Most likely just edgy teenage shit
Simmons published a book where he detailed how to have sex with campers at summer camp
  • Sam read some passages before kicking him off the show, they were pretty fucking weird ngl
  • Also posted a child on his IG and tagged it with many suggestive hashtags
  • Nothing specifically stating that he's attracted to children
 
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It's interesting to see how shell shocked everyone else is when in reality they weren't even put through a fraction of what Jon was. If anyone can bounce back from this shit it's him.

Edit: Just realized Jon didn't get to say a proper goodbye to the person he confided in.
 
This is the most evil thing Sam Hyde has done, if you exclude the Marky allegations. He ruined this guy's life and reputation forever. With baseless accusations, while laughing about it. And he thinks he was in the right too.
I get you, but that shit was pretty damning. You think maybe if sam had blew it off, folks would have just added it as more fuel to the fire to call sam a pedo? I've seen the stuff that folks use to smear him as a pedo, and it's pretty damn thin. The stuff about simmons has a lot more weight behind it. insta posts, creepy videos, and the camp book. Not a good look.
Seen you posting in here since nearly the beginning too, maybe just walk away for a little while, see if perhaps you are caught up in it a bit too much? I had to do the same when they brought back that faggot damiel, it's easy to get too invested in what is just some goofy reality tv stuff.
 
Vance says he "kind of feels like a piece of shit." Violetta asks why, he says "being sneaky I guess." Violetta tries to talk him down from almost becoming compassionate by saying "it's just a game after all..." tune into Bedroom 1 for a thrilling episode of Vance's Second Thoughts.
 
Mauro wants an hour to himself alone and wants to call his family.

You were so tough an hour ago man what happened?
I don't understand Mauro's reason for wanting to leave, he was fine earlier but Simmons is outed as a creep and he's shook? Does Mauro have camp counseling books out too?
I have to imagine a part of it is that he just got into an argument with Jon and now the producers are clearly showing they like Jon and don't want him crying the bathroom. Could be that this night was just the final boil over a bunch of emotional stress that came in peaks and valleys. Plus since the producers are already playing good cop now for jon, its probably a good time to talk to them about ones feelings since they're probably more receptive.
 
Letty: "Now people think we're sneaky, but we had pure intentions because we knew Simmons was a bad guy in our hearts"
Every time she talks she gets more evil, I love it
 
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