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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Meowstery said:
I just don't see how people can dislike Vance now. He made the first real play that will absolutely have huge consequences. Jon has been funny as hell and Dam is funny enough, but Vance stole a baby which ultimately lead to it's death (and will lead to Simmons+Jon losing the elimination challenge). The first antagonistic action I've seen so far was this and I love it.
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Because he did it for someone who loves scat and looks like a freak
 
Meowstery said:
I just don't see how people can dislike Vance now.
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He was trying to play Letty and made himself look dumb trying to do it. I agree he is the only one that’s been trying to play the game and he plays it up for the camera a lot. He had a good idea but fumbled the execution bad
 
SpruceEater said:
I'm a fan of MDE and I'm looking forward to WP2 but ngl I'm finding it really hard to like Sam over this. This is undeniably scummy and I don't know how his fans are gonna try and defend it.
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sam was saying wait a day or 2 for this shit to be fixed. I couldn't sign up before the site was down, but managed it for the first reboot. didn't have any problems.
 
Hiphopopotamus said:
What's sexy about her? I haven't seen a single non-repugnant thing from her, or her scat fetish.
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It's a combination of her being tiny, broken, and desperate to please. The "I could fix her" factor.

As mentioned, I hate myself for feeling it but...

KingFrampt said:
If this was posted elsewhere on this site you would be bullied mercilessly and probably thread banned I'm not sure why people are suddenly ok with simping for repugnant hoes
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Agreed, but this thread is looser and closer to chat than the normal lolcow threads.

Plus plenty of Josiesimps are already oversharing.
 
If Jon gets kicked out because of this I'm going to be very disappointed :sigh: . Maybe he should go full tard and destroy all the babies so that Hyde can't kick anyone.
 
Meowstery said:
but Vance stole a baby which ultimately lead to it's death (and will lead to Simmons+Jon losing the elimination challenge). The first antagonistic action I've seen so far was this and I love it.
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It's still alive and screamed at Simmons. I am actually surprised it didn't die after Letty's shakedown. It doesn't matter though, Simmons is fucked anyway. Jon has immunity.
 
Meowstery said:
I just don't see how people can dislike Vance now.
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How could people like him? Showed he was completely pussywhipped by his GF by saying he would just quit if she was uncomfortable even though he's on cam 24/7 so obviously can't sneak an affair.
He only does shit behind people's back, apparently fucking loaths Jon and can do gestures as he's out of the room but when he's actively annoying him in person he sits there and takes it like the bitch he is.
Not to mention he's dumb as bricks, trying to form an alliance with Letty yet has no info or strong opinions on anyone, leading him to just go "uh yeah, uh yeah, they're cool I guess, uh yeah" showing he isn't able to really understand or analyze anyone beyond "I like" or "I dont like"

This all on top of the fact he has done basically nothing for the first week straight except scream at the camera in private thinking it's funny.
 
Jon just barged into B1 again, this time holding a bible along with his timer. He knocked but Vance could hear the ticking from the hallway and already knew it was him. The timer is still ticking away as Jon lays on the ground quietly. The timer goes off, Jon starts doing pushups while pretending to read the bible at the same time. I can't believe Jon is a real person. Vance will Jack Torrance everyone soon.

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update: Jon asks him if he put the "shut the fuck up, Jon" message into the box way back when. Vance says he didn't put anything into the box and that he was sure it was Mauro. IIRC this is a lie and it was him.
 
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Slightly Worthless said:
It's a combination of her being tiny, broken, and desperate to please. The "I could fix her" factor.

As mentioned, I hate myself for feeling it but...


Agreed, but this thread is looser and closer to chat than the normal lolcow threads.

Plus plenty of Josiesimps are already oversharing.
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Mmm... I could probably fix a broken Prius but I wouldn't because it's ugly, and still ugly if fixed. :thinking:
 
Lokenstien said:
I swear I saw Damiel take the batteries out of his baby; the literal definition of killing it for this challenge. He looks completely checked out from this entire experience.

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Riveting content from the definition of a deadbeat. Also why does he get to avoid the camera a second time?
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I feel whoever said this guy was brought back up so that he stops annoying people in the basement was right on the money.
He's not interested in the game whatsoever, or even involved in it in any significant manner; he's only here to continue couch-surfing and freeload.
 
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