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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 61 7.7%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.8%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 50 6.3%
  • Total voters
    796
Lowercase I internet said:
Vance must be seething right now, there's no way he doesn't realize what just happened. He took orders from the chick who completely cucked him last night to get rid of Jon's baby. He does it like a good cuck, and now Jon is in the room hitting it off with Letty once more while Vance has to seethe in bed thinking about how annoying he is but never confronting him about it.
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Don't worry, he'll do a punch gesture or flip him off or something when Jon turns away and totally 'own him'. That is unless Jon senses something and turns around and Vance will put his hands in his pockets and avoid eye contact.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Vance must be seething right now, there's no way he doesn't realize what just happened. He took orders from the chick who completely cucked him last night to get rid of Jon's baby. He does it like a good cuck, and now Jon is in the room hitting it off with Letty once more while Vance has to seethe in bed thinking about how annoying he is but never confronting him about it.
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I wonder if those evil fucks know that they brought this upon themselves. If they hadn't done what they did, would Jon be in their room right now? They're even more fucked when (if) TTS comes back. Vance & Letty are sinners, not winners.
 
i will never not laugh at Jon talking about the wetodds he's seen out there.

Now Jon is sitting on Vance's bed, this is hilarious!
 
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Jon is burping and talking about autism. Sitting on Vance's bed with that annoying timer ticking. Vance has to be seething.
 
Dashusethetrashcan said:
Jons defining everyone in the house as an autist (hes right), and called vance sneaky right to his face, maybe jon knows that vance participated in the brutal assassination of jon and simmons child
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Jon is talking about how half the house is autistic and just described Vance as a "sneaky one." I'm convinced he suspects them and is torturing Vance with his presence, tard helmet and all. He's rambling about autism listlessly.

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He's now talking about the baby. "It's kinda scawy, thinking about one fuck up, the baby's gone." He's sitting next to Vance on the bed. It would be hilarious if he snatched the baby and ran. Do it, Jon.
 
>Jon immediately accuses letty and vance of stealing the baby
>brings a literal ticking clock into their room
>refuses to leave and starts doing pushups and talking incessantly about autism
>pussy vance, king of gossip is intimidated and powerless to stop him
he's the best. he's just the best. this is too kino
 
Jon is now doing pushups after the timer goes off. Now he's resetting it. Vance asks Jon to sit on Letty's bed. Instead Jon does push ups and asks Letty to count them.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Vance must be seething right now, there's no way he doesn't realize what just happened. He took orders from the chick who completely cucked him last night to get rid of Jon's baby. He does it like a good cuck, and now Jon is in the room hitting it off with Letty once more while Vance has to seethe in bed thinking about how annoying he is but never confronting him about it.
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Not defending him per say because its still two-faced behavior, but did you not see him looking at the camera and say he's going to throw Letty under the bus? Cucked in general? Yeah. Cucked by Letty? You're fuckin fantasizing lol.
 
Vance gonna hear that ticking in his head everytime he tries to sleep like its the telltale heart. Jon is making Vance seethe but hes mentally trying to resist breaking down publically
 
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