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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 62 7.8%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.6%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%

  • Total voters
    798
I cannot believe Vance took last night's conversation with Letty as a win to the point of listening to her on what to do.
This is the part that kills me. She made fun of him to his face when he got all flustered over her asking him what his conversations with Damiel were about, consistently defended Jon when Vance tried to demean him, and managed to make him go downstairs by himself and take the baby so he's the one in trouble if he gets caught. Vance could've went and gotten that baby by himself wordlessly and Violetta would've been kept in the dark about it too, she didn't do anything besides shake it a little.
 
sounds like something a soyboy who only lived in propserity and peace would say.
Sounds like something a hood nigger would say. A man doesn't seek conflict, but is still prepared to fight if necessary. Fighting over petty bullshit is literal nigger behaviour.

To be honest, it is even more humiliating for Daniel to be scared of Jon, only for the man to apologize.
 
Jon is now my favorite fish. I don't even know if he's torturing Vance on purpose (probably not), but Vance is slowly dying inside while Jon keeps making letty giggle. After shit talking Jon last night, now Vance has to watch letty flirt with Jon while Vance pretends not to be jealous.

Also Letty calling Vance out again. "How did you see it? that happened at my school"

Now Jon naming who in the house he thinks is autistic.
 
Vance must be seething right now, there's no way he doesn't realize what just happened. He took orders from the chick who completely cucked him last night to get rid of Jon's baby. He does it like a good cuck, and now Jon is in the room hitting it off with Letty once more while Vance has to seethe in bed thinking about how annoying he is but never confronting him about it.
 
Jon is now my favorite fish. I don't even know if he's torturing Vance on purpose (probably not), but Vance is slowly dying inside while Jon keeps making letty giggle. After shit talking Jon last night, now Vance has to watch letty flirt with Jon while Vance pretends not to be jealous.
The guy makes people who actively shit talk behind his back sit and listen to whatever he has to say, holding a timer in front of their bed.
His power level is off the charts
 
Jons defining everyone in the house as an autist (hes right), and called vance sneaky right to his face, maybe jon knows that vance participated in the brutal assassination of jon and simmons child
 
Jon says being autistic isn't a bad thing, in fact, it's an upgrade.
Proceeds to need help figuring out a simple math problem :lol:
 
This is the part that kills me. She made fun of him to his face when he got all flustered over her asking him what his conversations with Damiel were about, consistently defended Jon when Vance tried to demean him, and managed to make him go downstairs by himself and take the baby so he's the one in trouble if he gets caught. Vance could've went and gotten that baby by himself wordlessly and Violetta would've been kept in the dark about it too, she didn't do anything besides shake it a little.
I agree with ya 100% and I'll add; I think Lettie has a better read on the audience favorites and is playing that angle. And she genuinely likes Jon, probably because he's easy to read and not a threat to her.
 
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