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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 62 7.8%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.7%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 50 6.3%
  • Total voters
    797
As I watched Josie go back up to her room for bed, I wondered if this will be the thing that turns everyone against Damiel. If he fucks this up for Josie, everyone will hate him instantly.
 
The Man With No Name said:
As I watched Josie go back up to her room for bed, I wondered if this will be the thing that turns everyone against Damiel. If he fucks this up for Josie, everyone will hate him instantly.
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Unless his goal is to be hated by the fans he should be well aware that being good with Josie is the best way to get fan support.
 
dramamine said:
JON IS THREATENING TO KILL THE BABY TO PUNISH SIMMONS
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5075768-9d825843de3592d1832a919e43b10da3.jpg $1700, Jon!!
 
TheGreatDodongus said:
The only thing I'm worried about is that if Simmons leaves, it might open the floodgates for some of the weaker-willed contestants to start leaving as well. Especially with TTS presumably coming back online in the near future, I'm worried for Sylvia and Lettie. If you think you can trust Jet's wigger crew to properly safeguard it against the A-logs, you're retarded.
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They need to give out more fishbux. It's their best way to keep people on the show since they'd have to forfeit thousands if they walk out.
 
Aristides said:
Jet comes in and explains that Simmons was being questioned over a potential knife and warns everyone that weapons get you kicked off the show. He says something, they laugh, then he leaves. Now we're back to Simmons' Skinner box.
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Slight correction: Jet said that having a pocket knife would NOT get you kicked from the show, only that you should let Jet know so he can keep it downstairs until the show is done.

And Jet laughed because Jon asked if CBD was allowed because he threw away his CBD lotion on the way to the house.

WelfareNiggerQueen said:
He is a godly man who is extra THICC. Sex is of no use to him.
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A true fertility god(dess)

Aidan said:
JCS wouldn't know what to do with him as he broke every rule in the book and got a rock solid confession without even trying.
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If he had smacked her across the face with the good book that would have been incredible

The Man With No Name said:
As I watched Josie go back up to her room for bed, I wondered if this will be the thing that turns everyone against Damiel. If he fucks this up for Josie, everyone will hate him instantly.
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I genuinely feel sorry for Josie having to share a bedroom with Damiel, I have to imagine it makes her a bit uncomfortable.
 
Lokenstien said:
Mauro why would you curse the house by tempting the wrathful banshee of TTS looming, growing, waiting to wreak total mental havoc?
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Mauro: "Bring TTS back on." This isn't the first time I've heard him say this. Maybe he should consider that the other fish may have damning digital footprints.
 
"I dont cawe. I will cwaim it as such."

Jon's reaction to being told that the living room is not his bedroom.

When pressed about why he's so loud, he claims that it's not his fault that people come downstairs and talk to him, as if he's not CONSTANTLY IN THE MAIN FUCKING ROOM IN THE HOUSE
 
Simmons feels the sweat on his brow. He shouldn’t have agreed to the the word association game. He could have redirected to the Bible.

“Pwumpkon”

“Orange?”

Cleared that one.

“Dwog”

“Dinner?”

Another one down. This was easier than expected.

“Camper”

“Easy target?”

Simmons had only a moment to contemplate his mistake before the knife plunges into his chest, straight through his training bra. Jet had questioned them both about the knife but the autistic Paladin hadn’t flinched. The room grows dark and the last thing Simmons can hear is something about not being a Top G.
 
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