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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 63 7.9%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 181 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 413 51.6%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%

  • Total voters
    801
anonymous.maggot or whatever the fuck that site was called just stopped working. I still can't log in to the real site, because I didn't have an account before the site went down the first time. It just says "unexpected token". Anybody understand why, or have a different stream I can watch, like a youtuber or something?
You can get a direct link to the stream file and watch it in VLC or something, though they change/break every now and then so it'd probably be prohibitively annoying.
Make a new account using guerilla mail or something in a throwaway browser like firefox or chromium, whichever you don't normally use.
 
does anyone think some one told anyone about these books? or was it just the TTS that made them curious about them?
TTS got in on it like three times and Simmons started audibly and visibly panicking. I also think people are born with an instinct to root out pedophiles.
 
I bet Jet is interviewing them about Simmons. This is unreal. Who knew there would be a true crime aspect to the show.
 
Ok and. Let a nigga rest it's midnight. He has to tard wrangle tomorrow morning when the beast is fully energized with autism.
Tard wrangle? You mean get his ass blasted by Jon until he weeps to Jet about being bullied and is escorted out?
Do you not remember the first three days he just completely slept through because he was on drugs? He's on those drugs again.
 
Jon is asking so many of the right fucking questions my god.
There's no way Jon doesn't know. I've never seen this cynical side of him. "Did you date any of the counsewows?" Everyone was snickering and smiling while he said that, I'm afraid the cat is out of the bag.

8 to 16, Jesus Christ. What's going to happen to Simmons when Sam catches wind of this? He's fucked.
When Sam was handing the babies out he gave the naked one to Simmons and said "Here you go, Simmons, just the way you like 'em" or something to that effect. I'm not sure how much Sam knows because most of his input seems to come from Twitter.
"Simmons just the way you like it"
LMAO
A nude asian baby.
 
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Tard wrangle? You mean get his ass blasted by Jon until he weeps to Jet about being bullied and is escorted out?
Do you not remember the first three days he just completely slept through because he was on drugs? He's on those drugs again.
Ok and. He's busy tard wrangling all day and making Joncels seethe over it.

The perfect drama element. Keeps people engaged with hate due to Philippino supremacy.
 
Jon has defeated everyone in the house that challenged him to a test of strength so far. He’s won nearly every test of will against anyone not named Sam.
lost tug of war to mauro. mauro won without trying with socks on. i think mauro and vance could wrestle him to the ground pretty easy. i think that all chigger fakeness aside damiel has prob been in some fights, i doubt jon has.
 
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