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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    782
lupinthethird said:
How did they explain this to the other contestants, or did they even bother to try?
I don't think they could've fumbled the idea and implementation of a 'plant' any harder than how they've gone about it.
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It was hand waved. I think they’re trying to pass off not even trying as a joke. Or maybe they intend to fix it in editing for the final product.
 
Aristides said:
I'm convinced the emotional teardown Sam gave him is what drove the sudden wave of normalcy that's overcome him tonight. "I'm so mad at myself," he said. Guilt seems to be what holds the Jontism back the most, which is disheartening.
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His intensity during the challenge was because he thought it'd impress Sam. When he found out Sam wasn't a fan of his behavior it probably hurt. He is desperate for approval from a strong male figure. That's why is obsession with Tate is so unhealthy. He thinks he's acting the way Tate would want but he doesn't get any feedback on his behavior. If he had an actual mentor giving him feedback he might actually get better. Honestly if Sam legitimately took him under his wing he could probably improve Jon's life.
 
What is Damiel reading? Clearly it's a comic, maybe some Chinese cartoon bullshit. But do you think we'd be able to get an ID?
 
I don't get all the people saying Vance or anyone else should go confront Jon man to man. Did you guys not see the 5+ hour fight (that was still simmering this morning) over Simmons not wanting Jon to play pretend as Andrew Tate? How do you think a confrontation with Jon over him being a loud annoying retard is going to go? You can't even get Jon to make a concession as small as not playing pretend as a member of the Tate brood without it seeming like a personal slight to Jon. Why do you think Vance or anyone else would want to tell Jon to his face that he's an annoying retard that never knows what he's talking about and ruins almost every conversation he tries to join?

One of the big reasons life is so hard for autistic people is that everyone hates being around them due to the way they act, and the autists make it really annoying to talk to them about how they are being annoying because they're not self-aware enough to change in the moment. Nobody in the house likes Jon, he doesn't know why, and he literally can't change the way he is to be normal. It's sort of a running tradgedy in the show that Jon has mentioned a few times in private conversations that he has trouble making friends, while he is slowly driving the rest of the cast to hate him while not realizing what he's doing in the slightest, and trying to be cool and outgoing like the cool people he sees on TV/Youtube.
 
lupinthethird said:
How did they explain this to the other contestants, or did they even bother to try?
I don't think they could've fumbled the idea and implementation of a 'plant' any harder than how they've gone about it.
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After completing the challenge for the day, they let him in
SAM: "We interrogated him for 3 days and found he's not the plant. So you guys better watch out for the real one."
Vance is acting like he believe this shit, I'm 50/50 on whether it's just because he now has someone to shit talk everyone else with. Everyone else seems to be avoiding him.
 
"I left my wife's son for this?"
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Lowercase I internet said:
The Bible study session was kino and absolutely based and you cannot tell me otherwise. Jon had her read like 20 Psalms while having her wrapped around his finger the whole time.
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"wrapped around his finger" is overstating it a bit. She talks in that phony flirty voice to everyone, even when she's subtly insulting them.
 
stink rink said:
Please Jet just turn on TTS for Bedroom 4. Let us tell Damiel to do SOMETHING with his second wind.
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If Damiel had any brain cells left he’d be fucking with Mauro and Sylvia. He gets back and it’s straight back to Jon who doesn’t even need prodding and who has also defeated him three times. Mauro has shown thin skin in the past and Sylvia is a potential powder keg.
 
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