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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    782
&igrewintoribbons said:
Vance showing he's the most normie with these retarded reality show confessionals, what a faggot. He'll wind up telling the audience his gf has canceraids next time Letty even breathes his way. Another golden TTS moment missed. Get your shit together Jet
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Needed a TTS just saying "I am at your girlfriend's place, she says hi."
 
Rate me late gay and thirsty but I'm honestly just curious, what's this video regarding Letty thats been mentioned a few times and had her shook? The only things I've seen are the video of a discord, a few nudes, and a disgusting pic of her sucking a toe.

Edit: Ignore me, if it's RP I dont wanna see it, thought it was something she released herself
 
Illiterate Construct said:
Rate me late gay and thirsty but I'm honestly just curious, what's this video regarding Letty thats been mentioned a few times and had her shook? The only things I've seen is the video of a discord, a few nudes, and a disgusting pic of her sucking a toe.
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Revenge porn on the internet. It’s not advised to share it here.
 
No Face said:
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We still doing the Eva thing?
 
Zjierb said:
Jon seems to only act out if he has someone to impress, kinda like a middle-schooler. Jason Goldstriker is coming? Time to be alpha as fuck and workout really hard so I can out-sweat him when he arrives. Letty talking about books? She should read this cool new thing called the Holy Bible™ that you should read out loud so we can talk about it.

I'll double-down on me saying he reminds me of AirsoftFatty but he also reminds me of basically anyone who crafts their personality around the people they talk to and tries to impress them at every turn.
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He and AirsoftFatty are mentally stunted, immature dudes who crave that "alpha" male in their life to look up to and emulate. It's definitely a type everyone at least grew up with and Sam no doubt attracts a ton of them. Many are probably mocking Jon with no self awareness.
 
I am desperately trying to catch up with this shit show and thread. I swear to god every time I finish reading a page, another one pops up but the posts on here are too funny to ignore so I'm forced to keep walking up this downwards spiral escalator. Who knew trying to live a normal healthy life would result in me missing some the best retard content ever produced on Saint Jons mustard stained earth. What kind of world have we created where us downtrodden Kiwis are forced to do unpleasant things like work, take care of families, read, exercise, etc when essential unproductive sleep-schedule-destroying parasocial relationships with raving warbands of autstis fucking up a house 24/7 are merely at our fingertips? Its cruel I tell you, so so cruel.

I will say that Vance's speech to his girlfriend was some real half hearted shit. Based on his tone I almost expected him to break up with her then an there. I think Letty's unnatural sexual prevision powers are starting to mess with straight laced glue huffing Vance. Plus he's proved to be good with his hands which tends to be popular with the ladies and Letty is all too eager to psychic sap any attention he gives her.
 
So I was curious about the idea that Vance may or may not be another plant. And I decided to see what he said in the preview video. As it turns out, he isn't even part of it.


Which confirms they were trying to hide info on him as much as possible or he's just that boring that they didn't get any good sound bites. I think it's likely the latter but who knows.
 
anonymous.maggot or whatever the fuck that site was called just stopped working. I still can't log in to the real site, because I didn't have an account before the site went down the first time. It just says "unexpected token". Anybody understand why, or have a different stream I can watch, like a youtuber or something?
 
Yet another Vancelog. This time it's a sob story about how much he loves his girlfriend and that he's going to use this money to buy a house.

CoolFool said:
What did he say? I missed it.
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"Can somebody, uh... can somebody clip this? I wanna say something to my girl at home. I'm sorry for all this stuff, this shit you're not gonna see, like these challenges that are having to do with Letty. It's uncomfortable, I know it hurts to watch. Definitely, I definitely know it hurts to watch. And it hurts... it hurts me, too. Uh... just, uh... just know I'm trying to win it for ya. There's a decent amount of money that I can get for us here. Uh, you know, gets us a little closer to buy a house or whatever... um... yeah. Just, uh... I got a plan, trust me. I kinda gotta play it (?) right now. But just, uh... be strong. I'm thinkin' about ya. Let's just say I see a linear path to victory right now. And uh... but also, if you see something, if you've had enough, if you see something you can't handle, call the production team and tell me to come home, I will. I love you."
 
C. Cactus said:
anonymous.maggot or whatever the fuck that site was called just stopped working. I still can't log in to the real site, because I didn't have an account before the site went down the first time. It just says "unexpected token". Anybody understand why, or have a different stream I can watch, like a youtuber or something?
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went down for me too

 
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