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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 48 6.1%

  • Total voters
    783
Jon's not bad as long as he isn't tard-raging.
Jon seems to only act out if he has someone to impress, kinda like a middle-schooler. Jason Goldstriker is coming? Time to be alpha as fuck and workout really hard so I can out-sweat him when he arrives. Letty talking about books? She should read this cool new thing called the Holy Bible™ that you should read out loud so we can talk about it.

I'll double-down on me saying he reminds me of AirsoftFatty but he also reminds me of basically anyone who crafts their personality around the people they talk to and tries to impress them at every turn.
 
Everyone shits on Sylvia for being fat but I really never see her do or say anything offensive, she seems nice. The worst I've seen her do is bitch about Simmons and Job after they both acted super annoying, which anyone would do.
she doesnt do anything but read that book on the couch.
 
Letty has all but admitted to not liking Jews on stream and now this. Now we know why she swoons so hard for Sam.
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Everyone shits on Sylvia for being fat but I really never see her do or say anything offensive, she seems nice. The worst I've seen her do is bitch about Simmons and Job after they both acted super annoying, which anyone would do.
Mauro and Sylvia love food and sleeping and being quiet. Frankly? They are good fat parents to raise a chubby kid. Would be impressed to see them win the challenge.
 
Josie makes me think a lot of this girl i used to date. She was very active adn lively and sort of tardish in front of people but when it was just me and her she was one of the sweetest people I ever knew, kind and thoughtful. But when you added even one person to the mix she got crazy. You think Josie is maybe like that sort of? She gets gassed up around a lot of people and acts like a totally different person?
 
Everyone shits on Sylvia for being fat but I really never see her do or say anything offensive, she seems nice. The worst I've seen her do is bitch about Simmons and Job after they both acted super annoying, which anyone would do.
She is fat and literally does nothing besides being fat.
The males of this house way over power the woman in terms of personality for sure but even if that was the case she would still just be fat.
 
Josie makes me think a lot of this girl i used to date. She was very active adn lively and sort of tardish in front of people but when it was just me and her she was one of the sweetest people I ever knew, kind and thoughtful. But when you added even one person to the mix she got crazy. You think Josie is maybe like that sort of? She gets gassed up around a lot of people and acts like a totally different person?
Like her. She finds the joy in things.
 
Alright, which brave kiwis are going to make honest women out of these fishtankers? Start up a cute little mutt retard family. I ain't though cos they're all yanks and foreign
 
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