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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Anyone got a clip of Jon stomping on that mustard?
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Thats dumb, thats even dumber than dumb considering he's seen how liked she is online, does he want to sleep on the floor for as long as jet needs a ballwasher?
Damiel is being gaslit by Sam Hyde's fans into thinking he's hot shit.
I doubt Josie will even care, she was only given the room because Sam paired her up "alone", but Jet had to get his druggie (and uggie) twink friend back on the show and acting like he's a 6'5 300 pound gorilla, but really he just cowers at the sight of a 5'9 retard.
 
No one has wanted to fuck more than Letty does at this point. Her need for masculine male validation is honestly healthy but Vance is the wrong one I’m afraid.
 
Site down again- hopefully they give up and move back to youtube. I'd bet money their view count is pumped on the site, too. Why would they be pulling in 13-16k on their site when they never got that high on easily accessible youtube
 
Vance is the only non-retarded cisgender heterosexual white male in the tank and he can't even tell the literal bog standard spergtard to chill the fuck out without a pinoy wigger backing him up. I'm dumping my vance investments tonight.
 
One thing he isn't considering while duplicitously making fun of everyone in the tank behind their backs is that there's a whole crowd of people slowly starting to dislike him. No one likes a scheming little weasel, Vance.
This may be me reading too much into it, but I don't think he's scheming. Color me #Vancepilled, but I think he's just happy to have found a place to vent how pissed he is at Jon (and the related exceptional behavior) without being judged for it. Plus Damiel is maybe the second most normal person in the house who doesn't sleep 18 hours a day.
 
Well he's certainly got the hairline for it.
So far the list is as follows:

Jon - Beaten up and closeted wetawd.
Simmons - Child touching troon.
Letty - Skinwalker Pickme that will try to turn you into a femboy.
Vance - Cuck.
Sylvia - Brap hog.
Mario - Fat.
Josie - Autist.
 
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