🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[TwoToedTed]

Instead of shitting in Josie’s toilet they’re just gonna start shitting in Letty’s bed

 

[Gottahavemysips]

Bringing damiel back would be dumb as fuck at this point. He was a shitty plant so would he just come back as a contestant?

I'm honestly kind of surprised at how much Damielguarding I've seen on Twitter. He spent most of the beginning in bed, first major thing that happens with him is "using weed" (still unsure if this is actually what happened, or he was using his plant phone or whatever and it looked suspicious, so that was an excuse to pull the wool over the eyes of the audience) and from there on it was just butting heads with Jon and occasionally doing crazy shit.
I assume most of the people who liked him are braindead wigger Jet fans/friends of Damiel, but he was definitely the most astroturfed person in the house, especially since he sperged out and was openly using his phone. Don't bring him back, a cocky Jon is far more entertaining than when he's sulking like a little bitch. He's become annoying enough that several other fish were conspiring against him. Jon's kept up his shit long enough that he's either the world's greatest method actor or he is just really like this. Damiel could barely keep up his whole astroturf shit for the short time he was around.

 

[GatorAids]

Knowing all the property damage that will be wrought by the end of this. What are the chances Sam/Nick happen to know a plumber/HVAC/tile/cabinet guy around the area of the tank?

I'll respect sam even more if this is some kind of Uwe Boll-esque tax scam.

 

[JengaJimothy]

oh fug
josie gets shit in her toilet

If they're going to try and make the others jealous to cause conflict I bet you that the shits in the bathroom will stop

 

[RedRage]

pure size and sound mind vs semi in-shape and retarded seems like a fair game to me

The issue in my mind is retard and in-shape is not additive, its multiplicative.

 

[stink rink]

I've got the opposite of a foot fetish so every time I see Jon with his dogs out I hate him a little more.

 

[Forester Moth]

Knowing all the property damage that will be wrought by the end of this. What are the chances Sam/Nick happen to know a plumber/HVAC/tile/cabinet guy around the area of the tank?

I'll respect sam even more if this is some kind of Uwe Boll-esque tax scam.

there is an 100% chance nick knows someone, I can't imagine he would start smashing property on an already expensive project if he didn't have a way to fix it for cheap. also the house is cheap so who cares

 

[nut butter]

Whether you like him or not Jon is the black hole at the center of the fishtank galaxy. Without him there's nothing to form

I disagree with this. Jon is totally disruptive, if he's in the room he's screaming and ruining the vibe and every forming conversation or interaction. when he's out of the room for a good amount of time people start chatting and laughing and having a good time, then he shows up and no conversations can develop because he interrupts any brewing conversation with "I DID THAT TOO, BUT IT WAS CWAZIEW!".

Just to be clear, I'm not saying Jon is totally bad for the show. Admittedly, a lot of the funniest moments are him being a retard, and him interacting with Sam. However, without him screaming over everyone there would be a lot more chances to get to know the other fish, for interesting situations to develop, and it would be a lot more enjoyable to listen to.

 

[Tranny Farmer]

Josiebros... we won

 

[Farmer John]

If he was 10-15 percent less autistic he’d probably have the ideal life. He’s a trad guy with convictions. Seemingly immune to thots. Tough. His lack of intelligence makes him immune to existentialism. And he has a strong desire for self improvement.

Shit... I think I want to be retarded now.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

If they're going to try and make the others jealous to cause conflict I bet you that the shits in the bathroom will stop

I think ultimately they are going to want Josie to suffer in one way or another because once the website is back up people will spends tons of cash trying to cheer her up with TTS or snacks/lootboxes if she's ever struggling.

 

[stink rink]

The issue in my mind is retard and in-shape is not additive, its multiplicative.

Retard strength aside, I think it's subtractive. If Damiel stays off the closet mary jane, all he has to do is step out of the way of a retard charge or hold Jon's face at arms length while he throws punches at the air with his t-rex arms.

 

[Enig]

Jon is now armed with the King Ass Chair, the only chair certified to rip Gnawly Fauwts

 

[curbside2]

I'm honestly kind of surprised at how much Damielguarding I've seen on Twitter. He spent most of the beginning in bed, first major thing that happens with him is "using weed" (still unsure if this is actually what happened, or he was using his plant phone or whatever and it looked suspicious, so that was an excuse to pull the wool over the eyes of the audience) and from there on it was just butting heads with Jon and occasionally doing crazy shit.
I assume most of the people who liked him are braindead wigger Jet fans/friends of Damiel, but he was definitely the most astroturfed person in the house, especially since he sperged out and was openly using his phone. Don't bring him back, a cocky Jon is far more entertaining than when he's sulking like a little bitch. He's become annoying enough that several other fish were conspiring against him. Jon's kept up his shit long enough that he's either the world's greatest method actor or he is just really like this. Damiel could barely keep up his whole astroturf shit for the short time he was around.

Damiel was loved solely because as a plant he had freedom to act out. Even with this knowledge he did so little with it. Getting to be a plant sent to cause chaos and dissent would be a blast. Damiel wasted this once in a life time opportunity.

In fact he was bested by Jon every step. Teflon Jon besting street urchin azn in an arm wrestling contest straight away was perfect foreshadowing,

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

Jon is (and has been for a few minutes) making fart noises with the couch. Vance and Sylvia look annoyed to no end. Josie is spinning in the chair a distance away.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I disagree with this. Jon is totally disruptive, if he's in the room he's screaming and ruining the vibe and every forming conversation or interaction. when he's out of the room for a good amount of time people start chatting and laughing and having a good time, then he shows up and no conversations can develop because he interrupts any brewing conversation with "I DID THAT TOO, BUT IT WAS CWAZIEW!".

Just to be clear, I'm not saying Jon is totally bad for the show. Admittedly, a lot of the funniest moments are him being a retard, and him interacting with Sam. However, without him screaming over everyone there would be a lot more chances to get to know the other fish, for interesting situations to develop, and it would be a lot more enjoyable to listen to.

Jon was at his most interesting when he was being bullied by Vance and Damiel. He literally went up to Mauro's room and started confiding in him about how much it hurt his poow feewings when Vance lied to him and when Damiel made fun of his speech impediment. He then proceeded to say "I hope dey heew dis" like a woman.

Turns out Damiel couldn't cash the check, but until he got put in his place he was the best thing about Jontent.

 

[ChumChumbler]

Josie's not really gonna start suffering til the week 3-4 range. They'll keep her around because of her popularity. But when they start confiscating/breaking her fidget toys it'll be harder for her. (When Sam demolishes the Penguin Slide with one punch it's going to be devastating.)

 

[afternoon_tea]

I feel like Jon could whoop Damn's ass. I don't mean that in a joking way either, I really think it would be an unfair fight for Damiel.

I think so too. He can't really punch to save his life but he unbeatable retawd tenacity. I think he'd stomp Damiel.

It would be a hilarious fight to watch regardless.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Breaking news, breaking news!

Mauru is sleeping currently.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Josie's not really gonna start suffering til the week 3-4 range. They'll keep her around because of her popularity. But when they start confiscating/breaking her fidget toys it'll be harder for her. (When Sam demolishes the Penguin Slide with one punch it's going to be devastating.)

the popping of the yoga ball is just the prelude to the mayhem to come.