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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    807
dramamine said:
if jon could learn a little bit of volume control and cease the sweeching he would be a lot more likable
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If he was 10-15 percent less autistic he’d probably have the ideal life. He’s a trad guy with convictions. Seemingly immune to thots. Tough. His lack of intelligence makes him immune to existentialism. And he has a strong desire for self improvement.
 
luigismanslave said:
sam should give damiel sparring lessons and have him come brawl jon
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That's actually a pretty good idea, too. Next time Mr. Goldstriker shows up, have him make his grand entrance, and then suddenly who else but Damiel follows in behind him, and he's wearing gloves and headgear. One of the sharks approaches Jon and hands him a matching set.

"You two are going to settle this like men. Gear up."

Neither can throw a punch to save their lives, so it would be a glorious tard fight for the ages.
 
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Josie gets the big mattress back! :)
 
Hahahaha Jet. After Josie spent all that time setting up the mattress they bring the giant one back in.
 
I feel like Jon could whoop Damn's ass. I don't mean that in a joking way either, I really think it would be an unfair fight for Damiel.
 
ConsoleWarVet2 said:
Until TTS and stuff is back Jon is the only thing providing consistent laughs right now. If he was out it'd just be Simmons reading aloud occasionally and 5 other people twiddling their thumbs for the majority of the day. He's earned his spot at the top.
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Nah, Jon's autism is just hogging the bandwidth. Its impossible for anyone else to get a word in edgewise when he just takes off shouting at the top of his lungs every three minutes. He leaves no room for anyone else to shine.
 
dramamine said:
if jon could learn a little bit of volume control and cease the sweeching he would be a lot more likable
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Retink Retunk said:
Think he'll cry when eliminated?
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Are you kidding? This fishtank is supposed to become a Hell House. As long as he doesn't get physically abusive, he has to stay. My only worry with Jon was how quickly it all went to his head when everything was seemingly going his way. Sam has created a monster if they have the balls to let him fester.
Aristides said:
It's day seven and everyone is beginning to understand how to live with an autist who won't stop blathering his thoughts out loud. Just sort of zoning Jon out, ignoring his random questions and unsolicited advice entirely at times. It's an oppressive feeling for normal people, and not being able to physically leave the house exacerbates it.


The constant lack of peace brought on by him raising his voice suddenly like a child whenever he feels like it will make them more irritable as time goes on. I reckon they'll eventually bully and push him around way more.
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Jon is surprisingly good at controlling his opposition without damiel. Simmons and Mauro will wait way too long to stand up to him. Vance might snap beforehand, but so far he has let himself be pushed around.

Josie just got her big bed back. They're really starting to push the Josie-jealousy angle now.
 
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