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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    807
"Do we need Damiel back?"

NO, WE DON'T WANT THE PLANT BACK, JET.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
To be fair he was more than likely making himself puke because he "doesn't eat pork".
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Bro did you even hear that shit go down? He was retching loudly for a while and it sounded painful and miserable. This is after he established he has a weak stomach, which is why he avoided drinking anything so far. That boy's guts are made of tissue paper.
 
cobsongemmy said:
the question that hasn't been answered yet: WTF did they to do the sofa and why?
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They disassembled it and put it in front of the stairs to block/inconvenience the sharks.

How long have they been baking those Hot Pockets?

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You can see Josie's autism demon fleeing her body as she gets close to a holy man Jon.
(Sorry I forgot to quote whoever posted this but I'm not going back up to 5 pages to find it)
 
cobsongemmy said:
damn sam breaking stuff definitely turned a switch in their brains, they have been much more destructive and chaotic, and the living room was more or less alright until today lol
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It made them more comfortable. Why give a shit about taking care of something someone else owns when they barge in and start breaking shit for no reason.
 
I like the idea that others have mentioned, about bringing Damiel back, except it's a completely different guy. I'd add a twist: Pull the rest of the contestants aside, probably while Mr. Goldstriker has Jon alone doing a sparring session or some shit, and instruct them to act like everything is completely normal, and they don't notice the change. This would drive Jon absolutely nuts, and would be fucking hilarious.
 
Ah, is that Letty still being just a wee bit salty finding out that Josie is the autist fan favorite? :jaceknife:

+ Letty and Simmons calling out Jon acting different when Goldstriker is and isn't there.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
You would need to spit up once if you were making yourself puke to get ride of a tiny piece of spam. You would not need to empty your guts like he did. Most people could not empty their guts like that on command.
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he didn't empty his guts. it sounded like he was just sticking his fingers down his throat and gagging loudly in an attempt but nothing was coming up. I'm not convinced he even got that spam out of his stomach before he gave up
 
lol i love how jon is being a complete prick to simmons but was bitching about damiel for the longest.

"you hwrt my feewings when you cawlled me a weetard"

"shut up bwitch im the man of this howse"
 
Anyone who wants Damiel back on the show wasn't watching last night. King Jon has already ousted the throne and putting the pretender back won't change a thing.
 
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