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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 416 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    810
TheGreatDodongus said:
No internal monologue, Jon's the same way. Literal NPC behavior, although in Simmons' case it's genetic due to being a bugman.
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Oh my god, there's no way it's actually real. I thought no internal monologue was a meme! You might as well not be human at that point.
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I wonder if Jon thinks he can eat rotten meat because one time he left meat out and thought about eating the old meat. That's what happened today when the entity poured juice on him. He didn't yell or freak out at all this morning, and in his head him quietly seething and putting his clothes back to wash turned into him almost beating the shit out of the entity, and freaking out so extremely that he felt bad about it.

I thought he was just lying about what happened this morning, but he actually ate some of the meat. He might actually be delusional, and not just a bullshitter.
 
Don't throw away the spoiled meat or anything sensible, just let it stink up the kitchen some more. I shudder at the thought of what their homes look like. Jon's attempts to clean last night were admirable, but really weren't up to par.
 
Clotso Coof said:
100 years ago, Jon is the kind of guy who would be milking his family's cows for 60 years until he died. And someone needed to remind him twice a day to do it.

But that's fine: someone had to milk the cows. There was a place for Jon in society...until recently.
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There's a place for him at Walmart changing the bailer and doing cardboard and sandwich bales. Every person who's spent time in retail has worked with Jon.
 
Cherry Dude said:
I'll say it before and I'll say it again: zoomers are disgusting fucking retards. The average zoomer bedroom is something straight out of hoarders.
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This entire experiment is really a exhibition on how bad zoomers are at taking care of themselves when someone isn't there to do it for them
 
The madness seems to slowly be setting in. The house is moving towards disarray. There’s shit all over the place. They’re all in the living room / kitchen mumbling while Simmons reads aloud to himself to the beat of Josie bouncing a ball. There’s a roll of toilet paper on the floor outside the bathroom and rotting meat on the counter.

Beautiful.
 
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