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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 417 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    811
I love the 2 lbs of ground beef for dinner saga. I never expected it to go this far. I need to know who put it back on top of the fridge and when. Did it happen off camera? I've been trying to follow that plate pretty closely and I never saw anyone move it or any comments about it being moved when I wasn't watching.
"It hasnt been in the fridge!"
"Yeah but its already been cooked though"
(??????)
For clarification, it was vance was saying "it's already been cooked though" as a way to encourage jon to eat it.
 
There's a place for him at Walmart changing the bailer and doing cardboard and sandwich bales. Every person who's spent time in retail has worked with Jon.
look, every other autistic spasmo here is probably capable of suffering along in real life by just punching the clock and appearing normal (except josie, she's just a bewitched mannequin of some sort). jon is trying his hardest. please be patient. jon is giving 100% all the time.
also he's so far too autistic to get whatever std letty's high pickme energy is trying to bait him into, so i like him. better than everybody so far, maybe vance second
 
You guys really don't like Mauro but his biggest sin is just being boring. He's not annoying like Damiel or Jon.
Yeah, but 'annoying' creates friction which leads to content. I just wish they had better sound setup so Jon's random screaming wouldn't rape my ears as hard.
 
Unironically wondering why they didn't just make multiple YouTube channels, one for each room/camera once the site went down. And I would honestly prefer something like that; so I don't get 20 minutes of Sam shadowboxing with the occasional quick cut to the living room.
Wouldent need to go that far, IIRC Achievement hunter had a multicam setup on YouTube back when I watched them for streams, and I don't think it went through different channels.
 
Jon is starting to fade without attention.

@RedRage I've seen AsianAndy use it before for IRL but it seems like its a very rarely used feature.
 
They were all genuinely surprised that the meat was still there thinking the sharks were going to clean it up then they grossed /ourgirl/ out contemplating about eating the rotting meat but only the moldy bits not the visibly rotted part sitting in probably fuel oil by now. They didn't understand the signification of the sharks dumping the garbage on the island counter. That house is going to get so fucking trashed and they don't even know it.
I'm still chuckling about that pizza Sam kicked under the fridge. Cant wait until they start getting pests.
 
As long as he lays the cardboard he'll be fine. I'm not even joking when I say I worked with a Jon. He was like one of only 3 people who could change a bail. The catch was it was like the only thing he could do.
Reminds me of something I read about how increased division of labor negatively impacts the retarded for some reason
 
Jon has become a home builder in efforts to court letty.
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letty "Is this fort unholy, we can hide from the cameras in here"
 
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Jon has become a home builder in efforts to court letty.

letty "Is this fort unholy, we can hide from the cameras in here"
I genuinely don’t think Jon wants to court anyone. He wants to make fwends. You can say a lot a things about the guy but he sticks to his convictions.
 
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