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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    813
One of the fishtoys should be that you get to decide what they make for breakfast/lunch/dinner. If they fuck up at following the recipe a punishment should be applied.
 
Vance's ypm (yeahs per minute) is going to increase now that it's Jon telling him stories instead of Damiel.
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Unironically enjoying the YouTube format. Like someone else mentioned here earlier, having someone switch the cams to the action is nice when I have it playing in the background. I considered donating at one point but I’d rather they stay bankrupt so I can listen to the stream while at work. It’s also great to be able to scrub through the stream to pick up on nuggets I’ve missed (courtesy of this thread)

It does suck when the nigger operating the stream cuts away mid conversation though.
 
Oh lawd, Sylvia is one of those types that unironically have a "BITCH" hat.
 
They should've had Mauro and Vance together for the next challenge so that their team name could be "One Fish, Two Fish, Bed Fish, Glue Fish."
 
he's made a serious oversight: his overzealous behavior is putting one jungle monkey in a self-defense situation.
Week 6. 11:54. Samuel strikes with precision while Jon is sleeping. Jon wakes up to a flurry of punches, he can taste blood in his mouth.

Simmons hears the commotion and screams like a woman, running downstairs, dress halfway on ready to flee into the night. His Chinese instincts teach him that his Troon-Fu is useless on this day.

Jon puts up a valiant effort but his retard brain can’t handle the punishment of repeated concussion wounds.

At the stroke of midnight, a figure emerges from the shadows.

“Damnation sends its regards.”

Damiel comes flying from the shadows, crackhead fury in full force, brandishing a kitchen knife and a toilet scrubber.

“I’ve returned to fufill the prophecy. I’m not here to save you, I’m here to end him.”
 
I'm 90% sure you can't get Staph from meat
 
Storytime with Simmons is my favorite cam right now. I wish I could just leave that up but Sam and co are niggers so I guess I'll just fuck myself.
Simmons may be a transvestite but I find it endearing when he reads his Bill Gates book out loud to the other fish. His most annoying moment thus far was forcing people to do improv and getting mad when they wouldn't do what he wanted, but I can look past that.

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edit: Mauro left and now he's reading out loud to himself lmao
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