🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    813
I just realized they took dam's bed away so I guess that will be simmon and jon's room so jon can continue sleeping on the floor/couch/whatever.
 
"We're very near to the site being repaired," says Sam. He then couples the fish together. "Jon and Simmons are the first couple!" "I'm thinkin'... Vance and Letty!" "Mauro and Sylvia, you're my third couple!" "And Josie... you're all on your own, why don't you step over there."

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So I guess this is what "unplanned parenthood" will be and what that tweet Sam sent out today was about:
"Who who should be coupled with who? Partners. Daniel included"
 
I think Jon was paired with Simmons because Jon is the least likely to cheat on his GF. But if he’s going to step out it’s going to be for Asian lady boy strange.
 
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Jon and Simmons if you used their own self descriptions. We need Sam to just show up and affix it to their door. Egos would explode immediately.
 
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