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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    813
Rip Bouncy Ball :(
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Vance and Letty. He's intentionally sowing discord
 
I'm gonna clue you guys in on Letty, since the number of autists in here projecting themselves onto Jon makes me think some of you here might not have a great read on women. Pickmes like Letty crave male attention and validation, it's their life essence. They will absolutely attempt to rizz a dude up with no intention of following through, simply for the high/ego boost of having a guy want them. People like her generally like to keep a rotating cast of simps around that they can switch around whenever they get bored, but the pickings in the house are slim, so she's homed in on Jon, since he's the most naive and easy to manipulate.
 
I don't know all of the interpersonal dynamics, but it's possible that Sam specifically shuffled them with people they dislike
 
Goldstriker is pairing all of them up to be roommates;
- Simmons & Jon
- Letty & Vance
- Sylvie & Mauro
- Josie on her own.

Letty is going to get Vance to fuck him and ruin his 5 year relationship.
 
I'm gonna clue you guys in on Letty, since the number of autists in here projecting themselves onto Jon makes me think some of you here might not have a great read on women. Pickmes like Letty crave male attention and validation, it's their life essence. They will absolutely attempt to rizz a dude up with no intention of following through, simply for the high/ego boost of having a guy want them. People like her generally like to keep a rotating cast of simps around that they can switch around whenever they get bored, but the pickings in the house are slim, so she's homed in on Jon, since he's the most naive and easy to manipulate.
Sylvia would fuck literally any guy there. Letty would fuck Sam and Vance.
 
I'm gonna clue you guys in on Letty, since the number of autists in here projecting themselves onto Jon makes me think some of you here might not have a great read on women. Pickmes like Letty crave male attention and validation, it's their life essence. They will absolutely attempt to rizz a dude up with no intention of following through, simply for the high/ego boost of having a guy want them. People like her generally like to keep a rotating cast of simps around that they can switch around whenever they get bored, but the pickings in the house are slim, so she's homed in on Jon, since he's the most naive and easy to manipulate.
BPD pussy is the best pussy, it just comes at a price
 
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