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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 182 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 413 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    804
Jons european accented moaning while working out made my wife think a cat was vomiting in the house.
 
Sam really owes us VLC/MPV chads a thank you, we were individually cutting his bandwidth by more than 90%. If possible, they should also pause streaming from cams where there's no motion, and only have images from cams you're not watching updated every 15 or so seconds.
Also,
QUEUE THE MOTHERFUCKING TTS
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Yeah Sam should look for middle aged people that are good with video editing and production and free to work on less-than-mainstream projects. Because when I hear of unemployed 40 year olds with visual arts and multimedia degrees success is the first thing that comes to mind.
Even bottom-tier positions are being flooded with hundreds of techfag resumes right now. There's competent people who would coordinate this stuff for pay. The issue is Sam is a humongous kike who wants free labor from people who worship him.
 
If we assume as little as 36KB/s * 50k, we get 1.8GB/s
At $0.085 per GB this equals to
$0.153 per second
$9.18 per minute
$550.8 per hour
$13,219.2 per day
$92,534.4 per week
Can someone who is good at the internet help me budget this, my family is dying.
 
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