🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 182 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 413 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    804
Jon is walking around rather suspiciously with a knife.
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He seemed like the least retarded of the wiggers but honestly, I'm kind of sick of him. He doesn't have anything to offer other than reading superchats and telling people to like and subscribe.
I don't think Sam needs any more barely-legal yes-men who won't challenge him & have no discernible skills. The reason people like Nick is because he's an opposite adult man who can counter Sam's theater kid autism with a frustrated normalfag gimmick.
 
Jonpilled content cracks me up, I think the 'redpilled tiktok edit style' fits better with him than it does on Sam's stuff. Maybe it's the speech impediment that really pulls it all together


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Call me crazy but I like Jon. This might be due to pity, I can’t tell, but at least he talks and forces interaction.
 
Aryan Jon carrying this whole show again talking about based conspiracy theories, meanwhile people are hating him and simping over a chink who throws a ball around and spins like the autist that she is. Yellow fever fags, you're the worst.
 
Aryan Jon carrying this whole show again talking about based conspiracy theories, meanwhile people are hating him and simping over a chink who throws a ball around and spins like the autist that she is. Yellow fever fags, you're the worst.
If he didn't have the speech impediment, he would already be the king of the tank.
 
I don't think Sam needs any more barely-legal yes-men who won't challenge him & have no discernible skills. The reason people like Nick is because he's an opposite adult man who can counter Sam's theater kid autism with a frustrated normalfag gimmick.
Yeah Sam should look for middle aged people that are good with video editing and production and free to work on less-than-mainstream projects. Because when I hear of unemployed 40 year olds with visual arts and multimedia degrees success is the first thing that comes to mind.
 
I don't think Sam needs any more barely-legal yes-men who won't challenge him & have no discernible skills. The reason people like Nick is because he's an opposite adult man who can counter Sam's theater kid autism with a frustrated normalfag gimmick.
As soon as I saw jet show up with no socks and fidgeting with a rubber ball in front of the contestants I knew the competency level of this show was way lower than expected.
 
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