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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    782
"So we could get you to like take the vaccine and then as a side effect you'll want to be a women and stuff"
"Why would I want that? I'm a man."
"It's a sketch simmons."

"Then at the final stage of the transformation you'd go partying at night as whore and"
"I already go out at night sometimes though-"
"IT'S A SKETCH SIMMONS"
 
Letty is cute in that unhinged psycho kinda way. Someone's told me she looks like Isabella Janke, but i haven't seen one cat literbox anywhere in the house and as far as i can tell she ain't physically rotting from the fungus she grows on her feet so i dunno kno bout dat.
 
This is exactly as advertised, a fish tank. Reminds me of those live African watering hole feeds, of which there are like a dozen. Most of the time they're background noise, but then you'll see a lion grab a gazelle or a zebra trample a foal that's not his. I look forward to the weirdness accelerating.
 
Vance is such a stick in the mud. He shows glimmers of potential. His essay was good, second only to Josie. When he opens his mouth and bants its usually pretty decent. But he's just letting this thot dominate things. Bedroom 4 is the Longhouse.
 
letty wants Simmons to act like a circumcisions obsessed Jewish doctor who is a vaccine side effect tranny that has to shit before the night out on the town. Letty fans eating tonight.
 

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Violetta is giving me serious Nyannaners "used to be edgy but threw all her edgy friends under the bus for Tumblr and Only Fans" energy. The fact she can't even help herself but go on about her weird antisemetic femboy fantasy is fuckin gay.
 
Sam gave everyone confidence to shut down Simmon and now everything he suggests is responded with "no" and "thats not funny". And Simmon doesn't even have God to turn too in these trying times
 
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