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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    782
Violetta is giving me serious "used to be edgy but threw all her edgy friends under the bus for Tumblr and Only Fans" energy. The fact she can't even help herself but go on about her weird antisemetic femboy fantasy is fuckin gay.
When someone said "Dr Manslave" she laughed and then said she shouldn't expose herself.
Letty confirmed cryptonazi.
 
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Vance has absolutely no presence at all, he might as well not exist. It's hilarious that everyone thought he was going to be the chad constantly mogging jon at the beginning. Unironically make incels watch this.
 
BRO Simmons is getting all triggered about being 'stereotyped' and chinese LMFAOOOOOOOOO ahahahahahaha

STFU and get feminized already improv bitch boy.
 
the problem is simmons has too much ego. he can't suspend disbelief and let go of himself to play a character and be funny. that's why he's so resistant to the sketch that makes him a tranny.

compare to sam, nick, and charls who did straight up drag on TV for MDE
 
Vance stock is tumbling, I don't think he has the heart to let loose in this madhouse. I also actually feel bad for Simmons for the first time watching him get browbeat by these freaky bitches.
 
Letty is the inside woman. Sam saw yesterday that people are obsessed with Josie being an Asian troon, and is now working with Letty to turn Simmons into a tranny to pander to the tranny-chasers.
 
Vance stock is tumbling, I don't think he has the heart to let loose in this madhouse. I also actually feel bad for Simmons for the first time watching him get browbeat by these freaky bitches.
His dream is to be a musician-actor extraordinaire and if he goes through with this sketch he's doomed to fry boy at Wendys.
 
Vance has absolutely no presence at all, he might as well not exist. It's hilarious that everyone thought he was going to be the chad constantly mogging jon at the beginning. Unironically make incels watch this.
Flashback to when Jon was sitting on the coach and TTS was just asking him his opinion on shit while Letty was enamored by his autism. Meanwhile Vance was getting cucked on the exact same coach.

I love how Jon throws off the entire worldview of incels. He's autistic, has a speech impediment, makes up bullshit, and can't bench 80 pounds because of his "injury" and yet he's talked with the most women on the show. Jonbros stay winning.
 
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