🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Hiphopopotamus]

"Iwf awm gowin to fighwt a beaw iwts gowtah be a bwack beaw."
I wish we could hear Vance's thoughts, you can tell him and Letty are just mocking him.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

>can bench 80 pounds
>thinks he can beat a wolf barehanded

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Idk whats more interesting, this really bizarre pillow talk between fatso and Simmons or Vance, Letti and the producers all gooning on Jon in the living room.

What the fuck is Simmons even talking about lol? "Speak to your truth like Jon and you will do well"

 

[Meth Until Death]

Vance has got that twitchy leg and he's getting all fidgety. He might have a crack at Jon

 

[King George III]

Okay but
alongside multiple swords?

You haven't lived until you've gotten really drunk and wandered around your field with a sword, like you're the highlander.

 

[Anonitolia]

Why does it sound like the girl in Living Room is having wet dreams about Jon while he talks
Is she genuinely fawning over him or does she always sound like this

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Bedroom 3 just accused Jon of being an actor. Seems people are already parnoid lol

It's because no normal man can be simultaneously this autistic and confident. Jon is no man though. He just talked about wanting to fight a bear with his hands, how he feels he could kill a wolf 1v1, and how he saved a baby hummingbird. Simultaneously appealing to the compassionate and the powerful. Truly a man among men. They just don't understand his power level. I'm looking forward to his 3am sermon.

 

[Dupree Home Edition]

The fat Mexican did it first saying that's what they do on Big Brother Mexico

Almost all of the contestants know who Sam is and a few are confirmed fans. It doesn't make them plants and it's retarded to think otherwise

"we don't want any fans, we're trying to get like aspiring actors"

Great job Jet, 20 pushups

 

[charlesdickens]

If anyone's fucking somebody throughout this thing, it's going to be Letty.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Why does it sound like the girl in Living Room is having wet dreams about Jon while he talks
Is she genuinely fawning over him or does she always sound like this

I think her body language pretty well gives it away

 

[DustBuns]

Holy shit who mentioned Atlantis because it happened.

 

[curbside2]

If anyone's fucking somebody throughout this thing, it's going to be Letty.

I feel like Sylvia is a guarantee. Lettie number two.

EDIT: HOLY FUCK HE TOOK THE ATLANTIS PILL

 

[Hostile Takeover]

ATWANTIS CONFIWMED

 

[FrankGraham1776]

Saint Jon can literally not be stopped. Can't wait for him to inevitably turn her off within the next 30 minutes talking about something retarded like how Atlantis is real.

Holy fucking shit he literally fucking did mention Atlantis and JRE

 

[Aristides]

Why does it sound like the girl in Living Room is having wet dreams about Jon while he talks
Is she genuinely fawning over him or does she always sound like this

She's always prancing around and acting cutesy. Let's give it three more days and we'll find out what Violetta is really like.

It goes without saying, but "a wolf or a Mastiff" would both immediately take Jon down. A particularly rabid Miniature Pinscher could strike fear into him, I believe.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Jesus Christ Jon's a cryptofag too and claims he made money off dogecoin or whatever.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Alright, who's going to write the OP for Jon's thread?

 

[Telecom]

Jet is going to keep jon awake all night with the TTS

 

[curbside2]

Funny knowing Simmons got sent by fat to spy on the group and they're talking Atlantis and NFTs.

 

[sex haver]

"I recommend day trading crypto." - A man who is on a six-week long game show to maybe win $10,000.