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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Anonitolia said:
Just logged on to see what all the fuss is about- anything crucial I need to know? I'm reading through the contestants' bios. The dudes all seem genuinely interesting and down-to-earth so far (just finished reading Mauro's) whereas I'm seeing that most of the girls are of the SJW artist/musician type. Am I getting the right impression lol
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The most interesting characters so far are
- Jon, who's consistently loud and outspoken (and debatably really annoying). He keeps drawing attention to himself and he's already had his bed taken away by Sam for snitching about the fishtoys.
- Letty, who is not-so-subtly crushing on Jon.
- Sylvia, who is fat and who I would not have sex with. Her OnlyFans has been discovered, and her nudes look exactly like you'd expect them to.
- Damiel, who's been alternating between acting up and ditching the rest of the group. Has been accused of being a plant who's just there to make things more interesting.
- Josie, who needs no introduction.
 
Letty full blown bicycle kicking her legs and finger biting with excitement while talking directly with Jon. Vance might as well not exist.
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Jon hints at having nasty stories and Letty perked up real fucking quick and immediately brings up eating girls out on their period .
 
Jon pussy mogging the whole house. Can he tame the autistic beast Josie tho?
 
curbside2 said:
Letty full blown bicycle kicking her legs and finger biting with excitement while talking directly with Jon. Vance might as well not exist.
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Saint Jon can literally not be stopped. Can't wait for him to inevitably turn her off within the next 30 minutes talking about something retarded like how Atlantis is real.

Edit: HAHAHAH ATLANTIS CONFIRMED HE ACTUALLY FUCKING MENTIONED IT
 
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Grift Garrison said:
Which would be annoying as fuck, but he has a tard lisp so it makes it kind of hilarious.
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Has he talked about why he talks like that yet? He might just be tongue-tied. It's a fifteen-minute procedure to fix it, the dentist goes at your frenulum with lasers until your tongue has a normal range of motion again. He would be too powerful, the lisp serves as shackles tethering him to reality.
 
Jon sounds so interesting but I can't stand his voice
Why must the most engaging retard also sound like a two-year-old speaking while suckling on a pacifier
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Saint Jon can literally not be stopped. Can't wait for him to inevitably turn her off within the next 30 minutes talking about something retarded like how Atlantis is real.
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THE THWING IS UNDERWATER THERE IS NO BWANKERS SO THEY CANT STOP THE TWUCKERS BECAUSE HITLER DID BOTH GOOD AND BAD AND HES NOT ALL THAT DWIFFERENT FWOM THE CANADIAN PWIME MWINISTER

For real though if Vance stops cockblocking the kid stands a chance.
 
Wots of fwiends fwom da carwtew

I think everyone has known a spazoid like Jon lol, he's actually like three separate spazoids I've known rolled into one
 
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