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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Hiphopopotamus said:
Name some of them, Josie showed her picture to the camera? Jon says retarded shit with his annoying lisp for hours while Jet spams unfunny polls?
The only slightly entertaining things is Damiel getting caught vaping and they drag him off to read his contract off camera like some gestapo and Sam saying they are taking Jon's nonexistent bed away, because he slept on the couch, while leaving the couch.
Also it's 6 weeks maximum, despite now also saying they have "fish bucks" worth 500 dollars each, they aren't using them to incentivize anything, and have only used them to call Jon a snitch over the fishtoys which don't even work yet.
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I mean, at the moment there's not going to be a ton of payoff or stuff happening. For something like this you can't really terrorize the fish otherwise they'll just run immediately, money and contracts be damned. I personally think the mundane nature of a lot of the happenings are what makes it entertaining, especially since it gives us insight into a bunch of people who clearly don't know how to work a stove.
 
Anonitolia said:
Just logged on to see what all the fuss is about- anything crucial I need to know? I'm reading through the contestants' bios. The dudes all seem genuinely interesting and down-to-earth so far (just finished reading Mauro's) whereas I'm seeing that most of the girls are of the SJW artist/musician type. Am I getting the right impression lol
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Dead wrong brother, Josie doesn't like gay shit and Lettie think the canuck pm is gay.

Also the late night DMs. Vance is pretty cool tbh, he's a good bro
 
Something I find annoying about Jon is that I can not do anything else if I want to understand him. Everyone else I can hear and understand just fine when I'm working on another task. But as soon as jon starts talking I have to intently actively listen and decipher his every word or else it becomes foreign jibberish. It also doesn't help that what he says is mostly insane word salad.
 
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Grift Garrison said:
Jon is mentally 16 years old. The lies he tells, his way of screaming while telling stories that nobody cares about, his constant sperging. Which would be annoying as fuck, but he has a tard lisp so it makes it kind of hilarious. Hes essential to the house and must stay for a few weeks minimum.
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He's so fucking autistic. It's genuinely hilarious. Without Jon this show would be even more of a snooze fest. Within the first two days he's eaten two burnt steaks like apples, dropped 100 red pills, has gotten the attention of every woman in the house with his shitty gnostic preaching's only to immediately push them away again, and got his wings and fish bucks removed. Despite all of this he's still kicking. You can't not like the guy, his sheer confidence alone to yell at 4am about heresy puts everyone else on the show to shame.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
He's so fucking autistic. It's genuinely hilarious. Without Jon this show would be even more of a snooze fest. Within the first two days he's eaten two burnt steaks like apples, dropped 100 red pills, has gotten the attention of every woman in the house with his shitty gnostic preaching's only to immediately push them away again, and got his wings and fish bucks removed. Despite all of this he's still kicking. You can't not like the guy, his sheer confidence alone to yell at 4am about heresy puts everyone else on the show to shame.
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My fear is that the wrong people will be kept on for being quirky memes and the icebreakers will get kicked off.
 
Anonitolia said:
Just logged on to see what all the fuss is about- anything crucial I need to know? I'm reading through the contestants' bios. The dudes all seem genuinely interesting and down-to-earth so far (just finished reading Mauro's) whereas I'm seeing that most of the girls are of the SJW artist/musician type. Am I getting the right impression lol
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Jonathan went into a full Hitler was underated speech and showed up with a bible but proclaimed he isn't religious but follows the literal teachings of Jesus Christ.
Simmons brought improv comedy instructions for the team and is planning on working on his backflip.
Sylvia has a disgusting OnlyFans and is maybe the worst musician on the internet.
Josie is so autistic its amazing that her handlers even signed off on allowing her to do this.
Mauro is fat.
Letty has an affinity for horse cock and casually brought up guro.
Vance is normal.
Damiel is detoxing and shouts fuck at random intervals.

Just a bunch of tardbros hanging out.
 
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