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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Why do people like Josie again? Because she spins and paces 4-6 times a day? She's been consistantly bottem two for entertainment all day.
 
I enjoy seeing Josie look up from her doodles for only just a second as soon as the pig gets a bouncy ball from the prize machine but not while the other fish are throwing the bouncy ball near her.
 
So the two white guys are taken. Am I supposed to care about some kind of budding romance between Filipino Pothead and The Hog? Miss Spectrum and Chinaman? Josie "doesn't fuck with that gay shit," so... maybe I'll change my mind later on.
 
curbside2 said:
Why do people like Josie again? Because she spins and paces 4-6 times a day? She's been consistantly bottem two for entertainment all day.
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People find "autism but girl"strangely endearing. It's not necessarily her entertainment but that her general "sunglasses all day dance around randomly anime villain speech doodling among chaos" vibe draws people in.
 
Jet (or whoever is running the TTS) is so incredibly unfunny, nothing's happened all of day two except reading some essays for like 10 minutes and trying to get Jon to drink a soda for some reason.
The polls are trash and make no sense, it's just making fun of Jon but he can't see it or hear about it and nothing gets done.
Where's the hook? The fish are about to swim away Sam, and if the TTS from people is actually censored there's not going to be a point doing them.
 
Hiphopopotamus said:
Jet (or whoever is running the TTS) is so incredibly unfunny, nothing's happened all of day two except reading some essays for like 10 minutes and trying to get Jon to drink a soda for some reason.
The polls are trash and make no sense, it's just making fun of Jon but he can't see it or hear about it and nothing gets done.
Where's the hook? The fish are about to swim away Sam, and if the TTS from people is actually censored there's not going to be a point doing them.
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You aren't interested in knowing who can throw a bouncy ball the hardest?
 
Hiphopopotamus said:
Jet (or whoever is running the TTS) is so incredibly unfunny, nothing's happened all of day two except reading some essays for like 10 minutes and trying to get Jon to drink a soda for some reason.
The polls are trash and make no sense, it's just making fun of Jon but he can't see it or hear about it and nothing gets done.
Where's the hook? The fish are about to swim away Sam, and if the TTS from people is actually censored there's not going to be a point doing them.
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Get off 4chan nigger. Sylvia and the other guy faked being drunk for an hour. The sperg went full JQ, beat the other men in physical competition, woke up the fat one from a dead sleep to smell his soda, and might hook up with Letty. Two of the girls were tricked to slam bouncy balls around until they woke up the asian. You get it. There's a lot of small but interesting shit going on and even without Sam Hyde involved I'd find this interesting. For the same reason I find lolcow threads interesting. And here's the thing. This is day two. Genuinely curious to see how this shapes up for such a long period of time.

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curbside2 said:
Get off 4chan nigger. Sylvia and the other guy faked being drunk for an hour. The sperg went full JQ, beat the other men in physical competition, woke up the fat one from a dead sleep to smell his soda, and might hook up with Letty. Two of the girls were tricked to slam bouncy balls around until they woke up the asian. You get it. There's a lot of small but interesting shit going on and even without Sam Hyde involved I'd find this interesting. For the same reason I find lolcow threads interesting. And here's the thing. This is day two. Genuinely curious to see how this shapes up for such a long period of time.

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Hiphopopotamus said:
Jet (or whoever is running the TTS) is so incredibly unfunny, nothing's happened all of day two except reading some essays for like 10 minutes and trying to get Jon to drink a soda for some reason.
The polls are trash and make no sense, it's just making fun of Jon but he can't see it or hear about it and nothing gets done.
Where's the hook? The fish are about to swim away Sam, and if the TTS from people is actually censored there's not going to be a point doing them.
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It's only day two and plenty of small, but entertaining things have happened. Besides, these shows generally go on for weeks to months (seasons of Big Brother usually went on for 2+ months). It takes time for the really juicy shit to bake.
 
I get a lot of AirsoftFatty vibes from Jon. He always has a larger than life story with a more interesting hook than what actually happened. Maybe it's a symptom of his being turbo-autistic but I'm interested to see how it breaks down over time.
 
RobotGentleman said:
It's only day two and plenty of small, but entertaining things have happened. Besides, these shows generally go on for weeks to months (seasons of Big Brother usually went on for 2+ months). It takes time for the really juicy shit to bake.
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Name some of them, Josie showed her picture to the camera? Jon says retarded shit with his annoying lisp for hours while Jet spams unfunny polls?
The only slightly entertaining things is Damiel getting caught vaping and they drag him off to read his contract off camera like some gestapo and Sam saying they are taking Jon's nonexistent bed away, because he slept on the couch, while leaving the couch.
Also it's 6 weeks maximum, despite now also saying they have "fish bucks" worth 500 dollars each, they aren't using them to incentivize anything, and have only used them to call Jon a snitch over the fishtoys which don't even work yet.
 
Jon talks to Vance about his childhood as Violetta listens in. He goes on about how when he was young he found it "weawy haad to contwol my anguh" due to autism. Keep in mind he's being really, really loud sometimes and it's nearly midnight.

"I used to fight with show vaws."
"Did you say Star Wars?"
"No, show vaws."
"Oh, shovels."
 
Just logged on to see what all the fuss is about- anything crucial I need to know? I'm reading through the contestants' bios. The dudes all seem genuinely interesting and down-to-earth so far (just finished reading Mauro's) whereas I'm seeing that most of the girls are of the SJW artist/musician type. Am I getting the right impression lol
 
curbside2 said:
Get off 4chan nigger. Sylvia and the other guy faked being drunk for an hour. The sperg went full JQ, beat the other men in physical competition, woke up the fat one from a dead sleep to smell his soda, and might hook up with Letty. Two of the girls were tricked to slam bouncy balls around until they woke up the asian. You get it. There's a lot of small but interesting shit going on and even without Sam Hyde involved I'd find this interesting. For the same reason I find lolcow threads interesting. And here's the thing. This is day two. Genuinely curious to see how this shapes up for such a long period of time.

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It's gotten off to a great start considering it hasn't technically even been two days yet. They barley know each other and haven't had to worry about any type of strategy or competition yet.

We've also gotten to enjoy switching between cameras to catch multiple conversations happening at once for the first time earlier today. The guys in one room shooting the autistic shit and the women in a different room talking girl stuff
 
Mauro (fat Mexican guy) seems to have no personality whatsoever. Total NPC.
 
Jon is mentally 16 years old. The lies he tells, his way of screaming while telling stories that nobody cares about, his constant sperging. Which would be annoying as fuck, but he has a tard lisp so it makes it kind of hilarious. Hes essential to the house and must stay for a few weeks minimum.
 
I really wouldn't put it past Hyde to pull some gay "we're also tricking the audience" autism. He has some genuinely funny stuff he does, but always adds unnecessary extra to it.
 
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