🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    778
to find out the guy you've been locked up with for a week is likely a pedo must feel really upsetting.
Yeah usually when people are locked up with pedophiles they beat the shit out of them and they can relieve their anger that way. That obviously isn't an option here.

I'm sure they're shaken up and giving them a little break is a good decision. Especially since the house was already tense with the baby shaking.
 
Holy shit. I left right as Goldstriker entered the bathroom to change, and just got caught all the way up. Holy FUCK. Great content.

Thanks to all the kiwi's for liveposting everything going on! You guys make it really easy to have (a little bit of) a life, and also follow this shit obsessively.
This shit is best enjoyed liveposting with others tbh
 
Were back. Letty immediately lets out her bitchy shitty little fake giggle. I'm getting MATI hearing it.
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I think this is a smart move from Jet.
Yeah, I get that a lot of people on here want this to be a literal hell house full of torture and pain 24/7 but these are, for the most part, emotionally stunted kids (legally adults, but still kids mentally and emotionally). They gotta keep this shit going for 4 and a half more weeks.
This seems more of a "Terminally online zoomers not allowed to be online and have to live and interact with similar peers" and seeing how they cope, if they can cope, and how they change (if they do) over these weeks. Rather than actual torture hell chainsaw house.
I think that this was even the intent for a while, I remember people talking about how "de-zoomering therapy" was essentialy the case during the first week. Stuff like the NO WEED poster, literal camp trust building exercises, them playing card games, and a challenge about taking care of children. And the cast being all autists of course. Would be rather Hyde to have a twist like this.
 
It just dawned on me (because I'm a bit slow) I bet a bit of the group pow-wow downstairs was Jet showing them some of Simmons's shit off camera.
 
Some people are trying to white knight for Simmons by saying some of the shit was taken out of context. What context would make any of this appropriate?
 
Sylvia overacting about Simmons when shes a marilyn manson fan someone who has been accused many times of way worser shit
 
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