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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Its Vladi Bby said:
So were several months removed from the show ending, who still thinks its coming back at some point?
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I don't think it's coming back and I'm somewhat doubtful there will be a new season. It feels like it ran it's course.

However, they took investor money so they have to keep delivering now. So maybe they'll just phone it in.
 
jallsballs said:
Supposedly they have Ellie with them trying to recruit whores to date the wiggers

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Blackstar said:
Alleged leaks between Jet and Ellie
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Letty is aware:
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Oprah Winfrey said:
Saying that Sam phones it in reeks of recency bias. I agree that he phoned it in on season 4, it was a phoned in season. No high concept twist, no elaborate gaslight etc. Jet called it back to the basics, but even season 1 tried to maintain an in-show fiction, and even that had more or less gone out the door, so it's hard not to feel like there was a sudden and immense drop in creative ambition compared to what that came before.
I imagine Sam was pretty bored.
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I didn't watch S1 live so I can't comment on S1 but every other season he has phoned it in at some point, usually towards the end. S3 and Bloodgames he certainly had better performances than the other seasons, but even during those there were times when he just couldn't be bothered being in character and just sat around. All you need to do is compare him to someone like Jan to understand my point, Sam is just not as good at doing live/improv stuff as he is at doing scripted/edited sketches.

BullfrogBill said:
You're just dwelling on the negative because you're a fucker. Most Fishtank fans especially here on this site have this problem where they only like to remember the negatives of things, they never want to talk about the positives around the show.
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The show is currently in limbo after being cancelled due to gross incompetence. I'm not sure why you are surprised people are being critical of the show during this time, it is pretty clear why. If noone ever talked about the positives of the show there wouldn't be 4000 pages, this is just cope.

BullfrogBill said:
But despite all of this you have fags that act like Sam is the problem even though Sam is the only thing Fishtank has going for it. Sam is mostly why Fishtank is so successful. If it was just Jet's show s1 would have had maybe 100 viewers on day 1 and that would have dropped to 25 viewers for the rest of the season.
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Sam is not even remotely close to being one of the main issues of the show (most of which stem from Jet) but every season he hits a point where he is obviously bored with the show and starts phoning it in and the quality of the show declines. Even if that is a very human behavior you can still critique him for it. Of course Sam was the main draw to the show in the first place but the concept is why people stick around and keep watching even when Sam goes MIA for days at a time.
 
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Max Caulfield said:
because season 5 is gonna have a court trial theme, obvs
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AFAIK, Chris Hansen is still broke, he would be an incredible guest for a bit like pretending the fish are the decoys for a reboot of To Catch A Predator or pretending one of the fish is actually caught in a To Catch A Predator sting. But I assume it would be a pain in the ass to negotiate with him and/or it would hit too close to home for Sam
 
Aidan said:
No one talks shit about Bloodgames half as much as any season of Fishtank. Hmmm
Jet, take notes.
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Bloodgames made me like Jet. He was humble in it, and he rolled with a lot of the jokes. It's a shame he just went back to S2 Jet.
Speaking of, I got a bunch of screencaps of Bloodgames from my older phone :D

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Unmarkedgrave said:
Ewwwwwwww. Can you imagine having Jet simp for you? If I got simp texts from Jet in the morning, I’d throw my phone in the trash
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The thing is that Jet can get groupies, I've seen them on twitter who have thirsted for him, like if Frank can do it without simping why can't Jet.
He simply cannot escape being a r9k tripfag it seems.
 
Halloween23 said:
Do you think Jet will go with her to senior prom?
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Jet taking Ellie to Mcdonalds and letting her play in the play pen
Jet taking Ellie to see the latest Pixar movie and saving $2.50 because she gets the childrens discount
Jet buying a tuxedo to take Ellie to senior prom
Jet explaining the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia
Jet getting cranky because Ellie has to study for her social studies test
Jet asking ChatGPT if it's weird for an adult to go to high school football homecoming games
Jet having to explain to Sam that he's in a relationship with a high schooler
Jet cuddling Ellie and telling her stories about being an r9k legend
 
I do not care about Jet real or fake leaked texts and/or nontent nothing girl Ellie.

They need to hurry the fuck up with a new location and new season because I am not fucking talking about this leaked texts dogshit for the next several months.
 
The Man With No Name said:
I do not care about Jet real or fake leaked texts and/or nontent nothing girl Ellie.

They need to hurry the fuck up with a new location and new season because I am not fucking talking about this leaked texts dogshit for the next several months.
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There is no new location or new season yet because this is what Jet is doing instead. Quite impressive for Jet "The Raping Blob" Neptune to have 3 sets of DMs leaked in the ~2 months since S4 was cancelled.
 
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