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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
S.C.U.D. said:
Why is the theme song slightly different? It's like they changed the key for some reason.
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There are multiple versions of this song, The S2 intro version is the same version as the one used in the S2 behind the scenes video on the fishtank channel. I was almost certain that it was uploaded somewhere on youtube as a demo version of the song but I can't find it now, maybe I was wrong. The only other version up right now that I can find is this alternative version with vocals and what I can only assume was the songs original title?
 
Oprah Winfrey said:
Jon is going absolutely ballistic on Jet claiming they had a deal to stream his Fishtank spinoff American Dude Lodge on the Fishtank website but that Jet decided to pull out in the last minute. Not sure how reliable Jon's account is. In his tweet, he namedrops a few people, including Greg, who himself tweeted that he's not involved with Jon's show.

I wonder how they're gonna repair this bridge.

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CK isn't doing so good, bros....
 
Shinji sticking up for Jimmy was surprising. He called Taylor a psycho in this recent episode if I remember correctly. That situation made Jimmy look terrible, I'm surprised he said that stuff about Taylor. Shinji bros on life support rn.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Several times during the WWE challenge they have to cut to vertically shot Iphone footage because the main camera manned by Vance was out of focus.
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This was actually apart of the challenge if a remember correctly. They shot it on the iPhone because they wanted to upload it to instagram. I remember seeing either posts or stories while I was out with my girlfriend from the fishtank instagram which made me laugh because I didn't understand the premise until I checked twitter for the clips.

(Edit) Also yes Vance sucks with the camera. I'm sure they trained him on the cam after seeing his less than subpar performance on S2. Then again I don't remember seeing him on cams much during season 3.
Edit (2) Just got to the TJ callout by Brian and the multiple perspectives thing is actually really funny. Maybe Vance did fuck up so bad that the other footage is unusable. I thought it was a creative choice at first but now I'm not so sure because the usable footage adds so much, especially with both perspectives.
 
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Notes from Jons gay twitter space.
- Orbiters being faggots
- Jon and orbiters all suck off Sam as if he's not part of the problem
- "Sams a man of his word, he keeps everything he says" Jon
- after bloodgames they sent Jon to Santa Fe, New Mexico where his phone died and he called "lovesamerica" with his last 1% to get him to buy him a plane ticket home
- Shadi was there and he yelled at her something about Jimmy raping her before slightly walking it back
- They Jon bloodgames was gonna be survival in the woods (I guess he took it to literally and is upset it wasn't actual survival)
- "The way they tricked Jimmy to get on bloodgames was by telling him there was a grand prize which there wasn't" - Jon
- Orbiters continue to be MEGA FAGGOTS and deserve to be shot
- They (Jet) offered them (Jon/40 boys) to use the season 2 house for streaming (not prompted by Jon, they just offered) and 30 minutes later they took the offer away
- "Jet lies, he's not a man of his word. If Sam was running the show it would have gone off without a hitch" - Jon
- Jon doesn't think fishtank is becoming a profitable thing and that it's been downhill since season 1. calls out that they've been doing the same challenged since season 1
- More sucking off Sam
- "I think he's autistic" - from an orbiter talking about Jet
- "What I was told was that it was his (Jet) gut feeling not to let anyone use it (the site) anymore" - Jon
- More sucking off Sam
- Apparently there was supposed to be more people using the site but they canceled on everybody
- Orbiter thinks that Jet should try reaching out to Kai Cenat or Ishowspeed to grow traffic to the site (why would either of them choose to use it though?)
- MORE SUCKING OFF SAM
- "They're stupid drug addict minions" - orbiter
- Jimmy and Jacob were also supposedly planning stuff of their own and aren't able to stream on the site now either, Jet kicked everybody off the site
- Offered Jon a 50/50 split for donos (terrible offer lmao)
- Jet apparently stole some camera angles for season 3 from the 40 boys? (Something about the ptz cams)
- Orbiter compares this incident to Sam getting kicked from adult swim
- "I'm a pwofessional banker... well not weally, I'm a commewrical lendew which is in the same wealm"
- some new platform is apparently going to be paying them to stream there. They didn't name it but said they will announce it in the next few days

- new orbiter (empathchan) joins "Nigga... nigga nigga nigga, what's up niggas. Nigga. I'm a chinese femcel" then they kicked her
- empathcan is back "Jet neptune is a NIGGA. Jet neptune was flirting with me in my dm's on instagram"
- "He wanted 2 emo girls to kiss in front of me" "He wanted me to be in a dom position" "He considered me like a mommy" "He kept asking me to call him a good boy"
- the chick who is making all of these claims also apparently was involved in swatting some other chick and is called out for it
- "People know me as a liar and stuff but somethimes I want to tell the truth you know"
- She said she was going to send Jon the dm's that Jet sent her but idk if she ever did

- "Sam Hyde if you're listening to this and you need someone to replace Jet Neptune I'm willing" - Jon
- Talking about the doctors he saw during bloodgames. The doctors were assholes, they wouldn't give him pain meds.
- The bones got ripped off and he tore and artery in his leg? He had internal bleeding? (Jons retarded)
- He got charged like $6000 total from the ~5 doctor visits and Bill sent him like $1800, I think that's separate from what they actually paid him for being there
- Jon is getting awfully close to talking about a lawsuit for those doctor bills
- Beardson joins
- Jon wants Milo Yianopolis and Hoplite? to fight at his event
- "Do you guys think Sam Hyde is getting money from peter thiel" - some orbiter
- Nick Flentes mentioned
- "My issue is not with MDE or Sam Hyde. I think Sam Hyde is perfect, he keeps his word and doesn't lie" - Jon
- "We just got a HUGE fucking W for the show" - Jon, but he never mentions what it is
- conversation is derailed by empathchan and beardson arguing about something completely unrelated that I couldn't care less about
- The conversation basically ended here with Jon advertising his ADL show
- the final statement of the stream "Jet is retarded and Beardson is fat. 40 boys out!" - empathcan
Keep in mind that Jon's retarded so be skeptical of his claims. I don't know why Jacob or Jimmy would be telling him they have some streams planned for example and I'm no doctor but I think he's probably not right about his bones being ripped off.

Jon needs to find new 40 boys because America first are all unfunny fags. This was torture to listen to.
 
Funny as they are and as annoying as Jet is, Jon's claims are probably rooted in misunderstandings or misinterpretations. Greg and Jimmy immediately going "what is he talking about" make me believe Jon was hearing whatever he wanted to hear and was egged on by his "Boys" discord which probably wrote his statement for him.

I'm not sure if I expect a response from Jet. Probably not, and Jon will love him again in 6 months.

Even adult men are getting groomed on Discord now, when will it end?
 
Empathchan is fucking disgusting on so many levels like worse than pretty much every other egirl, she probably has fucked dogs as well.
Dislike seeing her anywhere near fishtank.
 
burkinoff said:
Shinji sticking up for Jimmy was surprising. He called Taylor a psycho in this recent episode if I remember correctly. That situation made Jimmy look terrible, I'm surprised he said that stuff about Taylor. Shinji bros on life support rn.
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Jimmy acting like a deranged lunatic and TJ cheating on Taylor much later aside, I would actually agree with Shinji when he called Taylor a soul sucking succubus based on the limited exposure he had to Taylor at the time. Taylor spent most of the time in s2 shoving her ass into the camera any chance she could (Sneedchat would never let anyone forget that fact either, so many coomers took screenshots of Taylor's ass during s2).
 
burkinoff said:
Shinji sticking up for Jimmy was surprising. He called Taylor a psycho in this recent episode if I remember correctly. That situation made Jimmy look terrible, I'm surprised he said that stuff about Taylor. Shinji bros on life support rn.
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It's not really that surprising, Jimmy and Shinji were BFFs throughout the season and Shinji lost a lot of steam after Jimmy got kicked.
 
I actually feel really bad for Jon if the 40boys turns out to be some faggy gayop. Even someone like him deserves real friends that aren't manipulative cuntbags.
 
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