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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    805
So if he liked that, it means Sam is obviously aware of the problem. Then why the fuck did the retarded mushmouth coomer get the 50k, Sam? Don't you think it's time to have a serious talk with Jet/Goran and discuss with him how much of a fucking nigger he's been throughout the season? Ever since S1 ended he's been nothing but a brainless tub of lard proving himself incompetent in every sense of that word, in so many situations - if we start from the disaster of the edited version of S1 and we go through the entire S2, from the first day to the last - he's brought either disaster or boredom to the show. He's clearly not good enough and needs to be put in his place. I legitimately propose to chain Jet in the office and let him only come out in order to sit next to Nick during Scuffed realtor streams to read superchats. This is all he's good for. Full MATI mode today sorry lads
 
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montzym said:
This may not be true. JC was a special fish, she was the one that didn't know almost anything about the show or Scam, and the wiggers knew it, they got her because of that and probably had some plans to develop that. And I remember her mentioning to either Scam, or Cole outside of the tank, that she was hired as an actress, paid some sum and contacted by the wiggers through her insta or something, and that she wasn't interested until money was offered; I think she also mentioned she didnt even apply, the wiggers contacted her. So it wouldn't surprise if those 10k were from the actual contract with her, and not some pity bucks; which would mean tay is getting nothing extra, other than getting invited to post show wigger parties, to get her drunk again and video something nasty for future coercion. So I think she's not getting one extra cent from them, and I think that's good as long as she gets the fuck away from them as soon as possible, which is likely if she already contacted her father.
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you shouldve just taken losing your first account as a sign that we don't want you, monk
 
Chickens rescued from online "reality TV-style" set in Cumberland

Chickens rescued from online "reality TV-style" set in Cumberland | WJAR​




CUMBERLAND, R.I. — An animal rescue group wants to find homes for chickens it rescued Saturday in Cumberland.
According to the West Place Animal Sanctuary in Tiverton the ten chickens were being used to produce Fishtank, an online “reality TV-style” show that was streaming 24/7 from a Cumberland house.
West Place spokesman Patrick Cole said a production crew member contacted them for help in removing the birds, which had been released in the house “for a comedy bit” but “the producers didn’t think it was funny.”

Cole said he was told the producers wanted the chickens gone and had “discussed abandoning the domestic birds outside or leaving them on the highway,” in advance of demolition work set to start inside the house.


According to Cole, when rescue workers from West Place arrived on Saturday the chickens were in a garage, surrounded by cardboard boxes being used as a makeshift pen.
While West Place’s mission is to provide a permanent home to farm animals rescued from abuse, Cole said they can’t keep all of the new arrivals. He added, they already have 100 animals in their care, so these birds represent a 10% increase.
The chickens will be available for adoption from the West Place Animal Sanctuary in Tiverton once they complete two weeks in quarantine, according to Cole.
To learn more about West Place, you can click this link.
 
no-exit said:
Chickens rescued from online "reality TV-style" set in Cumberland

Chickens rescued from online "reality TV-style" set in Cumberland | WJAR​




CUMBERLAND, R.I. — An animal rescue group wants to find homes for chickens it rescued Saturday in Cumberland.
According to the West Place Animal Sanctuary in Tiverton the ten chickens were being used to produce Fishtank, an online “reality TV-style” show that was streaming 24/7 from a Cumberland house.
West Place spokesman Patrick Cole said a production crew member contacted them for help in removing the birds, which had been released in the house “for a comedy bit” but “the producers didn’t think it was funny.”

Cole said he was told the producers wanted the chickens gone and had “discussed abandoning the domestic birds outside or leaving them on the highway,” in advance of demolition work set to start inside the house.


According to Cole, when rescue workers from West Place arrived on Saturday the chickens were in a garage, surrounded by cardboard boxes being used as a makeshift pen.
While West Place’s mission is to provide a permanent home to farm animals rescued from abuse, Cole said they can’t keep all of the new arrivals. He added, they already have 100 animals in their care, so these birds represent a 10% increase.
The chickens will be available for adoption from the West Place Animal Sanctuary in Tiverton once they complete two weeks in quarantine, according to Cole.
To learn more about West Place, you can click this link.
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What a fucking shitshow lmao
 
no-exit said:
Chickens rescued from online "reality TV-style" set in Cumberland

Chickens rescued from online "reality TV-style" set in Cumberland | WJAR​




CUMBERLAND, R.I. — An animal rescue group wants to find homes for chickens it rescued Saturday in Cumberland.
According to the West Place Animal Sanctuary in Tiverton the ten chickens were being used to produce Fishtank, an online “reality TV-style” show that was streaming 24/7 from a Cumberland house.
West Place spokesman Patrick Cole said a production crew member contacted them for help in removing the birds, which had been released in the house “for a comedy bit” but “the producers didn’t think it was funny.”

Cole said he was told the producers wanted the chickens gone and had “discussed abandoning the domestic birds outside or leaving them on the highway,” in advance of demolition work set to start inside the house.


According to Cole, when rescue workers from West Place arrived on Saturday the chickens were in a garage, surrounded by cardboard boxes being used as a makeshift pen.
While West Place’s mission is to provide a permanent home to farm animals rescued from abuse, Cole said they can’t keep all of the new arrivals. He added, they already have 100 animals in their care, so these birds represent a 10% increase.
The chickens will be available for adoption from the West Place Animal Sanctuary in Tiverton once they complete two weeks in quarantine, according to Cole.
To learn more about West Place, you can click this link.
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jesus christ wiggers, i know they're chickens but maybe dont bring in animals to upset them and then leave them to die on a highway. just keep animals out of it? or have a plan to give them to someone who can use them?
 
The article says production contacted the animal rescue organization to give them the chickens. Pearl clutching about them joking about ditching the birds on the highway is pretty silly.
 
Enoch Emery said:
What a fucking shitshow lmao
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You mean shitbag.
Jet I expected to be a massive animal abusing shitbag, however I grow more disappointed in Sam.
There's a reason why professional animal handling is contracted out in serious productions.
Wish I knew video editing so I could stitch up various clips containing the chickens with that "Arms of an Angel" song.
 
Pentamidine said:
The article says production contacted the animal rescue organization to give them the chickens. Pearl clutching about them joking about ditching the birds on the highway is pretty silly.
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This is what I have been talking about in this thread. Only a retard would take this seriously.

retard strength II said:
I like to think by "production" contacting them they mean Bex or Cowboy.
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Or could be a complete troll??
 
Pentamidine said:
The article says production contacted the animal rescue organization to give them the chickens. Pearl clutching about them joking about ditching the birds on the highway is pretty silly.
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The problem here is that you're expecting normalfags to read beyond the headline and not latch onto the animal abuse angle. People familiar with MDE & the show will know they're joking, but regular people won't, adding to the long list of growing problems. If there's one thing normalfags don't tolerate, it's animal abuse and now the show is associated with that.
 
Noble Redditor said:
I know what this thread is. It's people writing six million word posts explaining how horrible and miserable the entire show has been from start to finish, focusing on every single small detail and repeating the same thing as the person above them and the person above them and the person above them. Just the same as season 1. I'm constantly blown away by how long some of these posts are, page after page. I'll read the first sentence, scroll to the last and wow it's literally just the same rehashed shit from season 1.

70% of posts are "I'm done I'm never watching again" and then four days later they're back with an autistically detailed recap of every second of the four days they swore they wouldn't watch. This thread was a lot better for season one. There were more people giving breakdowns, and keeping track of what was actually happening. Now it's mostly just people who want to participate but don't have any idea what's going on. "I just watched ten minutes let me write a dissertation about why Jet Neptune is incompetent."

"Production is being too soft. Production is being too hard.
Production interferes too much.
Production sleeps too much."

What the show needs more than anything is a fresh perspective and balance but it's not going to happen. Sam and Jet don't care about the show. It's ironic because I personally have barely watched this season and could care less who won. I just find the repetitive, long winded criticisms annoying and it makes the thread shit.
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I stopped reading this thread several weeks ago because it reminded me too much of any Reddit thread on Donald Trump. Only revisiting now that the season is over and it looks like the people here are still just as miserable and cynical as they were when they decided they wanted to hate this season on week 1.
 
More info and a video of the chickens on their Facebook page. The crew had no plans for these chickens and were just going to give them back to the slaughter house before someone made a complaint to this rescue group. Fuck the crew, but I already said that when they were throwing shit at the chickens and making them inhale smelling salts. https://www.facebook.com/westplaceanimalsanctuary/
RESCUE ALERT: Reality Gone Wrong

Today, West Place rescued 10 chickens from the set of a reality show. The internet program is live streamed 24/7 from a derelict home in Rhode Island, and two days ago they thought it would be "funny" to release 10 chickens inside the house.

The chickens were originally purchased from a poultry shop on Federal Hill in Providence for a comedy bit. When the chickens weren't as amusing as the producers had hoped, they ordered them to be returned for slaughter. There was discussion of potentially abusing the chickens, abandoning them, and even releasing them on the highway. First, we received an email complaint, then one of the show's more level-headed staffers contacted us directly confirming there was no plan for the chickens and no forethought. Sadly, this is the "reality" of many rescues and we arrived to find the birds in the garage surrounded by piles of carboard boxes.

WE ARE NOW IN POSESSION OF ALL 10 CHICKENS AND WE NEED YOUR HELP!

The 10 new arrivals represent about a 10% increase in the number of animals we care for. They are currently being quarantined and they will need a thorough examination, proper nutrition, deworming, and lifelong care. Your donations truly help us as we clean up someone else's mess and treat these birds as living creatures worthy of respect and dignity.

We want to maintain capacity for future emergencies and be able to help others, so we are not planning to permanently keep all 10. We have lined up some amazing homes for a few of the chickens but if plans fall through and you are interested in adding a chicken or two to your flock, please contact us directly.
Thank you!
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Pentamidine said:
The article says production contacted the animal rescue organization to give them the chickens. Pearl clutching about them joking about ditching the birds on the highway is pretty silly.
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The article also mentions that the animal rescue crew arrived Saturday, while the tank was still occupied and probably in the midst of the final challenges. It was clearly production voluntarily surrendering the chickens to them, even though the article is admittedly suggestive towards the idea that the animal rescue people sprung them in secret. It's not great they brought the chickens in there to begin with and I really hope they don't do this for future seasons, both for the safety of the animals and the contestants, but it's just dishonest to suggest the MDE folks just abandoned them.
 
They should have had the fish slaughter and cook the chickens for the finale. At least then it could have been a legit three-way competition, and there'd be no immediate penalty for rib shots.
 
parody said:
I stopped reading this thread several weeks ago because it reminded me too much of any Reddit thread on Donald Trump. Only revisiting now that the season is over and it looks like the people here are still just as miserable and cynical as they were when they decided they wanted to hate this season on week 1.
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its not like we want the show to be bad. There are plenty of posts here that praise some of the highlights and good times that were had, nobody is really dumping on those posts either.
 
Logic said:
its not like we want the show to be bad. There are plenty of posts here that praise some of the highlights and good times that were had, nobody is really dumping on those posts either.
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I fully believe 80% of the people here decided they wanted this season to be bad. As I said before, the framing people use here down to the tiniest insignificant detail is like that of a Reddit journalist talking about Donald Trump. This thread is insufferable.
 
Nifty is a fucking ghost. No known socials, no return, not even a "I was on a racist and transphobic reality tv show, AMA".
 
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