🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[KingFrampt]

In the end, production was so outstandingly brain damaged that they accidentally rigged the game in favor of the retard, and accidently gave the person who would have won if production wasn't retarded brain damage.

I don't think it was an accident, Sam was in the room when TJ bought chips off Fatty (and even negotiated Fatty down from 10k to 3k) and also Sam was heavily against giving Shinji and Tay a redo on the sled challenge

 

[stacks__]

In next season I'd like to see actual firm rules in place so the fish can strategize and actually play a game. That within itself would create drama and tension.

Production kinda had this with their idea for chips and rent in the beginning but they were dropping fish so fast they had to scrap it.

I hate hate HATED Tay's cringey ways but the way she was basically forced to lose in the most inorganic way possible was really anti-climactic

This is entirely a result of the lack of established rules for the game. Had Tay known that the others could fuck her over the way they did she could've actually had a chance.

 

[filthypenguin]

There is also the issue I brought up earlier in the thread about California aspiring actors not wanting to be on the show once they realize it's associated with Sam Hyde. Using weirdo internet freaks it wasn't something they ever really had to worry about. The first thing that comes up when you google Sam Hyde his connection to the alt-right.

They won't be on a show with Sam Hyde, they'll be on a show with Jefferson Goldstriker. And they can't Google anything until they get out.

I don't think it was an accident, Sam was in the room when TJ bought chips off Fatty (and even negotiated Fatty down from 10k to 3k) and also Sam was heavily against giving Shinji and Tay a redo on the sled challenge

Sam wanted to give him a redo. Jet didn't, because then Tay would need a redo, and he thought the 45 second sled ride would take an hour.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

They won't be on a show with Sam Hyde, they'll be on a show with Jefferson Goldstriker. And they can't Google anything until they get out.

I don't know why people continue to argue with me on this. The second TTS starts spamming weird sexually deviant shit and Sam gets overtly racist any serious aspiring Hollywood actor would walk. Greg who is a literal nobody with a dead Youtube channel almost walked off because of this exact reason.

 

[filthypenguin]

I don't know why people continue to argue with me on this. The second TTS starts spamming weird sexually deviant shit and Sam gets overtly racist any serious aspiring Hollywood actor would walk. Greg who is a literal nobody with a dead Youtube channel almost walked off because of this exact reason.

Weird sexually deviant stuff is mostly fine for Hollywood. They could just not be overtly racist until like 4 weeks in when they have a bunch of fishbucks they don't want to lose.

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

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I take it that you're not a fan of the Mentors.

 

[EenGevolg]

Production should have a red word system like in umineko.

Agreed, there were several cases during the show when they tried tardwrangling the fish via TTS and couldn't, because they'd obviously be cautious in case it's just some random retard. Maybe a unique production-only TTS voice, or a unique short sound effect before production's TTS? It could be a toggle in case production would wanna disguise a TTS as one of the regular ones, considering that Jet would probably still want to use TTS to be a complete faggot.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

For a contest, I have to wonder how someone "wins" this contest. I think Summer yelled about having lots of fans. And you can maybe try to get another contestant to tard-rage breaking rules to get themselves kicked out, or to rage-quit.

So for the most part, you have the worst levels of drama induced attention whoring. And from there you have to hope that your kind of attention whoring creates a funny enough interesting story arc so that the producers will tailor the contests to give you the best chance of winning. Because if you are great for the show, the producers will try to craft scenarios where you stay on.

 

[Nutsack Speedbag]

I don't think it was an accident, Sam was in the room when TJ bought chips off Fatty (and even negotiated Fatty down from 10k to 3k) and also Sam was heavily against giving Shinji and Tay a redo on the sled challenge

Remembering that Fatty is getting a kickback off TJ's winnings makes me wish Tay won even more.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Remembering that Fatty is getting a kickback off TJ's winnings makes me wish Tay won even more.

All that weirdly forced fatty hate left paypig chat the second the deal was made, I swear nu-mde fans are actual npcs.

 

[Nutsack Speedbag]

Whenever I read this thread, I feel like people are just making shit up and everyone is in on a big practical joke.

I felt the same way at first and thought I was better than your average fishtank viewer but when you stare into the abyss, it stares back.

 

[luigismanslave]

the only member of production that should be allowed on camera is bex, everyone else should be sharks so we don't get too much of Jet befriending the retards and carrying them to victory

 

[vena kirov]

It was fun making clips when I could. Even if the ending sucked I'm gonna miss logging on and catching up with the thread and watching live

 

[CoolFool]

Has there been any updates on Tay?

 

[popnloch ness monster]

This is entirely a result of the lack of established rules for the game. Had Tay known that the others could fuck her over the way they did she could've actually had a chance.

No, she didn't. The whole soytax bit was them being sadistic faggots and thinking their pet hate is worth airing in front of cameras as content for the rest of Tayseethers. Vance seething about Tay upstairs during the "flooding" wasn't him playing a character, it was the production's consensus on her as a person. If she'd done better, they'd invented ways for her to do worse. They'd soured on her about as much as they'd soured on doing the tank. Big mistake having the show run by faggots who in the midst of it are preoccupied with their own clout.

 

[SeaSearching]

Here's all my clips from the season, GREG IT UP!

Warning Loud

It was never about the 50k, it was about the Greg we found on the way

 

[Billy Bong]

Does anyone know how much money the final three contestants walked away with? I can't find it anywhere.

 

[eatler]

Whenever I read this thread, I feel like people are just making shit up and everyone is in on a big practical joke.

We were hired by Jet to make this thread as schizophrenic as possible. We also try to make the show sound rigged and boring so the Farms stop watching. truly Neptunian.

 

[Blackstar]

Does anyone know how much money the final three contestants walked away with? I can't find it anywhere.

Tay had around 13k, and Shinji also had several grand, but considering that JC was given 10 grand, they might've been paid extra.

 

[Pathos]

We were hired by Jet to make this thread as schizophrenic as possible. We also try to make the show sound rigged and boring so the Farms stop watching. truly Neptunian.

The only true solution is to ban Null from this thread.