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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    813
as per my own research confirms that the limp wristed libtardidity on parallel with the high volume of transvestigative shiver, it stands to reason alone that Tayleigh is without a doubt the worst contestant i had displeasure of looking at "it". Any time it sprouts some fundamentally osmosed in from general culture boring lukewarm opinion from its smooth brain the vessels in my forehead contract and i feel like my eyeballs are going to pop out.
 
Is pipe smoking coming back into style with zoomers? If so I have strong opinions about it.
Cigs are definitely making a comeback with Zoomers but I didn't think they cared about pipes until Tay pulled her's out

as per my own research confirms that the limp wristed libtardidity on parallel with the high volume of transvestigative shiver, it stands to reason alone that Tayleigh is without a doubt the worst contestant i had displeasure of looking at "it". Any time it sprouts some fundamentally osmosed in from general culture boring lukewarm opinion from its smooth brain the vessels in my forehead contract and i feel like my eyeballs are going to pop out.
Chill bro Tay is cool, would def bum a cig and talk about Morrowind with her
 
Morgue 2.0.
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Porn addiction really is rampant in the MDE fanbase. Half of the posts in the /tv/ threads are about the brown pants girls ass.
I know there was a shit ton of simping for Josie and Letty last season but am I the only one who thinks this season is being set up to feed directly into the porn freaks in the fanbase? The female cast is vastly different than last season. The girls are a lot different, most already seem like BPD attention whores. I’m hoping I’m wrong and they have some direction they’re going with this other than trying to get people to fuck or watch people take shits.

I remember pages ago someone posted a SS of either Jet or Wes saying they hope people fuck this season.

Edit: in my opinion most the girls are *conventionally* more attractive than last seasons with the exception of the fat chick… but even some dudes love fat chicks. It’s like they checked all the boxes: Hispanic, white mentally ill, furry “Letty”, asians and fat.
 
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The girls are a lot different, most already seem like BPD attention whores. I’m hoping I’m wrong and they have some direction they’re going with this other than trying to get people to fuck or watch people take shits.
You guys are waaaaaaay too liberal with the BPD label. The only person who's been on Fishtank who I would say qualifies is Betty the self harming piss helmet hoe.
 
I like how the fish are talking more than S1 but the conversations are so boring and safe. I miss Jon and how he'd just randomly spout his Andrew Tate babble and argue with others.
 
You guys are waaaaaaay too liberal with the BPD label. The only person who's been on Fishtank who I would say qualifies is Betty just becaused of the cutting scars and piss helmets.
Yeah Tayleigh just seems like an old school internet autist, Loves morrowind, GTA 4 and San andreas. Smokes and talks about how much they like Ancient Rome. How does she qualify as a BPD attention whore lol
 
Site has been fucky for me all day (and most people probably), has anyone kept track of who is in what bedroom? I am still learning names tbh. The Meg got put in the bunker room right?
 
I like how the fish are talking more than S1 but the conversations are so boring and safe. I miss Jon and how he'd just randomly spout his Andrew Tate babble and argue with others.
Day 0/1 is always going to be safe icebreakers

It will take a few days for the Sleepover vibe to turn into the House Arrest vibe
 
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