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[Pathos]

Airsoftfatty was a massive liability and Sam had no issue bringing him on the show. It's a miracle he didn't assault someone or die of a heart attack on camera. He also brought on a real life homeless guy (not dontarius the black crackhead before him) and let him roam around the house. https://youtube.com/watch?v=9j2EMnmb4aY

Would you rather be permanent roommates with airsoftfatty or a homeless black guy?

 

[Punitive Castration]

Airsoftfatty was a massive liability and Sam had no issue bringing him on the show. It's a miracle he didn't assault someone or die of a heart attack on camera. He also brought on a real life homeless guy (not dontarius the black crackhead before him) and let him roam around the house. https://youtube.com/watch?v=9j2EMnmb4aY

Airsoft was crazy but at his most malicious he had the restraint to just spit on Letty, not hit her. He did grab Letty's ankle but it was one of those borderline things, not like he was grabbing her like Harambe and dragging her around the tank.
With Simmons all that had to happen was him doing the same shit he did to Vance to one of the girls and the whole show would have slammed through a windshield.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Now that some of the footage with Simmons in it is coming out with the episodes it's a good time remind people that the "evidence" he was a pedophile were out of context excerpts from a book he plagiarized about being a camp counselor. The major claim was that he wrote in the camping book tips on how counselors could date campers which was not true. It was a witch hunt. People saw him dressing up in drag and dug through his online presence to find something to twist into him being a pedophile. They dug up "his" shitty ESL book and lied/distorted what was in it. Sam and Jet fully bought into the chantard hysteria because they aren't super bright and threw him off the show upsetting the entire house to the point where they had to turn off the cameras that night and give them booze. Jon got blackout drunk that night thinking he befriended a child rapist and was super sick. Sylvia cried. Mauro left that night. Sam's hysterical reaction easily could have ruined the entire show.

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TLDR: Simmons isn't a pedophile just a Chinese moron with a bad grasp of English with autism and Sam is a retard for blowing things up with him like he did.

I'm still amazed it didn't turn into a libel lawsuit.

So he's a chinese scammer instead of a pedo. Still scum.

Would you rather be permanent roommates with airsoftfatty or a homeless black guy?

The homeless black dude. Then he wouldn't be homeless. And he's less disgusting/creepy/revolting/stomach churning than ASF.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

Speaking of fatty, anyone's excited to see his gangrenous sores under the armpits in HD? And whatever he brought during the most disgusting thing challenge? I hope they don't include any of the gag-inducing fatty moments at all. But after seeing Damiel's shit in E2, who knows...

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

Speaking of fatty, anyone's excited to see his gangrenous sores under the armpits in HD?

The medical examination was one of the top moments, its gonna be a real treat in HD.

 

[Devil's Avocado]

Speaking of fatty, anyone's excited to see his gangrenous sores under the armpits in HD? And whatever he brought during the most disgusting thing challenge? I hope they don't include any of the gag-inducing fatty moments at all. But after seeing Damiel's shit in E2, who knows...

Just wait until we get HD footage of naked Chris. For some reason, the wigger crew made sure to get some up-close full frontal shots every time he took his pants off.

Spoiler: NSFW: Naked Chris

 

[Punitive Castration]

Oh God, it's happening again.


Mauro has a logical response, Damiel, because he's the plant you guys, that's why he has to start shit, it's not because he's just a dick irl, kicks it off anyway.

Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point.
They've been puffing Damiel up a lot in the documentary, but even Jet shot Dam down live for threatening Letty. I shouldn't wonder if they're going to edit him to make him look better, since he's going to be breathing down their necks while they're cutting the episode...

Damiel either deleted this reply or got reported but I got it:



I left this reply in because I can't tell if it's an accidental own. Damiel is fat, he wears hand-me-down MDE merch, lives on Chris Lynch's groceries and MDE company outings when as far as I can tell he still does not actually have a job there, and what kinda guy brags about hanging with "hot dudes"- and where are they? Which of the wiggers does this guy think is hot?

edit: also forgot to add

This was in reply to someone nagging him about Cobra again.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

I left this reply in because I can't tell if it's an accidental own.

That reply has to be a joke, there's no way someone wrote all that seriously. Damiel is probably the biggest loser out of the fish when comparing them.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

Who was that one poster from months ago that was like, the only one defending Simmons

Hi.

Oh God, it's happening again.

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Mauro has a logical response, Damiel, because he's the plant you guys, that's why he has to start shit, it's not because he's just a dick irl, kicks it off anyway.
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Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point.
They've been puffing Damiel up a lot in the documentary, but even Jet shot Dam down live for threatening Letty. I shouldn't wonder if they're going to edit him to make him look better, since he's going to be breathing down their necks while they're cutting the episode...

Damiel either deleted this reply or got reported but I got it:
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I left this reply in because I can't tell if it's an accidental own. Damiel is fat, he wears hand-me-down MDE merch, lives on Chris Lynch's groceries and MDE company outings when as far as I can tell he still does not actually have a job there, and what kinda guy brags about hanging with "hot dudes"- and where are they? Which of the wiggers does this guy think is hot?

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This was in reply to someone nagging him about Cobra again.

Mauro and "Damiel" really had 90% astroturfed fans, I swear I have no idea what was going through people's brains. I couldn't stand both of these losers, yet somehow tons of people kept making memes on how much they like based "MAURO" and "DAMNATION". Both are unfunny, boring, pathetic bitches, and bad people above all else. To see them "fight" now is just lol.

 

[CoolFool]

Remember when Damiel took several showers to avoid talking with Jon? Damiel is the definition of "little bitch", he's the type of guy that talks a tough game but cowers the moment someone talks back. The only people he'll threaten and fight are small women because he's a weak skinny fat bitch.

I also forgot how unfunny he is. His jokes seriously suck and this is coming from someone who's aspiring to be a comedian/rapper. Reminder that Simone, a man who's first language is not English, destroyed Damiel multiple times in a free style rap battle.

Mauro and "Damiel" really had 90% astroturfed fans, I swear I have no idea what was going through people's brains. I couldn't stand both of these losers, yet somehow tons of people kept making memes on how much they like based "MAURO" and "DAMNATION". Both are unfunny, boring, pathetic bitches, and bad people above all else. To see them "fight" is just lol.

TBH I thought the "morgue check" and snorelax memes were funny at the time. And I think Mauro did have genuine fans when people were under the impression that he was just a shy, fat Catholic that was in over his head on a crazy show. That all changed when he opened his mouth and people realized what a petty coward he is.

 

[Punitive Castration]

Mauro and "Damiel" really had 90% astroturfed fans, I swear I have no idea what was going through people's brains. I couldn't stand both of these losers, yet somehow tons of people kept making memes on how much they like based "MAURO" and "DAMNATION". Both are unfunny, boring, pathetic bitches, and bad people above all else. To see them "fight" now is just lol.

The things I see people laugh at regarding Damiel make me wonder if they're okay in the head. Like I don't really understand Jet using the footage of Damiel saying he would punch Sylvia, that somehow increases the number of women Damiel threatened on camera to hurt by one.

1. An ex
2. His mom
3. Letty
4. Sylvia

If it's a "character" he would've stopped doing it after the show and if they didn't think it was funny they would've left it on the cutting room floor.

I think the running theory is that the plant this season will be an egirl, which will make it easier because she has less to prove, but if the plant is going to ever be a man again it needs to be someone with an angle on the contestants so he doesn't just seem like a very small, insecure loser who needs to be angry and loud to not seem mogged.

 

[Pathos]

Hi.

Kudos to you for standing your ground.

 

[CoolFool]

The things I see people laugh at regarding Damiel make me wonder if they're okay in the head. Like I don't really understand Jet using the footage of Damiel saying he would punch Sylvia, that somehow increases the number of women Damiel threatened on camera to hurt by one.

1. An ex
2. His mom
3. Letty
4. Sylvia

If it's a "character" he would've stopped doing it after the show and if they didn't think it was funny they would've left it on the cutting room floor.

I think the running theory is that the plant this season will be an egirl, which will make it easier because she has less to prove, but if the plant is going to ever be a man again it needs to be someone with an angle on the contestants so he doesn't just seem like a very small, insecure loser who needs to be angry and loud to not seem mogged.

If they have a plant this season, they need to pick someone who is actually engaging and does stuff besides sleeping all day. Part of what made Damiel such a sucky character wasn't just him being a huge bitch, it was that he didn't do anything.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Damiel is the definition of "little bitch", he's the type of guy that talks a tough game but cowers the moment someone talks back. The only people he'll threaten and fight are small women because he's a weak skinny fat bitch.

He's Filipino. That's all anyone needs to say about him.

 

[Pathos]

Mauro and "Damiel" really had 90% astroturfed fans, I swear I have no idea what was going through people's brains. I couldn't stand both of these losers, yet somehow tons of people kept making memes on how much they like based "MAURO" and "DAMNATION".

Damiel's aggressive and impulsive nature I can see being appealing to a male highschool demographic, isn't that what sam's newer fanbase consists of? His ghetto behavior can also be found appealing by minorities I guess. But then again, me and none of my friends ended up actually liking him.

TBH I thought the "morgue check" and snorelax memes were funny at the time

Morgue check and snorelax was very funny, I do sincerely hope it was a result of people laughing at him and not with him. But its pretty obvious he was just there seeking fame and attention when he'd just act out doing stupid poses in front of the camera every now and then.

I think the running theory is that the plant this season will be an egirl, which will make it easier because she has less to prove, but if the plant is going to ever be a man again it needs to be someone with an angle on the contestants so he doesn't just seem like a very small, insecure loser who needs to be angry and loud to not seem mogged.

Mayyyyybe let's not have a plant this season, I get the importance of having one but I think a better alternative would be just to give prompts or actual secret sabatoge missions to contestants that they need to fulfill so that tensions are more organic. I know they kinda tried this already in season 1 but I feel like turning an entire group against only one person who refused to quit really demotivated contestants from trying to fuck with one-another.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

If they have a plant this season, they need to pick someone who is actually engaging and does stuff besides sleeping all day. Part of what made Damiel such a sucky character wasn't just him being a huge bitch, it was that he didn't do anything.

One of the most annoying aspects of Daniel was how beloved he was by the majority of the fanbase. He can be a dickhead and annoying all he wants, but when people started calling him based and the best contestant it put into perspective how retarded the majority of FT watchers are. His fanbase was arguably the worst on the show.

I remember when he was caught with his phone after the Jon confrontation and everybody was trying to say that he definitely wasn't the plant. Anytime he said something you could guarantee chat would be feel with #DAMNATION DAMIEL SO BASED. The day Daniel returned onto the show I could here everyone in the FT sneedchat collectively groan, he then proceeded to read a comic for 6 hours and take a nap. Very glad they brought him back on after he left the first time.

Seeing people on twitter defend this wigger during the show was the definition of watching people cope seethe and dilate. "Broooo, you don't get it man, he may be reading a comic for six hours straight, but it takes time for Damiel to provide content." "Broooo Damiel is so based for damaging Letty's property with no reason whatsoever." "Brooo Damiel is actually owning Jon by dancing to shitty rap music in his room."

 

[Punitive Castration]

Mayyyyybe let's not have a plant this season, I get the importance of having one but I think a better alternative would be just to give prompts or actual secret sabatoge missions to contestants that they need to fulfill so that tensions are more organic. I know they kinda tried this already in season 1 but I feel like turning an entire group against only one person who refused to quit really demotivated contestants from trying to fuck with one-another.

That's definitely true but I did see this screencapped on Twitter, so.

he could be lying but considering how heavily they're featuring Damiel they don't seem to think he was a failure.

But yeah it would be nice if they didn't need one. If they have to have one, they should be smarter about the kind of tension they create, so like you said they don't create a death march against the one person who feeds off of righteous anger. Pick on quiet boring people, like Mauro, not loud Jon-types just because they're nails to be hammered down.

Also forgot to put this in the thread:

 

[joker jimmy]

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No trailer until a week before launch?

 

[Big Green]

Mauro and "Damiel" really had 90% astroturfed fans, I swear I have no idea what was going through people's brains. I couldn't stand both of these losers, yet somehow tons of people kept making memes on how much they like based "MAURO" and "DAMNATION". Both are unfunny, boring, pathetic bitches, and bad people above all else. To see them "fight" now is just lol.

Early on I thought it was funny to like Mauro in a ironic way. Never understood the appeal of the wiggers xanny addicted buddy though. Seeing the crew gather round to gawk at his shit really illustrates the unfunny side of Sam Hyde.

 

[Love Machine]

I just hope the setting (the house) has a little more going on in it this time aside from like... 5 white boxes.