It’s not just Stormblood.
Oh, totally. I was just talking about Stormblood because it's probably my favorite writing in the game. It's a lot more granular (Heavensward comes close, but it is balancing evil church war with dragons and the floating junkyard that is Ayzs Lla) and grounded. You aren't fighting the personification of Twitter or going back in time or blahblahblah. I don't mind that shit (it
is a JRPG after all), but I find my enjoyment of stories stories stems from when you aren't blowing them up to world destroying, universe annihilating, levels of abstract cosmic shit.
E: Also, your point about Stormblood stans and them using the 2010s Tumblr-era progressiveness just speaks to a larger overall problem with critical thinking and reasoning skills amongst younger generations. I really try not to become Socrates/Hesiod by bitching about the youth, but there is a ring of truth to it.
The breakdown and understanding of things in the game by these retards is very simple, very reductionist, and not accepting of nuance or honestly just the craft of writing. Someone becoming a literal monster works because monster = bad. Symbolism showing the destructiveness of hopelessness or despair manifesting into people erasing themselves due to a lack of care/support = also bad because it demonizes (heh) those with mental health.
There can't be any lessons beyond retard simple ones that were found throughout Dawntrail ("Family is good! I love my
not actual family fuck them they're assholes who don't respect my pronouns at Thanksgiving adopted/blended family!" "Dying is bad! It makes people feel REAL SAD

" "Good memories are GOOD!" "Guns are bad! You should never use real bullets!" Etc.)
This simple, reductionist thinking spirals out everywhere -- two characters of the same sex are friends with each other. OBVIOUSLY they are gay. There is a well written character who is entertaining to me. CLEARLY I must write extensive fanfiction about this character fucking me and us having a baby together. The Empire are antagonists. NO SHIT they're fascists, because fascists and Nazis are ALSO bad and anyone who lives under them or are a part of them or tolerates them are ALSO BAD.
It's maddening when you start realizing that's what it is and no amount of explanation or discussion will get it through their thick heads.
You guys make the game sound awesome, and I've always wanted to try it. Is there a way to play offline without engaging with the perverted fanbase?
This question comes up a lot and honestly, you can solo most of the content in the game through NPCs assisting you in grouped content. It'll be a little slower, but you can avoid people mostly almost entirely.
But honestly, while there is a lot of bullshit in the game with the playerbase, 99% of it can be avoided if you just don't hang around popular 'hubs' -- namely the area around Limsa Lominsa (one of the 3 starting cities), the Novice Network and any 'venues' people try to invite you to.