Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

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Although you can't really do anything with linkshells if you're DC traveling.
I understand why, but it's still incredibly retarded. Unless you're using discord, a chat client or some other kind of out-of-game measures to communicate you can't organize shit because of it.
Kiwi raid saga when?
I would also be down for some raiding autism. Also a GNB main, but can play MCH pretty decently. I am trying to level 90 all of the classes, so I'm sure I'll find a healer I like sooner or later.
 
This would be quite timely for me, as I am looking to be in a static that isn't full of autistic trannies. Quite a difficult thing to scout for on PF. I main WHM.

Also, I had no idea this thread existed until the billboard shit happened. Where the hell have I been.
Sorry WHM is big gay and does 1% less dps then SGE, so you're not hired because we'll fail every dps check until you swap.

Also you were probably dead, Emet. Wonder what happened?
 
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a group of kiwi raiders group... what could possibly go wrong
 
Kiwi raid saga when? I'm sure a bunch of autists from KF trying to raid would not AT ALL be an absolute shit show or disaster. What could possibly go wrong? I'm pretty sure we got at least three tanks in this thread, counting myself, and someone here plays healer I believe. So that's most the hard roles filled.
I hope to never play with any of your asses because I'm relatively certain a lot of people are actually total spergs in-game.

Like this one guy I had a for an A11 run I got in the Normal Raid roulette recently. The whole party was pretty retarded and at least one of the healers was "merely pretending" to be retarded to see how long it would take to make the guy ragequit, but this guy went from rather objectively explaining mechanics after one wipe to stopping mid-fight and typing out screeds at everyone he saw fucking up almost immediately over the course of the next two wipes.

Honestly, it was like a mix between having the usual XIV children who just hated someone telling them how to play the game, a shitter who wanted a make sperg miserable, and a gigantic sperg.
 
I hope to never play with any of your asses because I'm relatively certain a lot of people are actually total spergs in-game.
All FFXIV players are spergs, its just a matter of how well you can hide it.
 
a group of kiwi raiders group... what could possibly go wrong
A Raider Kiwi Raider group would be absolutely perfect, with our collective autism we can beat anything, even ourselves. I'm sure their will not be a single shitshow whatsoever.

I hope to never play with any of your asses because I'm relatively certain a lot of people are actually total spergs in-game.

Like this one guy I had a for an A11 run I got in the Normal Raid roulette recently. The whole party was pretty retarded and at least one of the healers was "merely pretending" to be retarded to see how long it would take to make the guy ragequit, but this guy went from rather objectively explaining mechanics after one wipe to stopping mid-fight and typing out screeds at everyone he saw fucking up almost immediately over the course of the next two wipes.

Honestly, it was like a mix between having the usual XIV children who just hated someone telling them how to play the game, a shitter who wanted a make sperg miserable, and a gigantic sperg.
Oh that was me, I was pretending to be retarded to own the greys I calculated using my excel spreadsheet. Please understand.
 
if you need an autistic AST main i would be down to raid with some fellow kiwis
 
So, basically, linkshells are useless. Likely because they want to avoid trying to send linkshell information from one DC or another so they just cancel the whole system entirely to ensure nothing goes wrong.
I understand why, but it's still incredibly retarded. Unless you're using discord, a chat client or some other kind of out-of-game measures to communicate you can't organize shit because of it.
Somehow Blizzard has managed to do a better job than these schmucks like a dozen years ago with Battlenet or whatever. It seems like it really shouldn't be beyond Square to have the function for you to pull chat data - chat data - from different server groups if you happen to be in a linkshell, but given that you have to ping the server in and of itself to see if a friend on the same DC but a different world is online, maybe it's more spaghetti.

Setting up a discord or something in this case is fairly easy, particularly if it's barebones. Your chat channel, your voice channel, viola. Assign brooms to people who are regular-enough posters, and allow them fully to abuse their power and ban retards for being retarded (or because they are bored) who can then come and cry here because it's funny.

Contrary to the belief that everything you say on discord can and will be used against you in a court of law, it's pretty easy to not fly directly into the sun and not populate your server with literally hundreds of mouth-breathing retards who will do everything in their power to make sure the discord trannie jannies go scorched-earth on your ass. You can vet people to make sure they won't just spam goatse (except when it's funny), and then you can kick them out when they spam goatse and it isn't funny. You can also just disable all posts with media attached, I'm pretty sure, and afaik you don't really need voice anyways for most of the game's content. Your secret of being a very fat man playing a catgirl can be safe for another day.
This would be quite timely for me, as I am looking to be in a static that isn't full of autistic trannies.
it will certainly be full of autists, and any such group of people would probably be at least 50% trannies anyways let's not kid ourselves
a group of kiwi raiders group... what could possibly go wrong
You would think that people who interact with these things would practice decent enough op-sec -- use a burner discord account, don't play with anyone using a character or fc name that could be tied back to anything personal or important, don't share any details about yourself, etc. etc. But inevitably, someone forgets themselves and then I get more things to narrate once people find their stashes of bizarre erotica.
 
i could play DNC but i’m not that good :(
DNC is unfortunately at the mercy of RNG but as long as you do your buffs on time (pretty easy to accomplish) you are helping out the team a ton, as well as providing really big help to your dance partner. Being a phys range that is really mobile is also good for progging new fights and can help you buffer out the not-being-so-good learning process.
I never was much of a DPS player until I got my SMN up and started tearing shit up. It may be braindead now but it sure is fast and fun. Since you play AST a different caster may be fun for you too! Melee DPS might need a bit more work to get good at though.
 
it's also not like you need to be doing uberleet trannytastic megaparsies to clear anyways.
see, I have yet to do any of them, but I have the uncanny power to watch the strat videos and not attempt to unnecessarily greed
plus the ability to if I resub help out with any role, any way, any how:
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it's also not like you need to be doing uberleet trannytastic megaparsies to clear anyways.
see, I have yet to do any of them, but I have the uncanny power to watch the strat videos and not attempt to unnecessarily greed
plus the ability to if I resub help out with any role, any way, any how:
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You must really hate WHM :story:
 
You must really hate WHM :story:
It always looked boring, and now it's boring without any real niche. Like, it's good at the kind of healing that the game doesn't really require you to do, and lacks the utility that all of the other ones have. but in truth I hate just about all of the healers, because I am not a big fan of the fighting game divekick
 
I guess we couldn't even get a raiding group together since everyone in here plays tank or healer. :story:
I play Dragoon primarily, but I hardly care to do dedicated Savage raiding since I like to do other content for gil profit/side stuff like mount & minion collecting over first spending a undeterminable amount of time progging/learning a fight and then clearing it weekly just for gear that will be surpassed eventually. I get that it's nice for the challenge or consistency, but it's just not for me.

On a side note I am currently farming the 100 victory mounts for both the Shatter and Dashig Nadaam FL modes and got the former nearly done sitting at 88/100, but DN god I hate how PLD's can just cheese-cap points with usually no method to interrupt it if PLD is using Guardian and then Guard, save for some like Reaper LB iirc?
 
I bring a small dose of lunacy from PF for us all to laugh at today!

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Wow! A virtual bowling alley, pretty unique amidst all the nightclubs and cafes. The actual 'bowling' is done through /random as the number of pins you knock down. Pretty cool! Let's see how you can play.
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Private room? Maybe you have performance anxiety and can't bowl in public around other people. :optimistic:
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Of course it's an ERP room. We just can't have a cool bowling alley, can we?

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Won't some paypiggy give this nice girl a code for a cash shop outfit?

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