Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

[Zeke Von Genbu]

Okay guys, get a apartment and ERP to each other

I know a great nightclub these two can go to this Saturday night...perhaps they can duel to the death there? It'll probably be more interesting then seeing neckbeards try to act like they're some Casanova to random people RPing as sluts. Just make sure to spam your aoes a lot to really emulate the intensity of combat.

 

[Mister Uno]

Okay guys, get a apartment and ERP to each other

I already do and it's called the BBC Clubhouse. All are invited. I hope those that come (no pun intended haha XD) don't mind the dozen Dhalmel statues staring. You'll forget they're there after awhile. Please do not judge or I will report you to Null.

 

[Gravemind]

Even if you never played any of them, you can just skip cutscenes and solo the trials.

The only trial that isn't exactly soloable for Hildibrand is Kugane Ohashi/"Yojimbo" and that's purely because of dumb mechanics that you need at least 5 people for, since the faggot goes and chains at least 4 people out of the party and it is, in fact, an instant-kill if anybody's still stuck in chains when the channel timer ends.

And that's not even an issue for the time being because everyone is now queueing for Hildibrand trials due to the news recently.

 

[Well Intentioned]

The only trial that isn't exactly soloable for Hildibrand is Kugane Ohashi/"Yojimbo" and that's purely because of dumb mechanics that you need at least 5 people for, since the faggot goes and chains at least 4 people out of the party and it is, in fact, an instant-kill if anybody's still stuck in chains when the channel timer ends.

And that's not even an issue for the time being because everyone is now queueing for Hildibrand trials due to the news recently.

You only need 2 people for Kugane Ohashi. Was farming it for the TT card last week. Just make sure you stack and you should be fine.

 

[Gravemind]

You only need 2 people for Kugane Ohashi. Was farming it for the TT card last week. Just make sure you stack and you should be fine.

I tried it with just myself and my friend the other day as I was trying to help him catch up on Hildibrand. We got stonewalled on chains, and the consensus around the net appears to be that Kugane Ohashi does still require at least 5 people purely for that one mechanic.

 

[Well Intentioned]

I tried it with just myself and my friend the other day as I was trying to help him catch up on Hildibrand. We got stonewalled on chains, and the consensus around the net appears to be that Kugane Ohashi does still require at least 5 people purely for that one mechanic.

Might be job dependent, but I was doing it as a MCH with a SMN partner. Level 90s.

We just stood on top of each other and burnt him down.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

This is what happens when your TOS doesnt let you bully faggots out of the game.
They get too comfortable and start shitting up the place, they need a constant reminder of the kind of subhuman they really are.

Try this

GitHub - SheepGoMeh/VisibilityPlugin: Dalamud plugin to allow for quality of life changes for player and pet visibility.

Dalamud plugin to allow for quality of life changes for player and pet visibility. - GitHub - SheepGoMeh/VisibilityPlugin: Dalamud plugin to allow for quality of life changes for player and pet vis...

github.com

This mod removes literally every player, their minions, their chocobos from the game. Removes chats including emotes. Allows you to show/hide using a command and whitelist people you do want to see like party members, free company, etc.

As an aside, it should also help with gpu rendering but you will still experience a hit to network performance as the game client still loads their data. Great for laptops.

 

[Gravemind]

Might be job dependent, but I was doing it as a MCH with a SMN partner. Level 90s.

We just stood on top of each other and burnt him down.

God. Yeah, that's not happening. This friend of mine mains a 90 Sage and absolutely refuses to go back to playing a DPS because he got "bored of it" over the years.

 

[Vapewizard]

I tried it with just myself and my friend the other day as I was trying to help him catch up on Hildibrand. We got stonewalled on chains, and the consensus around the net appears to be that Kugane Ohashi does still require at least 5 people purely for that one mechanic.

I've seen this discussed elsewhere but apparently if you time it right you can break the chain as a dark knight using living shadow and salted earth. Haven't tried it myself, though, cause when I went through that questline I queued for it normally.

 

[Gravemind]

I've seen this discussed elsewhere but apparently if you time it right you can break the chain as a dark knight using living shadow and salted earth. Haven't tried it myself, though, cause when I went through that questline I queued for it normally.

Anything that lays out a persistent AoE + DoT and basically the equivalent of a "pet" is probably sufficient enough to break a personal chain, yeah.

 

[Dave.]

Been playing a lot of season 2 CC up to platinum now and oh boy WHMs are still immortal gods. Warriors are subjectively as well, but they just need a single target stun instead of an aoe.

 

[Rungle]

Update on the icecream business.
I have increased my price to 20k when creating the shaved ice cream for way less.
People now claim they will like my ice cream as souvenir of this event.

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I have somehow gathered a cult following of lalafells who decided that what I did was very cool and they love capitalism.
However my friend is currently rivaling me by using pizza's and baklava to sell to people, I will have to figure out something for this.
I will see if the place is still active tomorrow to sell my iced creams.
Profits were 400K since the new business model.


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Update day 2.
I have increased my prices to 30k this time.
More people showed up and people remember me as the iced cream man, some people even just buying my iced cream to make me fuck off.
Some people even called me the ''Capitalist snowman'' and will now walk upto me just to get iced cream.
Me and my friend have a plan, we will act like rival food chain's to boost up the prices and get publicity, I have also recruited one of my many followers to be crisis actors and pretend the food is poisoned of my ''rival''.
Profits were 1200k today, probably will increase the price massively on Saturday when everyone is there.

I dont have anything further to share besides this nice interaction I had with someone. (the crisis actor I ended up recruiting

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

Update day 2.
I have increased my prices to 30k this time.
More people showed up and people remember me as the iced cream man, some people even just buying my iced cream to make me fuck off.
Some people even called me the ''Capitalist snowman'' and will now walk upto me just to get iced cream.
Me and my friend have a plan, we will act like rival food chain's to boost up the prices and get publicity, I have also recruited one of my many followers to be crisis actors and pretend the food is poisoned of my ''rival''.
Profits were 1200k today, probably will increase the price massively on Saturday when everyone is there.

I dont have anything further to share besides this nice interaction I had with someone. (the crisis actor I ended up recruiting

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Be careful doing this bit in say chat if you don't want to be exposed, you don't know who from here might be around to track you down especially with as much information as you are putting down here.

Still, godspeed snowman fren

 

[Fcret]

Be careful doing this bit in say chat if you don't want to be exposed, you don't know who from here might be around to track you down especially with as much information as you are putting down here.

Still, godspeed snowman fren

nah put out more info, report anyone who harasses you, and wait for them to come back to the thread and reeeeeeeeeeeee about getting banned by kiwifarmers

honestly, I think the trannies are too chickenshit to do anything in-game. That MAGA housing monopoly guy (Manwe Sulimo) has been openly baiting the trannies and lefties for years with his "buying entire wards and putting MAGA slogans in the message box" grind and nothing has ever happened.

 

[Zilortha]

nah put out more info, report anyone who harasses you, and wait for them to come back to the thread and reeeeeeeeeeeee about getting banned by kiwifarmers

honestly, I think the trannies are too chickenshit to do anything in-game. That MAGA housing monopoly guy (Manwe Sulimo) has been openly baiting the trannies and lefties for years with his "buying entire wards and putting MAGA slogans in the message box" grind and nothing has ever happened.

The one instance of housing monopolizing I support.
That's hilarious.

 

[Gravemind]

nah put out more info, report anyone who harasses you, and wait for them to come back to the thread and reeeeeeeeeeeee about getting banned by kiwifarmers

honestly, I think the trannies are too chickenshit to do anything in-game. That MAGA housing monopoly guy (Manwe Sulimo) has been openly baiting the trannies and lefties for years with his "buying entire wards and putting MAGA slogans in the message box" grind and nothing has ever happened.

I might've expressed this before ITT but, wait, Manwe's actually more widely known these days?

I still remember when that faggot was in the old FC I used to be an officer in back on Coeurl. People hated the fucking shit out of him for being a "Trump supporter" and the biggest Market Board jew on OG Aether (before the Crystal split). Pretty sure he ended up being the one to kill that FC as well long after I left it.

Warms my heart a bit to see he's still making the XIV playerbase seethe about him. Even I think he's a bit of an asshole, but I respect his hustle.

 

[Fcret]

I might've expressed this before ITT but, wait, Manwe's actually more widely known these days?

I only know about him from anecdotes and screenshots on 4chan. In any long-running thread, the probability of someone dumping screenshots of Manwe's Wild Ride approaches 1.

 

[Rungle]

Update day 2.
I have increased my prices to 30k this time.
More people showed up and people remember me as the iced cream man, some people even just buying my iced cream to make me fuck off.
Some people even called me the ''Capitalist snowman'' and will now walk upto me just to get iced cream.
Me and my friend have a plan, we will act like rival food chain's to boost up the prices and get publicity, I have also recruited one of my many followers to be crisis actors and pretend the food is poisoned of my ''rival''.
Profits were 1200k today, probably will increase the price massively on Saturday when everyone is there.

I dont have anything further to share besides this nice interaction I had with someone. (the crisis actor I ended up recruiting

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Update day 3.
Pretty normal day so far, I returned from work however there was a lack of people, so i spend most time making more iced cream.
I kept track of the cost of ingredients this time, it seems like they cost 200k to make 100, easily able to sell 7 iced creams to cover the costs.
I've kept the prices 30k for now until the big party starts.
People are starting the wonder how much money I make off them.
I've told them I make enough, not trying to ruin my business.
Someone shouted that my iced creams are overpriced however was promptly told to fuck off by the rest of the event goers.

The highlight of this day was that I've spoken with someone of the Rain FC, the people hosting the event by trying to sell iced cream to them.
I realised this a little too late and told them that this is quite awkward as im profiting of their escapades.
They said it was fine and they respect the business.
Hopefully my friend doesn't ditch out of our original plan as they will be starting a ''rivalry'' with my business called ''Chocobo Fried Chicken''

Profits: around 1600k i think, i also gave some iced cream away to people who didn't have money on their alts.

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

Does anyone here even think they'll even keep to their scheduled night tonight? It feels like they'll have a meltdown from all the raiders, trolls, 'staff' degenerates, and 'client' ERP degenerates all butting heads and close within a couple hours at most. I don't think the GMs will help them much as I've heard of many cases of random weird people just invading people's houses and overall being a nuisance for days or even weeks and nothing happens.

I almost want to make an alt just to see this shitshow in progress and 'do my part' if an idea comes to me, but if I were to do this I think I'd want to troll on Bard which takes a sizable bit of time to get on a fresh account.

Also I want @Rungle New Zealand iced cream for the memories.

 

[Rungle]

Does anyone here even think they'll even keep to their scheduled night tonight? It feels like they'll have a meltdown from all the raiders, trolls, 'staff' degenerates, and 'client' ERP degenerates all butting heads and close within a couple hours at most. I don't think the GMs will help them much as I've heard of many cases of random weird people just invading people's houses and overall being a nuisance for days or even weeks and nothing happens.

I almost want to make an alt just to see this shitshow in progress and 'do my part' if an idea comes to me, but if I were to do this I think I'd want to troll on Bard which takes a sizable bit of time to get on a fresh account.

Also I want @Rungle New Zealand iced cream for the memories.

This is what the host posted on their discord

Spoiler: FAQ Rain Nightclub

Rain NightClub F.A.Q

Disclaimer: The term "we" in usage refers only to the individuals involved with the direct decision making.

- Is the Summer Beach Bash still happening this Saturday?
Yes

- Are the billboards still up?
No

- Are any people related to rain banned?
No

- Are any DJs banned?
No

- Are we ever going to put up another billboard?
No

- When is the discord going to be opened back up for messages?
We are still debating but most likely sometime after Saturdays event when we feel comfortable it won't still be a target for spam

- Did the DJs have any hand in the billboard idea?
No they did not, the idea as well as the design, they had no part in, we did ask for permission to use their logos IRL but they had no part in its conception.

-Were there mods used in making the billboard?
As a team, we have decided that we would not answer this question. No matter what answer we gave, we would be throwing undeserved scrutiny at the community and its wonderfully creative creators. We will choose to remain silent on this issue. We will absolutely reflect on this question in all future endeavors and we will be sure to keep it in our minds going forward.

-Why were the logos to final fantasy and their trademarks added to the banner
In order to advertise effectively, people needed to know what game it was on. SE's Media release requires that if you use their name you attach their disclaimer. In addition, if you're using any screenshots from final fantasy as it is their content, you're required to apply SE copyright disclaimer.

- Will there be NSFW at the event? / Why did you put your discord link if you have NSFW content on your server?
No, the event is being held at the very public beach. SE has made it abundantly clear that there is to be no NSFW activities in public spaces. This was always going to be a SFW beach bash.

Our NSFW content is locked behind an age-gated role, where you have to agree to our notice and rule that the accessing person is over the age of 18, as per Discord's rules. We are a nightclub venue, so we will have adults that will need a safe area to discuss and share adult content. NSFW content is not the main focus of our discord, venue or audience, however. So we did not take into account how adding the link could be viewed. For that, we do apologize and we will act with more awareness of the link's connotations going forward.

- Did you do this to get attention from asmongold since you ended up on his stream?
That was not the intent, no. The billboard was only meant to show our love for the game and to tell people about our big summer bash. We were not expecting it to blow up as big as it did, honestly. Naturally, many of our staff members and patrons are fans of Asmon and one member had posted it to the Asmon reddit out of excitement. Some of us thought that he may talk about it and expressed excitement for that possibility, but these actions only happened well after the billboard had already been up for some time and had already been posted on another reddit page by someone else.

- Is it true you used your fund raiser money to pay for the billboards?
No, the billboard was paid out of our pockets, as well as the fund raiser was all paid out of our pocket and was directly related to in-game milestones such as twitch viewer count and rp bar drinks sold for in-game currency that fueled us donating more of our own money out of our pockets, Rain didn't receive any IRL money from any users for any reason ever.
You can see proof of our donations here ★│pride-event

- Is it true you guys lied to streamers about the maturity rating of this party?
No, This beach party is completely SFW, no mature content of any kind will be present, and although we should have more properly explained the lining here between the event and the club itself, the invitation that was extended to the streamer in question was to the beach bash only. (edited)
[2:46 AM]
- What do expect Square Enix to do?
We have no expectations of Square Enix. They will do what they will choose to do and we will accept their determination.

TL';DR Party is still on and they didn't get shit on by square.