Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

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the absolute fucking buffoonery in this Wendy's tonight

PL with insight to how this shit works from mt experience: I've worked for in-game venues handling the sales for dancers and they hardly get shit for gil unless it's an auction, which it's customary for the venue to give all (or at least most) the winning bid to the dancer.
It's definitely not something you would do for efficient money, more like just for the enjoyment of being paid to be a degenerate. I was bodyguard-slash-bookkeeper for a handful of venues because I could sit and play other games while doing the bare minimum in XIV. At the few spots I "worked", patrons would give donations/tips to staff at random. Dancers had to share theirs but if the bodyguards got any, we got to keep it all. People sometimes gave me more gil than the dancers made in one night because they "felt bad" for me.

ERPers can get really obsessive and if you give these kinds an inch, they'll take fifty miles in return. A lot of them can't separate themselves from their characters (they think similarly of people they ERP), try to e-date while also text-fucking anyone who can throw less than a dollar's worth of gil at them, and tend to stalk (even out of the game) anyone who either wronged them or they want to fuck but can't get. Call me MATI but I've been on the unfortunate receiving end of this lunacy and don't recommend getting into the ERP scene to anyone.
 
Rungle said:
Update on the icecream business.
I have increased my price to 20k when creating the shaved ice cream for way less.
People now claim they will like my ice cream as souvenir of this event.

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I have somehow gathered a cult following of lalafells who decided that what I did was very cool and they love capitalism.
However my friend is currently rivaling me by using pizza's and baklava to sell to people, I will have to figure out something for this.
I will see if the place is still active tomorrow to sell my iced creams.
Profits were 400K since the new business model.


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respect the hustle
 
No Nuts No Glory said:
the absolute fucking buffoonery in this Wendy's tonight

PL with insight to how this shit works from mt experience: I've worked for in-game venues handling the sales for dancers and they hardly get shit for gil unless it's an auction, which it's customary for the venue to give all (or at least most) the winning bid to the dancer.
It's definitely not something you would do for efficient money, more like just for the enjoyment of being paid to be a degenerate. I was bodyguard-slash-bookkeeper for a handful of venues because I could sit and play other games while doing the bare minimum in XIV. At the few spots I "worked", patrons would give donations/tips to staff at random. Dancers had to share theirs but if the bodyguards got any, we got to keep it all. People sometimes gave me more gil than the dancers made in one night because they "felt bad" for me.

ERPers can get really obsessive and if you give these kinds an inch, they'll take fifty miles in return. A lot of them can't separate themselves from their characters (they think similarly of people they ERP), try to e-date while also text-fucking anyone who can throw less than a dollar's worth of gil at them, and tend to stalk (even out of the game) anyone who either wronged them or they want to fuck but can't get. Call me MATI but I've been on the unfortunate receiving end of this lunacy and don't recommend getting into the ERP scene to anyone.
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lmao, do you have any particular stories of autism you could share or is it all just mundane and retarded
 
Sunflower Samurai said:
lmao, do you have any particular stories of autism you could share or is it all just mundane and retarded
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There was a case of a streamer coming into our venue, ordering a dancer, then saying on stream that the dancer was forcing her into it. Except our venue owner was friends with some of the biggest names in Primal RP, so she got blacklisted from their venues because they watched it all happen on Twitch.

Otherwise, pretty mundane. Petty drama, lalafells requesting ERP, same old same old. And someone stealing 4 million gil under the guise of "I miscounted the bar sales". lol
 
Memes coming out of this trash fire have been entertaining.
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Kaiyoko, as some of you may know as the guy who lists the weekly fashion report for mgp, got in on the action.
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Throwing in this one that was also found, probably the best one so far.
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and a video of a lawyer going over the infamous billboard.
 
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I love the people in the community defending this shit. Blah blah "This billboard is a good thing. Stop acting like people should be ashamed of ERP we have to get the word out somehow! Only prudes look down on natural human expression" as if you degenerate coomers could EVER keep it behind closed doors. There's an eternal argument over the line between weird kinks and hilarious degeneracy, and I'm fairly certain I know which side of that line "flicking my sweaty chode while staring at my skinny lizard boy /pushup emoting over a cartoon catgirl who's likely fisting his troonhole behind his own keyboard" lies.
 
The Holmes said:
Kaiyoko, as some of you may know as the guy who lists the weekly fashion report for mgp, got in on the action.
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I don't know if it's been mentioned before in this thread but Kaiyoko is an interesting specimen himself for having mountains of diaper/scat/loli commissions of his and his wife's characters. He's tried his hardest to scrub them since becoming a popular streamer but most are still easily searchable. Allegedly his wife (an SE community manager) also sleeps with multiple men every fanfest.
 
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lfaw said:
I don't know if it's been mentioned before in this thread but Kaiyoko is an interesting specimen himself for having mountains of diaper/scat/loli commissions of his and his wife's characters. He's tried his hardest to scrub them since becoming a popular streamer but most are still easily searchable. Allegedly his wife (an SE community manager) also sleeps with multiple men every fanfest.
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It appears it has been mentioned on this thread but I completely missed it, but a simple search lead me to the appropriate posts. @Shqueefa made a post linking relevant information here for anyone else interested. I didn't know the fashion report fag was a diaper degenerate and a cuck, I should pay attention to this thread more often. The more you know.
 
The Holmes said:
It appears it has been mentioned on this thread but I completely missed it, but a simple search lead me to the appropriate posts. @Shqueefa made a post linking relevant information here for anyone else interested. I didn't know the fashion report fag was a diaper degenerate and a cuck, I should pay attention to this thread more often. The more you know.
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Had no idea the images extended to real life. Nightmarish when you remember they both have an infant son.
Also of note, I just remembered they used to run very similar virtual ERP brothel events in the past.
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lfaw said:
Had no idea the images extended to real life. Nightmarish when you remember they both have an infant son.
Also of note, I just remembered they used to run very similar virtual ERP brothel events in the past.
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I just now remembered the love love bullshit and after all these years I'm coming to the realization that Kaiyoko and his stinky ass wife may be behind them. I remember years ago coming across this cancerous advertisement that's still on YouTube.

Wasn't hard to find it again after typing in "ffxiv love love maid". The channel responsible for this cancer is Nariko Star, most likely one, if not both of them were running it. The channel is now inactive and nothing has been uploaded in over four years.

 
Massive PL but I met my girlfriend of 2years and some change at one of these venues. She wasn't a hooker/cort but was one of the dancers/waitresses.

Im not an RPer but we had just cleared a savage tier and we went to one of those shouted clubs on Midgard with my static and I just randomly synced up with her.

She moved in a year later
 
SleepyNibba said:
RP is cancer...

Imagine running into a karen in game over something like this...

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The Ishgard Home Owners Association 24/7 LARP is the type of RP content I never knew I wanted until I saw it today.

Edit: Their is a small continuation, the Ishgard HOA wants to trade houses because of those gosh darn Shirogane neighbors

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Also in the post above me, that other twitter account tagged "LahshmixSaintu" is some random account that named themselves Yoshi P, and the last post they made was back in 2017 asking what Overwatch character are you and that they're Genji. I don't know if it is actually Yoshi P, but this Ishgardian Karen LARPer sure thinks they are. Also this person alleges that they're an author in their twitter bio, yet they effectively do *asterisk RP*. Which for those not in the know is basically the lowest and most juvenile form of RP you can do, this is shit 11 year old Sonic RPers do because they can't write for shit.

My fucking sides are in orbit for how little content their really is here.
 
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Dave. said:
I'm getting kind of miffed about people hiding names. Name and shame them so they can get mocked to shit because people who act like this deserve ridicule.
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Nevermind, they'll retardedly name themselves out of the blue.
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You can't show names because SE's TOS doesn't like name shaming, that's why everyone redacts them. It is just safer not to show names.

Takodachi said:
How do you even swap houses in this game
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They want to trade FCs, basically I go to your FC and you make me leader, I do the same for you and we just move everyone around after the trade is done. It is a very dangerous idea because you are effectively in a gentlemen's agreement to whoever transfers FC ownership first to maintain their end of the bargain. If you get scammed then to my knowledge customer service can't really help you too much if at all from what I've heard of FC scams in the past.
 
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