FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

[Cosmos]

• Constantly uses "motherly" as an adjective to describe Goodra; he even uses "motherly" in a sexual context, wanting Goodra to shove her "motherly antennae" up his ass.
• Talks about wanting to catch a young Goomy and raise it to adulthood; Goodra will eventually fall in love with her father-figure and then marry/fuck him to impress him.

There are so many layers of fucked-up present in this guy. This defies all logic.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Its really creeping me out when he goes "teehee" or "silly" while he talks about wanting to fuck Goodra.

 

[Sharktopus]

Holy shit, I just remembered something while playing with the Goodra I got in Poke Amie.

One of slugfucker's claims was that Goodra HAD to be female because its cry sounded like a woman choking on bukkake.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Spoiler: Strap in, folks. This one's a dozy...

There was more to it from what I can tell, which is why I included the notes, but check out that bit of insanity at the end.

"I originated from the heart of a normal Goodra..."

 

[nonnewtonian]

Honestly, without this crucial piece of information I'd be convinced that slugfucker is attempting to pull off a long troll. But the fact that he's sunk thousands of dollars into this operation is what proves his legitimacy.

There's no proof he's put a dime into this. No photos of this supposed microserver, the 21 laptops, the routers, any kind of records about monthly spending, nothing. All we have to go off of is his word, and given how he's either a troll or completely batshit... yeah.

Holy shit, I just remembered something while playing with the Goodra I got in Poke Amie.

One of slugfucker's claims was that Goodra HAD to be female because its cry sounded like a woman choking on bukkake.

Because this is EXACTLY what choking sounds like.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[DocScuttleButt]

Spoiler: I doodled a picture of my Shiny Manly man Goodra

 

[Sharktopus]

Spoiler: I doodled a picture of my Shiny Manly man Goodra

Bruh...that's cool as fuck.


I pose a question guys.
Have you ever been so mad about male Goodra that you'd make your kid get cancer to fix it?

Spoiler: Booty Bothered

 

[Meowthkip]

I asked my friend to draw this and she actually did it.

 

[Lurkingjay]

Do we know this dude's trainer name? Because I just got traded a female Goomy named "YES" in ORAS, and I have... concerns.

 

[Diego Brando]

Jesus Christ this thread. A friend of mine showed me this chucklefuck, and I had a full month of lulz from him, Then another friend introduced me to this thread, and by extension this site.

Thank you Goodrafag. I wouldn't have found this place without you.

 

[Sharktopus]

Do we know this dude's trainer name? Because I just got traded a female Goomy named "YES" in ORAS, and I have... concerns.

Box it.
Box it and never, ever, ever look back.

 

[Jomadre]

Male's don't blush? Huh.

Awkward.

Pikachu's a dude? Granted, I've only played gen1 and Pearl (and I never finished pearl), and I haven't seen the anime ever but I thought Pikachu was a girl.

I'm going on a righteous crusade of... utter indifference.

 

[Lalala]

Pikachu's a dude? Granted, I've only played gen1 and Pearl (and I never finished pearl), and I haven't seen the anime ever but I thought Pikachu was a girl.

I'm going on a righteous crusade of... utter indifference.

I think that was the point, they were originally gonna have Clefairy be the franchises mascot but they realised Pikachu was more gender neutral and therefore appealed to a wider demographic, that little yellow rat bassa is whatever you want him/her/ to be. /sperg.

 

[SpessCaptain]

My contribute.

 

[Saney]

Pikachu's a dude? Granted, I've only played gen1 and Pearl (and I never finished pearl), and I haven't seen the anime ever but I thought Pikachu was a girl.

I'm going on a righteous crusade of... utter indifference.

I think that was the point, they were originally gonna have Clefairy be the franchises mascot but they realised Pikachu was more gender neutral and therefore appealed to a wider demographic, that little yellow rat bassa is whatever you want him/her/ to be. /sperg.

According to Bulbapedia, Pikachu's a guy.

 

[Silver]

I also love how slugfucker is convinced nobody likes male goodra when most people either a) don't care or b) BECAUSE OF HIM are dedicated to the preservation of male goodra.

When I start playing X with my male goodra, if this thread is still up and running I will write short stories about my goodra's personality and how he likes being who he is

 

[A.Shitposter]

"Lopunny, Lopunny,. LOPUNNY!"
"WHAT?"
"....dragon zone."

If anyone can draw this, you will get all the "Winner" ratings.
All of them.

 

[Picklechu]

Goodra was waaaay back on my list of things to breed, but now I think I'm going to move it to the front of the line. Naturally, I'll make sure that the final result is a male.

 

[DocScuttleButt]

I may have theory why Slugfucker is so determined to make Goodra female and despises males and calls it motherly and such

• He may be a closeted self hating homosexual, he doesnt want there to be the possibility of a male because he doesn't want to possibly have the urge to fuck one. Therefore, ALL MALES MUST DIE I MUST BE THE ONLY DICK IN THE ROOM FULL OF FICTIONAL SLUGVAGINAS.
  
  
• Motherly, because this dude might've had a shitty mom or just really likes to be coddled like a child, which is rather fucked anyway.
  
  
• and lastly he might just be a fucking weirdo who is stuck on this subject because he's got nothing better to do than spend time and money on a fruitless cause.