FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
Welp, just added Goodra to my list of Pokémon I'mma use next time on X. He will be male and damn happy that way.
 
A.Shitposter said:
It's a shame he password protected his blog seeing as how Goodra is making it's first appearance in the anime, I can only imagine the sperging.
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Apparently he was flailing all over /vp/ earlier before the mods banned him.

Saney said:
Fingers crossed it's a male.
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Ash's Sliggoo (formerly a Goomy) hasn't had its gender confirmed yet, although slugfucker is 20000% sure it's female. Why? Because its voice "sounds" feminine. And it blushes, and as we all know, men are incapable of blushing. Apparently, this was enough to get him hellbent on the concept of Ash's Sliggoo being female.
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Also, "warm and gooey for Pikachu" sounds like a hentai title. Gross.
 
Cosmos said:
He thinks he knows Pokemon better than Game Freak and Nintendo and that they made a horrible mistake. He's also convinced that the gender ratio will be "fixed" via a patch or a retcon in Gen VII.

I also came across this graphic from him:
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Don't bother asking where these new numbers came from, because they were pulled out of slugfucker's ass. So we go from 50% male/50% female to 5.1% male/94.9% female. Somehow.

However, later on, slugfucker starts insisting that all Goodra are "biologically female" and that male Goodra are just confused transgender wrecks who are being tortured by their trainers. Just look at how many results came up when I searched "biologically female."
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Haha, I love how that graphic is completely useless for arguing his point. It's just like a picture with some made up facts. I'm also perplexed by the insane comment that "The numbers grow smaller for the male ever day." What the fuck? Is there some kind of male Goodra genocide going on in his mind?

Name suggestion: Jacque Strap
 
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Cosmos said:
Apparently he was flailing all over /vp/ earlier before the mods banned him.



Ash's Sliggoo (formerly a Goomy) hasn't had its gender confirmed yet, although slugfucker is 20000% sure it's female. Why? Because its voice "sounds" feminine. And it blushes, and as we all know, men are incapable of blushing. Apparently, this was enough to get him hellbent on the concept of Ash's Sliggoo being female.
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dzTlmHY.jpg

Also, "warm and gooey for Pikachu" sounds like a hentai title. Gross.
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Male's don't blush? Huh.
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Awkward.
 
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Cosmos said:
Apparently he was flailing all over /vp/ earlier before the mods banned him.



Ash's Sliggoo (formerly a Goomy) hasn't had its gender confirmed yet, although slugfucker is 20000% sure it's female. Why? Because its voice "sounds" feminine. And it blushes, and as we all know, men are incapable of blushing. Apparently, this was enough to get him hellbent on the concept of Ash's Sliggoo being female.
A2wYWOe.jpg
dzTlmHY.jpg

Also, "warm and gooey for Pikachu" sounds like a hentai title. Gross.
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Oh it already evolved? Dang Ash, you're working fast.

And if the 'sounds feminine' shit held any water, Pikachu would be a girl as well, but he's male.
 
A few more male name suggestions.
Provided by our favorite Sped.

lil' truck
small knife
Big cool
cool $ cool
dollars 2009
lil small cool
money dude
rick the revolver
rainmaker ricky
 
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Meet Yossarian, named for the MANLY and MASCULINE protagonist of Catch-22, my favorite novel!
 
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Question #1: What's "motherly and feminine" about antennae? I don't look at a wasp and think "aw, how nurturing."

Question #2: Is anyone else detecting some serious Oedipus Complex? What kind of childhood this guy had to associate goo with sex and motherly love, I don't like to think ...

As for names ... Simo Hayha. Just Simo Hayha.
 
Turns out I have enough info saved on this guy to compile a small documentary.

This, and this, and this are a few images made on /vp/ to refute him, but they're not very important.

Now at least six months ago he made this post in his own thread. He doesn't always reply to the shitposters in his own threads, but when he does the results are nothing short of comedy gold. However what made this one so important is that it seemed he had seemingly absent-mindedly posted with his ingame 3DS friend code as his ID, which is often used in the 'friend safari' threads people use to share Pokémon. This looked like the certain end for him, or 'Sage' as he appeared to be named, since it's very easy to trace someones friend code if it's been used on multiple sites, and we did find the owner of the code. I'm not sure if anybody ever took the investigation further, but it did appear to be the wrong guy. Because he was too normal looking. Unfortunately I didn't save the cap depicting the results of the hunt.

Furthermore he later posted with another friend code, belonging to somebody called Sledge. It turned out that Sledge frequented Reddit, FiMfiction, Facebook, and other subhuman sites, so this seemed like a more likely suspect. But again, nobody confronted this guy because it was a bit shifty that Slugfucker would assume a different ID so abruptly, whether it was because he was trying to cover his ass after he posted before with his real ID, or if he was simply furthering the wild goose chase /vp/ had pledged against him, or if Sledge was even Slugfucker at all. In the end, it appeared he was a lot smarter than he seemed when it came to throwing off his scent.

But not smart enough. At long last a user on SomethingAwful was sighted named Earnicked, who appeared to be collaborating on the non-private forums with another user in what looked like an organized effort to 'raid' /v/ and its parallels through recurring shitposting. Namely, this 'Plan g.oo.d.r.a'. Neither of them were heard of again once this cap surfaced on /vp/, probably because they'd realised their error of posting outside the private forums. Operation Giggling Pony was likely the assortment of frequent and unusual threads made with undertones that referenced the widely resented MLP fanbase, mostly in association to Pokémon such as Rapidash or Keldeo.

Even now this seems like his most likely true persona, since he got EXTREMELY defensive once accusations came in that his identity had been revealed. Here is one such thread that followed, which was much more aggressive than usual.

And this is an unrelated tidbit of comedy gold on his behalf.

I have some more info to come, I'll post it next. I hope these hyperlinks work.
 
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