FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
Twn. said:
Turns out I have enough info saved on this guy to compile a small documentary.

This, and this, and this are a few images made on /vp/ to refute him, but they're not very important.

Now at least six months ago he made this post in his own thread. He doesn't always reply to the shitposters in his own threads, but when he does the results are nothing short of comedy gold. However what made this one so important is that it seemed he had seemingly absent-mindedly posted with his ingame 3DS friend code as his ID, which is often used in the 'friend safari' threads people use to share Pokémon. This looked like the certain end for him, or 'Sage' as he appeared to be named, since it's very easy to trace someones friend code if it's been used on multiple sites, and we did find the owner of the code. I'm not sure if anybody ever took the investigation further, but it did appear to be the wrong guy. Because he was too normal looking. Unfortunately I didn't save the cap depicting the results of the hunt.

Furthermore he later posted with another friend code, belonging to somebody called Sledge. It turned out that Sledge frequented Reddit, FiMfiction, Facebook, and other subhuman sites, so this seemed like a more likely suspect. But again, nobody confronted this guy because it was a bit shifty that Slugfucker would assume a different ID so abruptly, whether it was because he was trying to cover his ass after he posted before with his real ID, or if he was simply furthering the wild goose chase /vp/ had pledged against him, or if Sledge was even Slugfucker at all. In the end, it appeared he was a lot smarter than he seemed when it came to throwing off his scent.

But not smart enough. At long last a user on SomethingAwful was sighted named Earnicked, who appeared to be collaborating on the non-private forums with another user in what looked like an organized effort to 'raid' /v/ and its parallels through recurring shitposting. Namely, this 'Plan g.oo.d.r.a'. Neither of them were heard of again once this cap surfaced on /vp/, probably because they'd realised their error of posting outside the private forums. Operation Giggling Pony was likely the assortment of frequent and unusual threads made with undertones that referenced the widely resented MLP fanbase, mostly in association to Pokémon such as Rapidash or Keldeo.

Even now this seems like his most likely true persona, since he got EXTREMELY defensive once accusations came in that his identity had been revealed. Here is one such thread that followed, which was much more aggressive than usual.

And this is an unrelated tidbit of comedy gold on his behalf.

I have some more info to come, I'll post it next. I hope these hyperlinks work.
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Thank you so, so much for this! I really appreciate you filling in his 4chan history, as I only have access to his Tumblr. I'm looking forward to seeing where this saga goes.
 
Moving on, this here was what happened on September 30th of last year, what would become known as The Day of Shitslime. As usual, he began to spam his threads to no end, but this day was different to all those before. Because the mods were FUCKING GONE. He posted and posted and posted and nobody was there to stop him. People posted porn, gore, furries, summoned 'the Forbidden One' about seven times, and yet this ordeal refused to stop. He ended up coating 80% of the catalog with his never ending threads, and spammed an array of them on /v/ as well. In the end, when the mod finally coughed up his hot pocket and put an end to it all, there was only 53 active threads left on /vp/. There are normally 120.
This cap of the catalog remains as the brutal depiction of the chaos.

It was about this time I finally created the advertisement I posted earlier, to some acclaim.

And finally, about two months after that one of his threads became very busy, once it appeared the mod was again on vacation. This left a perfect opportunity for Slugfucker to engage with his adoring fans without the threat of the thread becoming deleted. Mostly everyone wanted to know why he kept doing this, how he was never banned, and whether he listened to rap music when he was a kid. As usual he was his typical hostile self, until I posed as an 'agent of anonymous' at which point he posted this. Now this changed a lot of things. Before everyone had assumed he simply paid hundreds of dollars for multiple IP's so he could cycle through them to evade bans, but in fact he had a fully fledged functioning workstation. This was a whole new league of dedication to what is easily the most asinine pursuit in the world.

This came through however, because, when my image was posted about twelve times and was asked what he thought of it, he said the nicest thing I have ever heard. It was actually made thirty minutes, but to know that I'd got under his skin like this was simply the most satisfying news I could ever wish to hear.
 
I should get a DS and XY so I can get a male Goodra. I'd name him Archer.

Also, things could be worse; this guy could be insisting all Goodra are stargender.
 
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A happy coincidence I saw while playing the Battle Maison earlier.
Notice how I'm using Mega Kangaskhan, a Pokémon that is ACTUALLY 100% female and pretty much personifies "motherly" in Pokémon form.

The irony is palpable.
 
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Twn. said:
Mostly everyone wanted to know why he kept doing this, how he was never banned, and whether he listened to rap music when he was a kid. As usual he was his typical hostile self, until I posed as an 'agent of anonymous' at which point he posted this. Now this changed a lot of things. Before everyone had assumed he simply paid hundreds of dollars for multiple IP's so he could cycle through them to evade bans, but in fact he had a fully fledged functioning workstation. This was a whole new league of dedication to what is easily the most asinine pursuit in the world.
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That's what so fucking bizarre about slugfucker. He spends literally hundreds of dollars every month and who knows how many thousands of dollars in total to shitpost about his Goodra obsession on 4chan. He honestly doesn't seem to think that his obsession is unhealthy or anything. He sees his relentless posting, fueled by thousands of dollars that could go to much better causes, as a righteous crusade. He's hellbent on everyone accepting the Gospel of Goodra and will spend however much it takes to do so. Like, for fuck's sake, he probably spends way more on his VPNs and whatever than Chris does on Legos.

This guy must have a fucking smorgasbord of mental illnesses. I'm not being bitchy, I'm legitimately wondering if he's been diagnosed with anything.
 
trombonista said:
I should get a DS and XY so I can get a male Goodra. I'd name him Archer.

Also, things could be worse; this guy could be insisting all Goodra are stargender.
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"Lopunny, Lopunny,. LOPUNNY!"
"WHAT?"
"....dragon zone."

If anyone can draw this, you will get all the "Winner" ratings.
All of them.
 
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Twn. said:
Moving on, this here was what happened on September 30th of last year, what would become known as The Day of Shitslime. As usual, he began to spam his threads to no end, but this day was different to all those before. Because the mods were FUCKING GONE. He posted and posted and posted and nobody was there to stop him. People posted porn, gore, furries, summoned 'the Forbidden One' about seven times, and yet this ordeal refused to stop. He ended up coating 80% of the catalog with his never ending threads, and spammed an array of them on /v/ as well. In the end, when the mod finally coughed up his hot pocket and put an end to it all, there was only 53 active threads left on /vp/. There are normally 120.
This cap of the catalog remains as the brutal depiction of the chaos.

It was about this time I finally created the advertisement I posted earlier, to some acclaim.

And finally, about two months after that one of his threads became very busy, once it appeared the mod was again on vacation. This left a perfect opportunity for Slugfucker to engage with his adoring fans without the threat of the thread becoming deleted. Mostly everyone wanted to know why he kept doing this, how he was never banned, and whether he listened to rap music when he was a kid. As usual he was his typical hostile self, until I posed as an 'agent of anonymous' at which point he posted this. Now this changed a lot of things. Before everyone had assumed he simply paid hundreds of dollars for multiple IP's so he could cycle through them to evade bans, but in fact he had a fully fledged functioning workstation. This was a whole new league of dedication to what is easily the most asinine pursuit in the world.

This came through however, because, when my image was posted about twelve times and was asked what he thought of it, he said the nicest thing I have ever heard. It was actually made thirty minutes, but to know that I'd got under his skin like this was simply the most satisfying news I could ever wish to hear.
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I want a Ken Burns style documentary about this right now
 
Sharktopus said:
Ask and thee shall receive.
(I hope this is okay...it was the toughest one yet and I'm not INCREDIBLY happy with it.)

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Aaaaah, I love it! Thanks, mang!

Alex Krycek said:
money dude
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I read this as "monkey dude" at first.

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Philly Cheese Steak said:
I'm sorry guys, I went crazy and made this http://theonlymalegoodra.tumblr.com/
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Well, I'm following this blog now.

100 Whole Bepis said:
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YES.
 
ah you know what, that's who he reminds me of, mariotehplumber. throwing an insane amount of money towards an equally insane goal. whats up with spending money in the name of your nintendo headcanons
 
oh god I stumbled on this guy's tumblr a few days ago because I saw him getting PISSED at a drawing of goodra someone posted, because they referred to it as a "him".... I visited his blog regularly after that because it was just so damn entertaining. like why the FUCK does this dude keep using "motherly" to describe a purple booger dragon. and why does he want to fuck it. while calling it motherly. its motherly and fuckable? ok dude. anyway when he put a password on his blog I almost thought the fun was over, so Im very glad to have found this site and thread. (also I have myself a shiny ~male~ goodra so I'm gonna have to change his name to something like Beefy McManstick now)
 
battra said:
oh god I stumbled on this guy's tumblr a few days ago because I saw him getting PISSED at a drawing of goodra someone posted, because they referred to it as a "him".... I visited his blog regularly after that because it was just so damn entertaining. like why the FUCK does this dude keep using "motherly" to describe a purple booger dragon. and why does he want to fuck it. while calling it motherly. its motherly and fuckable? ok dude. anyway when he put a password on his blog I almost thought the fun was over, so Im very glad to have found this site and thread. (also I have myself a shiny ~male~ goodra so I'm gonna have to change his name to something like Beefy McManstick now)
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Welcome to the Farms, stick around. While this guy is definitely premium content, there are plenty of other entertaining cows on here.
 
Breeding Goomy's and got a shiny male not even fifty eggs in, clearly Goddess Goodra is telling me that I must continue my quest to Wondertrade a metric shit-ton of male Goomy/Goodra as he has rewarded this lowly shiny hoarder hunter with the very thing I crave the most. ALL HAIL THE MALE!

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(If I hatch more I'd be more than willing to trade them to my fellow Kiwi's.)
 
Cosmos said:
That's what so fucking bizarre about slugfucker. He spends literally hundreds of dollars every month and who knows how many thousands of dollars in total to shitpost about his Goodra obsession on 4chan. He honestly doesn't seem to think that his obsession is unhealthy or anything. He sees his relentless posting, fueled by thousands of dollars that could go to much better causes, as a righteous crusade. He's hellbent on everyone accepting the Gospel of Goodra and will spend however much it takes to do so. Like, for fuck's sake, he probably spends way more on his VPNs and whatever than Chris does on Legos.

This guy must have a fucking smorgasbord of mental illnesses. I'm not being bitchy, I'm legitimately wondering if he's been diagnosed with anything.
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Honestly, without this crucial piece of information I'd be convinced that slugfucker is attempting to pull off a long troll. But the fact that he's sunk thousands of dollars into this operation is what proves his legitimacy.

I can see someone who's attempting to troll Scientology, Westboro, or Iranian websites potentially investing that much money into it provided they had some kind of emotional attachment to seeing these actual real-life entities crippled in some capacity. This? This is an anime slug. Even a troll dedicated to lulz is not going to see this operation as worth wasting a crapload of money on. Because any lulz you get out of this is offset by the fact that, holy shit, you wasted thousands of dollars on an anime slug.

He reminds me of one of those really desperate furries who spend all their money on commissions of their fursona. Only this is somehow more depressing.
 
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