FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

[Bugaboo]

OK I am back and I can continue giving out shiny br MALE Goodras, just PM me!

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Ironic that he hates people with autism, when he's probably autistic himself for obsessing over a Pokemon's gender.

This and the fact that that RP cutting Cosmos head off that he did (that was directed at the wrong person, no less) was literally the most autistic thing I've ever read.

 

[4Macie]

Spoiler: HOLY FUCK HOW HORRIFYING

Also, all of this drama is really making me want to try and catch/hatch a shiny Goodra...

just pure autism all around

Exactly. I look at this pokemon and I wouldn't even say it's feminine. It's got slime on it for god sakes. And a HUGE beer gut... and a huge thick long... tail. And it's got flowing golden locks. It's like Fabio with a hillbilly beer gut.

 

[LastMighty]

Holy fuck I had no idea my team and sparking slugfucker's spreging was going to go this far.

This is just goddamn hilarious.

This is the Goodra that started it all. His name is Blorp and he is glorious.

It's good to have the original seed here at the farms! Welcome.

 

[Jaimas]

NOTE: Right before I posted this thread, slugfucker password-protected his blog because he was lurking the thread where we were talking about making one. Make of that what you will.

I've decided to give this wonderful lolcow the thread he so rightly deserves. His obsession with a certain Pokemon being only female rivals Chris' BLARMS panic. Up until this point, discussion of him has been limited to the "personal lolcows" and "Pokemon lolcows" threads:





Like the above posts mention, slugfucker is (or was) rather infamous on /vp/, it seems, to the point where people got sick of Goodra because of him. He was known for spamming threads with "evidence" that Goodra is an all-female Pokemon. For those who aren't fans of Pokemon, Goodra has a 50% chance of being male and a 50% chance of being female. His argument is that because Goodra is so feminine-looking, the entire species MUST be female. /vp/ denizens were mad enough as it is, but one fateful day (when the moderator wasn't looking), slugfucker spammed 70-80 boards with his sheer, unbridled autism.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_s5vRVmkNMc
Slugfucker then moved onto Tumblr, where he quickly garnered more detractors. Why, you ask? Because slugfucker seems to have dedicated his entire existence to harassing and "proving" anyone who says Goodra can be male wrong. Did you just catch a male Sliggoo or something? Expect slugfucker to give you a ring. Looking for a masculine name to give your newly-hatched shiny Goomy? You better be prepared to engage in a battle of the wits against him. His entire tag consists of people who are fed up with his bullshit.

Also, slugfucker caught the attention of the people of Tumblr in Action after they saw his antics. Check out what ignited the drama. Here's slugfucker's eloquent reply to the accusations levied against him:

Spoiler: Actually, it's not very eloquent

Some more of slugfucker's lulzy posts:

Spoiler: I'd turn back if I were you

Now, slugfucker would have probably been laughed at and forgotten in minutes... had I not decided to butt my head in and make him decide to fight a Holy War against Kiwi Farms.

Strap in, guys. This is going to be a long one. You can follow along with what posts slugfucker is talking about by reading from the start of page 5.

Spoiler: The saga of Cosmos and slugfucker

My original post that kickstarted his insanity:

Slugfucker's LOLSOEDGY response to it, which is quite possibly the most autistic thing I have ever seen. Also, he acknowledges the Farms:

At this point, slugfucker starts to accuse everyone of being me. He also refuses to get my gender right, insisting on calling me a male because of some twisted excuse for logic he came up with. According to someone on Tumblr, this isn't the first time he's done this.

After this post, he password-protected his blog to prevent the Kiwis from archiving his shit.

Tl;dr:

• Slugfucker thinks that I am a neckbearded dudebro despite numerous people clarifying that I am a girl.
• Slugfucker thinks that everyone who criticizes him on Tumblr is me despite me never contacting him.
• Slugfucker claims that my "master trolling plan" has failed, that I have given away my "true" gender and cannot possibly be a girl... all because I acknowledged that Goodra is a "very feminine" Pokemon.
• Slugfucker claims that he has backed me and the rest of the Kiwis into a corner... before password-protecting his blog.
• Slugfucker confirmed for the next Chris-chan.

I have a male Goodra. It's breeding with my female Hydreigon right now. I have multiple boxes full of eggs.

I wonder how Slugfucker explains that?

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

I have a male Goodra. It's breeding with my female Hydreigon right now. I have multiple boxes full of eggs.

I wonder how Slugfucker explains that?

Poorly?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Slugfucker is like an infinite sinkhole of autism and there is no limit to how deep it goes.

 

[c-no]

just pure autism all around

Pokemon does attract its own spergs doesn't it? Especially when considering FemaleGoodra sperging over the gender of a slug pokemon.

I have a male Goodra. It's breeding with my female Hydreigon right now. I have multiple boxes full of eggs.

I wonder how Slugfucker explains that?

He'll just think you are lying or you hacked your game. He'll probably say you got the genders mixed up or one of them is actually a Ditto.

 

[Grimmleal]

It's good to have the original seed here at the farms! Welcome.

Thank you! Blorp is actually a mainstay of my team now because of all this.

 

[Lalala]

Spoiler: my own butch

This baby is going right in my team, thanks @Philly Cheese Steak XD
Like I said before got about 14 male Goomys and a female to give out, friend code is 4785-5720-9748, name is Laaaaaaa, hit me with a PM if you want one (for specific names lemme know and I'll breed and name em for ya, I have some silly named ones ready but no specific ones right now other than the female 'Cosmos')
I love that this guy sperging about his Goodra mommys sexy antennae is bringing us all together like this

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Pokemon does attract its own spergs doesn't it? Especially when considering FemaleGoodra sperging over the gender of a slug pokemon.

Half of the amusement of /vp/ comes from the fact that it's a veritable cornucopia of spergs:

Spoiler: Proud of its power

 

[Silver]

[snip]

That is the most amazing thing

 

[Meowthkip]

I was thinking of doing more bara Goodra splices, if anyone's interested.

Splice Goodra with Nidoking.

 

[Jaimas]

Someone should link him to a search on "Male Goodra" on FurAffinity.

Let an ocean of horror commence.

 

[Meowthkip]

Someone should link him to a search on "Male Goodra" on FurAffinity.

Let an ocean of horror commence.

He'd only be able to see the adult results if he's a member.

That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if he was one.

 

[Sharktopus]

Okay, I finished another bara Goodra.

This one was a bit tougher cuz I had to redo body parts to fit the head on properly (stupid Conkeldurr has a stupid fat head).

I'm gonna get myself a glorious male Goodra from Philly and then I'll make the Nidoking splice.

I love this Thread, by the way.

 

[Loke]

Hmm...

...

I can see this thing being either/or.

Don't see what the big deal is.

I baven't read the entire thread, so I apologize if someone already caLled this, but those hips bro, check 'em out. Natalie Portman would renounce the Jewish state for sexy lady bumps like that.
Edit: Just a joke kids, calm down.

 

[Saney]

Hmm...

...

I can see this thing being either/or.

Don't see what the big deal is.

See those hands? They're not really hands, they're penises. That's why they're dripping goo like that. Same goes for his head, also a penis. Those "motherly antennae" are probably penises too.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

See those hands? They're not really hands, they're penises. That's why they're dripping goo like that. Same goes for his head, also a penis. Those "motherly antennae" are probably penises too.

Dat tail? Tucked-under penis.

 

[Meowthkip]

Goodra stains the mountaintops
Goodra stains the mountaintops