FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
extreme_misfortune said:
Bulbapedia says Goodra has a 50/50 gender ratio, so he's fighting against canon, which is always a losing battle.
I'm not gonna pretend to be better than this guy though I'd totally fuck goodra
I'll take those deviant ratings now
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That's nice. Thanks for letting us know.

I'm sure you and slugfucker will have a lot to talk about... you know. Unless you'd fuck a boy Goodra.

That'd just be gay.
 
The Jumping Dwarf said:
Me and a bunch of friends stumbled upon this guy's Tumblr a month ago or so. We couldn't decide if we were amused or horrified.

I'll never understand how anyone can find a gigantic, slimy slug fuckable.
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You should have seen the hundreds of threads on /vp/ we had to fucking slog through, even after the mods applied a filter to his shitposting he still managed to slip through the cracks.
 
Wannabe school-shooters, dogfuckers, pedos, and now slugfuckers!

Come to the Kiwi Farms, we've got them all!
 
I've been waiting for this thread for so long. :heart-full:

This guy is fucking nuts. I legitimately want to know what he's been diagnosed with, because it is literally impossible for him to not have a mental disorder of some kind.

The Jumping Dwarf said:
I need a necrophile to complete my Sickfuckedex.
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The Golden Knight drew necrophilia in his comic and jerked off to it, so I think we have that covered.
 
I'm so glad that there are people who know him from /vp/ here. Just how much and how often did he shitpost? And at what point did he gain the nickname "slugfucker?"
 
You know what's great about Kiwi Farms? Every time you think you've seen it all someone new shows up on the forum radar. A breath of fresh air to remind you that, yes, there are all kinds of crazy in the world and they'll always yearn for an audience.

Watch yourself @Cosmos lest you become the new Goodra. The obsessions run strong in this one.
 
Cosmos said:
Just how much and how often did he shitpost?
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You could expect a thread from him AT LEAST once a day if not more.

At first everyone reacted with: "Oh shit, what the fuck are you doing, son? This is really good trolling right?"
Then the reaction was to mock him once he confirmed he actually believed this shit.

I only caught him at the end of his shitposting shenanigans where everyone was just tired of it and wouldn't even give him time anymore so I'm not sure when the slugfucker nickname came about.
 
PHIL'S SHINY MALE GOODRA GIVEAWAY!
I have many many shiny BR male Goodra to giveaway! Because of the way they were genned they are all named Butch but at your request I can change the name to something manly.
PM me to get your Goodra and post a pic of your new buddy on this thread!
EDIT: Shit, forgot the pic, here is one of the butch ass manly Goodra.
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i lurked /vp/ back during pre-xy hype until a little before oras came out and saw this shit popping up all the time and thought FEMALE GOODRA (and its many attempts at wordfilter avoidance like 'fem a l e g.oo dra' ) was the worst forced meme of any board. it just did not occur to me that this could be one dedicated loser. it was occurring way too often and people didn't want to ignore it (guess that's just the habits of a containment board) so i just brushed it off.

if i didn't know what i know about lolcows now, i would have said this guy was someone going whole hog into the shtick to troll/anti-troll/whatever.

so that being said, i hope we can get more info about this guys non-goodra life, he's one of the rare ones to hold down a job (if he's telling the truth)
 
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