FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
Gonna copy paste my post from another thread:


Oh yeah, he'll harass the shit out of people. Someone drew a pic of their friend's male Goodra to cheer them up since Our Pet Goodracow was harassing their post.

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Pretty cute, right?

His response to said pic?

"I want to cut her head open like a can opener with a rusted combat knife that would give any human tetanus, and rip out her fucking brain and fry it so I can turn it into a burger to eat.. Then I want to cut open her motherly belly with the aformentioned knife and shove 69 sticks of dynamite inside of it only to seal that feminine belly up, and have it detonate right next to me so I can be covered in her girly organs.



I hate male Goodra. I hate her so much.

And I hate this specific one even more.. Never EVER have I hated something so much, and this piece of shit isn’t even real."

Classy.

Source: http://bosstigger.tumblr.com/post/110509282005/sweet-cherry-doodles-femalegoodra-bosstigger
 
I did a little looking and I noticed almost all of the female only Pokemon have really obvious feminine features like
-long "hair"
-breasts
-carrying eggs or children
-long eyelashes
-"skirts" like made out of leaves and such
-feminine sounding names (-queen, -lass)

Almost all of them have one of those traits. On the other hand Goodra has a beard and long horns. Hmmmm
 
I've added this to the original post, but just check this out. Once again, I didn't send this message (another Kiwi did), but slugfucker still thinks it's me. And this was his response:

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He's literally more autistic than Chris-chan.
 
Cosmos said:
I've added this to the original post, but just check this out. Once again, I didn't send this message (another Kiwi) did, but slugfucker still thinks it's me. And this was his response:

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He's literally more autistic than Chris-chan.
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... Did he just RP at you in response? I think we might have a winner.
 
meltychocolate said:
I did a little looking and I noticed almost all of the female only Pokemon have really obvious feminine features like
-long "hair"
-breasts
-carrying eggs or children
-long eyelashes
-"skirts" like made out of leaves and such
-feminine sounding names (-queen, -lass)

Almost all of them have one of those traits. On the other hand Goodra has a beard and long horns. Hmmmm
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According to him, they're "motherly antennae".
 
Yog-Spergoth said:
... Did he just RP at you in response? I think we might have a winner.
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Yes, yes he did. And again, it wasn't even me he was RPing at. I never sent him any messages on Tumblr. When someone else told him to cool it, he responded by going Super Saiyan and slicing my head off with a katana.
 
Ooooooh Jesus, it's slugfucker.
I've been waiting for a thread for this guy.

I frequent /vp/ a lot and have seen a lot of this guy's threads (he still pops in from time to time to stir up more shit) and it's fucking glorious every single time.
I remember he had a picture of Goodra turned into a sort of chart trying to point out its feminine features including things like: "feminine, motherly belly", "wide birthing hips", and something about like "delicate arms" or some shit like that.
/vp/ responds by taking the chart and listing how these characteristics are male: "big bara belly", "never skips leg day so he's brolic as fuck", "killer beard", etc etc.
I can't find these anywhere, of course, but if I come across them I'll link them.

Also, the funniest thing about this is that the Goodra line is based on slugs...which are hermaphrodites.
 
Got a two hour bus journey tomorrow so gonna breed as many male Goomys as I can to give out, who wants one? :lol:
 
Cosmos said:
I've added this to the original post, but just check this out. Once again, I didn't send this message (another Kiwi did), but slugfucker still thinks it's me. And this was his response:

Oh%20wow_zpssteegnby.jpg

He's literally more autistic than Chris-chan.
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Wow, you really need to rethink your life when you've just Role-played what amounts to a Chris-Chan rage video on tumblr because someone begs to differ with you.
 
I like how he 'whispers' at the end of his stupid fantasy rant. I can't help but hear it as:

LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I'M MADE OF...now!
 
I ALMOST agreed that Goodra looks feminine, but his butthurt attitude changed my mind. GJ GOODRAFAG. Spend less time attacking @Cosmos and more time sucking Goodra's dick.
 
How exactly can antennae be "motherly" anyway? Take this ant for example.
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Male ant. Are it's antennae motherly? If they are, is it a female ant according to this guy?
 
Lalala said:
Got a two hour bus journey tomorrow so gonna breed as many male Goomys as I can to give out, who wants one? :lol:
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Ooh, me too. Hell, we should breed a ton, pick a day, and just send them all out in a giant mass on Wonder Trade.
 
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