FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
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This guy is two layers of autistic. On one hand, he never stops ironically shitposting like he's on /v/. And on the other hand, he's obsessed with fucking a slime dragon to the point where not a single male can exist(?).

I mean, how can you even pretend to sperg out when you're actually a strange deviant? Does the hypocrisy not click at all?

Not that ironically shitposting isn't the dumbest shit in the world, but it's still conflicting.
 
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Here's a nice resource if you're stuck on names for all the little beings of pure testosterone! Afterall, without a nice manly name, he'll only be the manliest slug on the block instead of the manliest slug in the universe!
 
Slowboat to China said:
I think I missed something ... why the heck would this guy fixate on you, Cosmos? SteelPlatedHeart is the one who brought him up originally. Did your feminine-yet-non-Goodra icon offend him or something?

ETA: If anyone's still looking for dude names for Goodras, may I suggest Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster?
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He said he Google'd "Goodra feminine" and found her post. And if you say Goodra looks even remotely female, he takes that to mean you fully agree with him about everything.
 
Bulbapedia says Goodra has a 50/50 gender ratio, so he's fighting against canon, which is always a losing battle.
I'm not gonna pretend to be better than this guy though I'd totally fuck goodra
I'll take those deviant ratings now
 
Cosmos said:
That's what we were all trying to figure out in the original thread! He barely acknowledged SteelPlatedHeart (although he DID give him the awesome nickname "SteelPlatedAutism") whatsoever.

However, we later discovered that it was because I called Goodra a "very feminine" Pokemon but clarified that Pokemon has never been consistent with gender-based designs (for example, Machoke has a 25% chance of being female despite being like the MANLIEST POKEMON EVER). See, slugfucker's thing is that if you acknowledge that Goodra looks feminine then you MUST agree with him wholeheartedly. He became obsessed with my post because he thought I was mocking him by calling Goodra "very feminine" but then disagreeing with him. Then he became convinced that I was a transgender neckbeard dudebro who was dedicated to trolling him. He accused me of being "obsessed" with being female which is why I "hide" behind a Sailor Moon avatar; I want to be a cutesy girl like Sailor Moon. Never mind that I AM a cutesy girl, he became convinced that I was hiding my "true" gender because there's no way a woman would ever disagree with him.

Literally nothing about him or his thought process makes any sense.
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Now to be fair...he said "cutesy anime grill."
 
extreme_misfortune said:
Bulbapedia says Goodra has a 50/50 gender ratio, so he's fighting against canon, which is always a losing battle.
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He just brushes it off as if he knows better than the creators do. All of his logic is shaky, and he grasps at straws like nothing I've ever seen before.
 
Substrain-Seven said:
He just brushes it off as if he knows better than the creators do. All of his logic is shaky, and he grasps at straws like nothing I've ever seen before.
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I guess he fits in on Tumblr then, treating his stupid headcanon as fact and expecting everybody to go along with it.

lel
 
Substrain-Seven said:
Especially when you swear up and down that the Pokemon in question is a purely female species, as if you want some giant slug dragon harem. :c
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Well, at least it's not gay.
The whole sexual attraction to any Pokemon is weird, but slugs?
 
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