FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
Lalala said:
Got a two hour bus journey tomorrow so gonna breed as many male Goomys as I can to give out, who wants one? :lol:
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I need to get OR or AS still, but save one for me. If possible, name it one of the ultramasculine action hero name riffs they came up with in Space Mutiny on MST3K, like Slate Fistcrunch or Roll Fizzlebeef.
 
MysticMisty said:
I'm in. Be sure to give it a super masculine human name! :heart-full:
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Sigyn said:
Please name one something to the effect of "Xenothror the destroyer" or "Prostrate Cancer" or something hella manly.
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Also wonder trade was the plan for the rest of them, as an added bonus I'll make sure they all have 'Gooey' as their ability haha

Back on topic this guys has reached sperg levels previously unheard of, suddenly blue arms is sounding like s legitimate, well argued complaint compared to this random shite.
 
Sharktopus said:
Also, the funniest thing about this is that the Goodra line is based on slugs...which are hermaphrodites.
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Not only that, they mate by "penis fencing," which means exactly what it sounds like. The victor of the battle gets to impregnate the loser.

No wonder this guy has a complex about being gay for wanting to fuck these slimy things. But seriously, if you want to fuck slimy slugs, you should probably just get over the fact that you're also gay.
 
I think I missed something ... why the heck would this guy fixate on you, Cosmos? SteelPlatedHeart is the one who brought him up originally. Did your feminine-yet-non-Goodra icon offend him or something?

ETA: If anyone's still looking for dude names for Goodras, may I suggest Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster?
 
This thread is becoming so much better than I ever hoped it would become. Thank you, everyone :biggrin:

Also, I'd totally be on-board with the whole "hatch/catch a bunch of male Goomy, give them the most masculine names ever, and ship them out" plan. Slugfucker wants to drive those poor creatures to extinction (he literally says that he wants male Goomy to die out so that only females will remain) so I say we work to conserve them!
 
Cosmos said:
This thread is becoming so much better than I ever hoped it would become. Thank you, everyone :biggrin:

Also, I'd totally be on-board with the whole "hatch/catch a bunch of male Goomy, give them the most masculine names ever, and ship them out" plan. Slugfucker wants to drive those poor creatures to extinction (he literally says that he wants male Goomy to die out so that only females will remain) so I say we work to conserve them!
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Can I call a bunch of them 'Cosmos' too? :ween:
 
I'm assuming this person is a young adult.

Think about this: his whole life is ahead of him. He has all sorts of options on how to spend his time: sports, travel, sex, romance, creating art/video/text, starting a business/career, and all the other opportunities available to a young person.

And what does he spend a huge chunk of his time and energy doing?

Obsessing over the gender of a minor character in a cartoon/collectible series that was made for children, twenty years ago. To the point where he admits it's imperiling his day job.

Chris-Chan, you have met your Sperg Match.
 
Cosmos said:
This thread is becoming so much better than I ever hoped it would become. Thank you, everyone :biggrin:

Also, I'd totally be on-board with the whole "hatch/catch a bunch of male Goomy, give them the most masculine names ever, and ship them out" plan. Slugfucker wants to drive those poor creatures to extinction (he literally says that he wants male Goomy to die out so that only females will remain) so I say we work to conserve them!
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I would love to see his reaction to receiving one of the aforementioned male Goomys, or better yet, Goodra, through Wonder Trade. I can picture the tard rage that would follow it.
 
Mind sending a little 'Gaston' my way as well? Flooding wondertrade with them would be such a beautiful presevation effort for this most delicate and manly species
 
Trapped_Fairy said:
Mind sending a little 'Gaston' my way as well? Flooding wondertrade with them would be such a beautiful presevation effort for this most delicate and manly species
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Haha I'm gonna have to take notes here, this project is a go, also Gaston is an amazing name :biggrin:
 
If there is not at least one "Chad Thundercock" Goodra I will be sincerely disappointed, Kiwis.
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We are The Society for Male Goomy/Goodra Preservation! Or SMGGP!*

*Association name still pending.
 
Since there doesn't seem to be an agreement over manly slug names, I propose we name them all "NOT A GIRL".
 
Slowboat to China said:
I think I missed something ... why the heck would this guy fixate on you, Cosmos? SteelPlatedHeart is the one who brought him up originally. Did your feminine-yet-non-Goodra icon offend him or something?
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That's what we were all trying to figure out in the original thread! He barely acknowledged SteelPlatedHeart (although he DID give him the awesome nickname "SteelPlatedAutism") whatsoever.

However, we later discovered that it was because I called Goodra a "very feminine" Pokemon but clarified that Pokemon has never been consistent with gender-based designs (for example, Machoke has a 25% chance of being female despite being like the MANLIEST POKEMON EVER). See, slugfucker's thing is that if you acknowledge that Goodra looks feminine then you MUST agree with him wholeheartedly. He became obsessed with my post because he thought I was mocking him by calling Goodra "very feminine" but then disagreeing with him. Then he became convinced that I was a transgender neckbeard dudebro who was dedicated to trolling him. He accused me of being "obsessed" with being female which is why I "hide" behind a Sailor Moon avatar; I want to be a cutesy girl like Sailor Moon. Never mind that I AM a cutesy girl, he became convinced that I was hiding my "true" gender because there's no way a woman would ever disagree with him.

Literally nothing about him or his thought process makes any sense.
 
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