Favorite video game quotes - Inspirational, badass, way too real, etc

[Prophetic Spirit]

all this fucking scene:

 

[Polarity]

"Clear as a crisp spring morning. F K... In the coffee. I knew I could count on it. It never fails."

 

[Car Won't Crank]

 

[The News Crews]

“Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have”

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

One of the Insults you can receive from a Hive mind in Stellaris

"Sadly, we must inform you that membership requires a rudimentary brain."

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

As much as Wolfenstein went to shit really fast unfortunately the first 2 games open with 2 of the best lines from BJ. Plus the sequel works off the first one.

"Death at the gates again. Howling my name. Can't greet you today. I have a war to win."

"A blessing. To have finished the work I was put on this earth to do. Surrounded by friends that love me. And a great warmth washing over me. I think the sky is on fire. Death at the gates again. Howling my name. Come on in, old buddy. Sorry I made you wait."

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Good stuff. Hell yeah. Thanks! - Chris Redfield

 

[Meat Target]

And Trevor Phillips' sayings are fit for random_text.txt.

 

[Shringlecrink]

"Up yours!" - Ork boy, Dawn of War 1

 

[Kheapathic]

"You fuck young boys, Valdez?" - Cole Phelps, L.A. Noire

"That would require effort on my part." - Zommie, Disgaea

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

Do you know Tri-Edge?
OVANNNNNNNNNN!!! - Both Haseo .Hack//GU
This guy are Sick - Aeris
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Lamar Davis

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Spoiler: big spoiler

FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!

 

[Overcast]

"That would require effort on my part." - Zommie, Disgaea

“Don’t say I’m in love with my sister, I’ll kill you!”

Void Dark. Disgaea 5

 

[The Feline Solution]

 

[The handsome tard]

Spoiler: big spoiler

FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!

The funny thing is that, by itself, its such a stupid line that wouldnt be out of place with

But the way its delivered and right before the climatic fight with the original and sequel under its belt, it feels earned. After two fucking games of these eldrich terrors, we were sick of it as much as Isaac Clarke was.

 

[Kan]

“Sounds like garbage to me, but who knows? Stranger things have happened!”
-General Baker, from Alien Shooter 2: Reloaded (2009)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_BbAfbqTzpk&t=11m53s

 

[Big Fat Frog]

Inspirational speech to smush grubs to

Inspirational speeches to kill squidheads to

Inspirational speech to root for the bad guys to

Inspirational speech to see where the bad guys coming from to

 

[Thiletonomics]

Constantin "Angel" Anghel's post-game quips in Battlefield 2042 were memorable, for the wrong reasons:

"That was something, right?!"

"Yah! Angel does it again!"

"Don't be sad, this is just how it works out sometimes!"

His third quote is shockingly fitting, as you can put that with any news event that has been going on lately.

 

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