Favorite video game quotes - Inspirational, badass, way too real, etc

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The handsome tard

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Self explanatory

Video game quotes that speak for you, invoked some feeling or that you just generally enjoy. Add reason/context if you want. One to three per post is preferable.

I will start with a favorite of mine

"Oh, you're fucking A-right it's sarcasm! You fuck! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! (...) Forgive me, you ignorant fuck, but sarcasm is all I've fucking got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you cunts!"
- Micheal De Santa (GTA 5)

In a world going insane, that quote just feels more and more uncomfortably real...
 
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"PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YA KNOW"
"At some cushy Ivy League school!"
"TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS"
Everything in this clip really
 
"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" — The Colonel, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
 
Ending of Enduro Racer


Enduro Racer said:
“Enduro” is a symbolic journey through life via the media of a race.

The results are insignificant and what really counts is competing.

Of particular importance are the lessons to be learned concerning one’s self from the various encounters you experience along the way.

There is no victor or loser in this test of endurance.

The only thing that really matters is that you make a commitment to begin the long and trying trek.

This game is then dedicated to all of the “life riders” who have started out on the solitary trip to find their own individual limits.

Last, but not least, may we sincerely congratulate you on a perfect run.
 
"I am a biotic god! I think things-- and they happen! Fear me lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!" — Niftu Cal

“Charge” — Shepard
 
"I am a monument to all your sins"

"You're pretty good"
 
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