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So there is already more information on Gilfest is exactly what we expected a reskined version of Nero fest with more things to get, Gilgamesh (Archer) and Queen of Sheba are in the gacha (lol) so if you want him now is your chance, i dont give a shit about him (i have ishtar imo she is better than him) and im tired of getting Casters so only gonna roll for CE, and trying (in vain) to get Raikou
 
So the remaining of the year so far within my NA times and the Nerofest rerun is going to come to an end soon. Nero Bride sort of interests me, but not more than the slightest. Another Jalter banner will come, but I already got jalter. Halloween rerun I will do cause I needed a grail I'd miss out anyway. I already got Tamamo so no need to roll for that banner.

The another halloween event coming up for this year's NA will have Cleopatra (already have her on JP). Still more to come of course.

Queen of Sheba are in the gacha (lol)

Is the Sheba any good?
 
So Halloween 2017 rerun is here, for those who dont know this is a mission oriented event, is good to rack materials and qp but the gacha is terrible, last year Osakabehime was introduced to bring the Age of Quick but sadly she underperfomed and her title was taken by Scatach Skadi, still this event gets you Mecha elizabeth wellfare that is a alter ego and they are always useful, is this is your first time you can get her fairly easily, if is your second you can get the second one because last year this event only let you pick one (Vanilla Mecha eli or Mk II) they dont have any difference in performance only their voice lines and saint graph are different BUT if you get the second you can field both of them so there is no reason to not get the other one

If you got the shop CE last year and LB them dont bother buying them again, the rate of enemies are caped at 100% more of than and you are wasting a slot for a drop CE

Also sweet ass Nightingale CE
 
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Speaking of Halloween, the next event and the one at the end of the year will require you to clear Lostbelt Chapter 2 to participate. There will be a Half AP event from the Main Story and you can get 10 SQ if you clear LB2 by the 24th of October (when the next Halloween event starts).

This years' welfare is Shuten Douji, Class unknown for now, and apparently the Gacha Servant will be Sitonai, an Illya Pseudo Servant.

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Speaking of Halloween, the next event and the one at the end of the year will require you to clear Lostbelt Chapter 2 to participate. There will be a Half AP event from the Main Story and you can get 10 SQ if you clear LB2 by the 24th of October (when the next Halloween event starts).

This years' welfare is Shuten Douji, Class unknown for now, and apparently the Gacha Servant will be Sitonai, an Illya Pseudo Servant.

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And just when i got Shuten douji gonna get ANOTHER one, nice, Sitonai iirc is alter ego probably SSR because we need that delicious weeb money,im not worried about lostbelts i always end story chapter as fast as possible to prevent being blocked for events
 
If there was anyone who would be an obvious shoe-in for being a servant, it would be Alonso Quixano/Don Quixote de la Mancha. The man went mad reading chivalric romance novels and went off on his mule to attack windmills and recruited a farmer as his squire. The book itself is incredibly influential in literature, is often called the best novel ever written, the best Spanish novel, a sophisticated world novel with Japan's Tale of Genji and China's Jin Ping Mei (according to Princeton University Press), the greatest work of fiction, a founding work of Western literature, a keystone in western canon, and other accolades. It's also the second most translated book ever, with only the Bible being translated more. Obviously, he would be a Berserker.
 
If there was anyone who would be an obvious shoe-in for being a servant, it would be Alonso Quixano/Don Quixote de la Mancha. The man went mad reading chivalric romance novels and went off on his mule to attack windmills and recruited a farmer as his squire. The book itself is incredibly influential in literature, is often called the best novel ever written, the best Spanish novel, a sophisticated world novel with Japan's Tale of Genji and China's Jin Ping Mei (according to Princeton University Press), the greatest work of fiction, a founding work of Western literature, a keystone in western canon, and other accolades. It's also the second most translated book ever, with only the Bible being translated more. Obviously, he would be a Berserker.

He could even be Rider or Lancer thanks to the Innocent Monster skill or a Berseker with a very low Madness enhancement, i am still waiting for Alexandre Dumas for Edgelord dantes shenanigans
 
He could even be Rider or Lancer thanks to the Innocent Monster skill or a Berseker with a very low Madness enhancement, i am still waiting for Alexandre Dumas for Edgelord dantes shenanigans
Alexander would just call you through phone to ask you to bring him prostitutes as a servant (According to Strange Fake)
 
So Oniland start tomorrow with Shuten Douji (Caster) and Sitonai Alter ego (that is not limited), apparently is a mix between normal mission and cooperative raids so expect the scrublords complaining about being rekted and unable to play it because they are to lazy to finish Lostbelt

Also Sitonai comes with a huge ass polar bear that is called Shiro, the joke write itself

 
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Shuten Douji looks like a whore now.
 
Did two ten rolls today, got Banana Oni, Osakabehime, Medusa Lily, and Sitonai. I know Osakabehime is okay, but she isn't Skadi levels of great.
 
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Did two ten rolls today, got Banana Oni, Osakabehime, Medusa Lily, and Sitonai. I know Osakabehime is okay, but she isn't Skadi levels of great.

I only got another copy of Chiyome and the CE of Tomoe, not particularly interested in the Gacha, Osakabehime became ok after her upgrade, her utility was practically stripped by Skadi so they had to upgrade her to change her toolkit to also buff Buster so she now has the best of two worlds, not exactly overkill but not the shit she was earlier

Also i would have rolled for the CE of Artoria alter but is in the shop, weird considering in the other two events the lewd CE was gacha only (Dangerous Beast and Trick or Treatment)

Still goddamn DW

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15 Million download campaign is coming, JP is going to get 30 quartz, new 5* exp cards (fucking finally), a chance to pick a SR servant, and a Abigail gacha, for those who are playing JP i HEAVILY recommend that you roll for her, DW have a tendency to be pricks and put in events the nodes with better drops full of Berserkers so if you have her you dont have to worry about them

Sadly for me the gacha is not worth my time i already have Abigail and Circe, and i dont give a crap about Nezha, going to check what SR going to pick now
 
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15 Million download campaign is coming, JP is going to get 30 quartz, new 5* exp cards (fucking finally), a chance to pick a SR servant, and a Abigail gacha, for those who are playing JP i HEAVILY recommend that you roll for her, DW have a tendency to be pricks and put in events the nodes with better drops full of Berserkers so if you have her you dont have to worry about them

Sadly for me the gacha is not worth my time i already have Abigail and Circe, and i dont give a crap about Nezha, going to check what SR going to pick now


To add to this, 5 and 4* EXP will now be added to the FP Gacha pool. The chance of getting them is small, but like Angry Manjew, it exists. Main Story is 1/4 AP and LB chapters 1 and 2 are half AP. Epic of Remnant chapters stay as is.

There will be 10 special missions during the event that will give you 10 SQ and a new Command Code featuring Orion (applies Sure hit on the equiped card).

We also get 10 more Friend Slots, so you can have 10 more Skadis on your friend list. More stuff has been added to the Da Vinci shop, both in the MP and RP shop. They'll also be adding a new bookmark feature. Basically, if you're in the middle of dialogue and your game crashes/closes, the game will remember where you stopped, and, once you login, will ask you if you want to Cancel/Continue reading/Head to battle.

There's also login bonuses and additional rewards for returning players (those who haven't touched the game since the 1st of October and have cleared at least Fuyuki will receive the extra stuff, totaling to 30 SQ, 14,000 FP, 36 4 star EXP and 16 Gold apples).

And here's the list of Servants you can choose. We get the ticket tonight, but you can exchange it for a Servant starting from the 9th of November till the 14th of November.
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To add to this, 5 and 4* EXP will now be added to the FP Gacha pool. The chance of getting them is small, but like Angry Manjew, it exists. Main Story is 1/4 AP and LB chapters 1 and 2 are half AP. Epic of Remnant chapters stay as is.

There will be 10 special missions during the event that will give you 10 SQ and a new Command Code featuring Orion (applies Sure hit on the equiped card).

We also get 10 more Friend Slots, so you can have 10 more Skadis on your friend list. More stuff has been added to the Da Vinci shop, both in the MP and RP shop. They'll also be adding a new bookmark feature. Basically, if you're in the middle of dialogue and your game crashes/closes, the game will remember where you stopped, and, once you login, will ask you if you want to Cancel/Continue reading/Head to battle.

There's also login bonuses and additional rewards for returning players (those who haven't touched the game since the 1st of October and have cleared at least Fuyuki will receive the extra stuff, totaling to 30 SQ, 14,000 FP, 36 4 star EXP and 16 Gold apples).

And here's the list of Servants you can choose. We get the ticket tonight, but you can exchange it for a Servant starting from the 9th of November till the 14th of November.
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From that list this is the ones i can recommend

Artoria Alter: solid AOE with ironically a better mana burst that her vanilla version, perfect for farm

Gawayn: he is... weird because even when he is powerful and his toolkit is good his NP doesnt do as much damage as for example Artoria you can make him useful with some tinkering but if you only want to see numbers you can get something better

Nero: before you come with "lol nasu got burned of wanking her" she is a ok servant but her utility doesnt come for her numbers come for her toolkit specifically her third skill that transform her in Robocop, SHE JUST DONT DIE

Suzuka Gozen: Dont be fooled by her looks and her rarity, she is for all purposes a SSR Saberface with a debuff, and a slighty nerfed Mana burst she can put the numbers if you decide to invest on her

Munemori: The old man is a Arts wrecker, max his first skill for that sweet 50% boost (that before EoR that boost was reserved for tamamo fags), put him Arts CE booster and look those poor fellows dying so quickly that is hilarious, did i tell you that with a good team you can spam his NP ?

Cuckcelot: spam arondight overload and watch the smoke and ashes of death enemies

Tomoe Gozen: Highest atk of all the archers in the normal SR pool (iirc the highest is Fujino but she is limited) her toolkit is ok, she is a fan favorite for the implication that you can cuck her husband tha she doesnt stop mentioning

EMIYA and EMIYA alter: Dont be fooled by the memes Oreo vanilla EMIYA is a very very good servant (you can thanks Kuro for that) but he needs tons of works to make him useful (Two skill deliverances and a NP upgrade), Oreo chocolate EMIYA is the same deal, you need to work him because he doesnt have evade but he can blast people DMC style if you get dedicated and he got a boost recently

Artoria alter lancer: same as her Saber version, slighty up mana burst and cheapness, also tits

Elizabeth Bathory: you can bitch all you want about her, she is the lancer that many of us got when we begun playing (except me, i got boudica) she got upgrades that make her better, a good option if you dont have any better or you dont want tituria because you are the ghey

Fionn Mcool: JAJAJAJAJAJA HELL NO

Valkyrie: three servants for the price of one, solid NP generation and her np come with insta kill to demons, a solid choice better if you can boost her with skadi

Astolfo: nigga you gay, try to hold your homosexual tendencies and pick something better

Saint Martha: the tank debuff remover for excellency, people is still bitching to dejews to give her a animation update that involve wacking things with her staff

Circe: She come with the perks of being related to Medea so she has High speed divine words, dont pay attention to the ones that bitch about her third skill, it looks like a Critical star generation ups but come with a party debuff removal, useful in hard battles

Carmilla: yuge Dmg, yuge NP gain and yuge NP damage if you use it again females

Stheno: lol really? are you that desperate? even Shiki is better than her

Bersekers are pretty most so/so the only ones that are meta are Cu alter and Raikou both are SSR and Mama is limited

With Avengers anyone will do
 
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